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what do you guys come on r9k for?
I shitpost except for the comfy threads when I effort post comfy things.
>>29282568
My usual board is shittier than this one at the moment.
>>29282568
Dank memes, porn, and to laugh at speds.
HOW DO I BUY PORN online. I know i need to get a credit card but will anyone see my purchases, how easy is it for criminals to take my card and fuck my shit up? What websites are trustworthy, and which are not?
Like all those obscure fetish sites out there, are they safe and shit? Has anyone done this before?
>>29282564
Just go to jizzman.com
>buy porn
WHY
>>29282564
you know that feeling of regret after you jerk off? its 9000 times stronger if you spend money on porn
>tfw i cant gain any fat whatsorever and look like some Auschwitz joo all the time
Literally the worst body type.
>>29282431
wait until you get past 25
>>29282431
"Just eat more anon :D"
I am one of these skelefucktards too.
>>29282468
im 26 and have the same body type / problem
Does Tinder actually work for you guys?
>>29282410
No it don't. I try everything but I'm much ugly for this shit. The bitches just want Chad
I've never even tried making one. In fact I only have a facebook and even that I only check once a month when notifications get to about 20
I do not understand social media
>>29282410
Not for us. Tinder is socialist Chad redistribution.
So some /b/tard said that a attack will happen in Birmingham at 10:47, Birmingham Britbongs, please becareful and rush home
(Pic related, it's the post before it got deleted)
I sure hope its fake. I don't want any of my fellow robots to die
>>29282248
am or pm?
please respond very important
>>29282296
PM time, look at the top
What are /r9k/'s thought son Boogie2988? He made a very emotional video today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfNuc5v_6E4
>>29282180
There's a lot of cars out today
>>29282180
I hope someone beheads him and his family
>>29282180
>He made a very emotional video today
Today?
What drugs make you content enough to be productive? I've got cs projects to do that I constantly procrastinate on.
adderal
#oregano
>>29282036
Is it anything like ritalin. I took ritalin awhile back and it made me tired. I might have adhd or something.
Cocaine
Finish them all in 2 hours
>wanting a girlfriend
>need to be there for her at all times
>she gets sad or depressed you need to be next to her to comfort her and tell her you love her.
>buying her shit and wasting your own hard earned money
>no time for yourself
I have had a girlfriend. Its fucking stupid. I fell for the girlfriend meme.
Doesn't sounds too bad
>>29281914
I'm all of the above minus the money thing.I have a findom fetish and want a cute femboy to force me to spend money on him and take him out to expensive dinners
>>29281914
>need to be there for her at all times
and she will be there for you at all times
>she gets sad or depressed you need to be next to her to comfort her and tell her you love her.
how's high school going buddy?
>buying her shit and wasting your own hard earned money
maybe the first couple dates and then after that only on special occassians. if you are with a girl that constantly wants you to buy her little things tell her to fuck off
>no time for yourself
dank meme man
t. dude who had a gf once in high school 6 years ago
>suddenly all humans on earth disappear
Except you. You are given an RV with neverending supply of electricity, fuel, food (in the fridge), water (drinkable) and the RV itself is indestructible in every possible way
What do you do?
>>29281898
Browse r9k and complaint about my shitty life
go outside and enjoy the rest of my life
>>29281898
sit inside and shitpost with myself on 4chan
Fembots, post girls you wish you looked like.
>>29281875
>wanting to have shit colored eyes
>>29281986
>wanting to have soulless mutant eyes
>tfw guys make better girls then you
Let's start a words that only normies use thread:
>selfie
>>29281822
I want G-Eazy to fuck my ass
>YAAAAS
This is an original comment mods
tinder
snapchat
Who /nas/ here?
Now I want to smoke. I'm not even a smoker. Though I did buy about 10 packs of NAS over the course of my mid 20s.
>>29281807
Been working on a pack of yellows for about 2 months now
>>29281807
I smoke ten packs a day, fuck yeah!
>tfw Chad would rather socialize with his old frat bros tonight than fuck me silly like usual
Do any other forever alone fembots like myself know this feel? ;__;
kek
In their minds it's the same thing as our situation. The non-Chads just aren't even men at all to them.
>>29281757
you're not a fembot, get out of my board
>>29281757
this post was good satire that made me chuckle
thanks anon
What have you done today?
> woke up at 7:30am
> ate, coffee, smoke, shit, animu, shower, get dressed and leave for work
> get to work and start training (for sales)
> blah blah blah 6 hours later I finish
> go for 3 beers by myself and look over my paperwork
> come home
> cook a chilli con-carne and store it in the refrigerator
> cook a stir fry and eat that bitch up
> clean up
> post here
I'm so bored when I'm not doing something. I want to go out and do something right now but it's 10pm and I need my sleep.
Same thing I do everyday
wireless site survey
How do you deal with the fact that you'll never be a Chad?
>>29281695
Ahh, this one never grows old.
>>29281695
>no Rex Thunderknot
wish mt last name was goldschlong :(
