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>mfw my mother insists smoke is attracted to light and won't believe me no matter how much shit I show her that says otherwise
>tells me to turn the lights in the living room off whenever I'm making anything because the smoke will go to the living room if I won't
Yo momma sound like one fucked up bitch
At least there's no doubt as to how and why you wound up here. Thank your mom for those genius genes.
Ask your mom as to how the fuck that even makes sense and maybe she'll realize how stupid she's being.
wakey, wakey, ragie, wagie.
>>29197451
It's 7:42PM nigga
My neet adventures are going well, who /fit/ here?
Looking forward to spending all my wagiebux tomorrow
>>29197451
>7:42 PM
>wakey, wakey
what's wrong NEET, are you delirious from over-sleeping and masturbation induced dehydration again?
>EXPELLYARMUS
wat do?
>*teleports behind*
>nothing personnell kid
>AVADA KEVADRA
>pull out the dictionary on the page where feminism is
>her spell hits it
>feminism ceases to exist
>watson just put herself out of a job
Call her a white washing racist bitch because Hermione is actually black and she should get her creepy school shooting slave owning ass out of my sight and then rape her.
Are there really people with dicks thinner than toilet paper rolls? I did it flaccid and easily passed
>>29197039
>Are there really people with dicks thinner than toilet paper rolls?
Yes, Unfortunately.
>put flaccid dick in tube
>get a boner
>break my dick
Google says the circumference of a toilet roll is 5.5", so yeah almost everyones erect penis will fit in one
Would you let this girl take a shit on your feet?
Yeah sure why not. I'm not into it but if she's begging it couldn't hurt as long as she's on clean up duty
>>29196925
I would never, ever let that girls shit get anywhere near my feet.I'd let her shit right into my mouth senpai
>>29196925
I want to hold her upside down and eat her take out box like chow mein.
how do you "want things" again?
or am i enlightened now i have no desire, because it feels pretty empty desu
>playing roblox to screw with kids on grp
nothing is actually worth wanting aside from a gaming computer with internet access and death
>>29196821
fuck u stop bullying me on that game you faggot ;(
Red flags for men
>he doesn't drive a Ferrari, Lamborghini or mclaren
all faggot mobiles
real men drive classics
I drive a 2005 Pontiac Sunfire.
>>29196814
Kek, take your junkyard mobile out of here grandpa, I bet it doesn't even have an aux in
Girls like big butts on men, right?
RIGHT?
I dont want to be bottom fagmeat.
I want a qt to grab my ass and bite it.
Not a fucking bearmode fag to rimjob me.
Girls are just like guys in that way.
Some are intothighs
Some are intoshoulders
Some are intonecks and forearms
Some are into asses, and especially butt stuff.
Others are into the size of your wallet
>>29196746
>tfw THICK man ass from ice skating and roller blading
>mfw lewd drunk bitches will grab my ass if I stay at night clubs past 1 AM
>>29196746
what does that bune smell like?
Post pictures that make you want to kill yourself
>>29196616BAI BAI~~
looks comfy.
orig
there's too many trains to ride yet anon
>Eat it, anon
But that's not a boy pussy that's a girl pussy!
>>29196602
>hymen intact
well it's untainted atleast
I would eat out Rikka's underaged p*ss in an instant.
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>Tfw nobody will ever hold you down and have their way with you
>Tfw you will never have a big dumb shonen adventure with your friends
>Tfw you will never develop a standThe worst part about women is that they dont seem to want love and definitely dont want to care for a man. They want to be dominated and controlled by asshole men. If you show any
>>29196575
This is a disturbing hijak
>>29196575
so whats all that binary supposed to translate to?
i used a translator and got some shit that seems like some kind of cryptography
>>29196575
lol u sowned like a nice guy TM. tips fedora 2 u. jus becus a girl lykes a guy who has sum confuhdinse in himelf and knows how 2 show it during sex doesnt meean she doesnt want a guy who respeks her. crazy in bed, princess evrywear els.
u jus sowned like a jelus unaware virgin in ur parents basement. women lyke guys wit sum confuhdinse, that doesn meen their assholes.
has anyone else been driven mad from neethood
i think im getting more stupid and losing my mind from this isolation and worthless existence, im getting kind of scared
That's the brain fog for you. It only gets worse - hazier and hazier.
>>29196390
yeah but im enjoying the brainfog. before i would overthink everything to an insane degree.. i cant wait to get even more stupid and unaware. maybe i can even become a normie
not sure if its the isolation, depression, meds, poor diet or ageing.. but something is definitely shutting down my mind bit by bit
iv started stuttering sometimes and messing up words as well. conversation is much harder than it used to be..etc
Yes. It feels like my brain has melted sometimes, like I can't write or comprehend anything anymore. It's not as bad as it could be, I do read and I practice French every day, but when I'm doing something or trying to concentrate it's foggy. Plus I don't enjoy anything anymore aside from reading what other people write online to socialize.
I just ordered pizza wish me luck
Pic unrelated
God speed, try not to scream like a chimp in his face.
I just leave a note on my door saying I'm in the shower and to leave on the bookshelf in foyer. I never have to interact with him. I leave two dollars on the shelf he's to place it on with a sticky note saying 4u on in.
>>29196363
Go play some more mvc2 you faggot.
Tfw stay up all night plan to sleep in but sleep in the laundry room
>everyone decides its time to wash their clothes
Why do you sleep in the laundry room?
Just how fucking poor do people have to be to not be able to afford their own washing machine?
>>29196457
One day you're going to move out of mummy's housejk
What self-improvements are you going to make this weekend, robots?
I'm going to drink hard liquor instead of beer, and I'll only drink one night instead of three.
Also I'll do my best not to get no fast food, but no promises
take a bunch of codeine
>>29196346
>Also I'll do my best not to get no fast food
I don't know what happened there. Leaving thread now because embarassed
