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The innocence of a chiId at play is both the lowest and highest point of human maturity.
Thoughts?
>>29199161
l do not understand your meaning
>>29199161
define your terms
>didn't over analyze every single conversation as a kid and could actually hold a conversation in elementary school
JUST
>people think I'm a libertarian
>I'm really a national socialist and a huge admirer of Adolf Hitler
>Start reporting even rule breaking post before a big event.
>Report on /v/ before E3, /sp/ before super bowl, /pol/ before elections, etc.
>Rule breakers get banned
>They will not be able to post during happenings.
>>29199151
and 15 years old
>>29199190
You fucking asshole I bet you reported one of my posts on /hoc/ and now I'm unable to post during the Cup
Fuck you
These summer days are too damn long.
>>29199119
Kill yourself fagot cum stained whore
>>29199119
Holy shit I havent seen these threads in months.
>>29199648
brings me back to the old femdom threads on old r9k back in like 06
>be engineer
>3 years relevant experience
>pretty much perfect record in general
>sent out nearly 100 apps over the last month
>ZERO fucking replies
Holy fucking shit, what do you have to do to get even a fucking reply to an application these days? I can't imagine how bad it is for someone who doesn't have jack shit for experience. I have fucking 3 years and yet "entry level" shit I'm seeing now is asking for 5 years? That's not entry level, how does that make any fucking sense? The job market is so fucked up. Being a wagie is shit.
>>29199105
welcome to the global economy, where a poo in loo will work for 10% of your wage
>>29199105
Kek at engineers
I'm over here doing accounting and having to fight off recruiters on a regular basis
>>29199105
Why the fuck did you quit your job before having another one lined up retard?
>June 10 2016
>still no steam weeb friend
Just kill me now senpai
>>29199084
>10th of June, 2016
>still no steam weeb friend that posts on /r9k/ about his lack of a steam weeb friend
just end it all now
>>29199084
How weeb are we talking here?
>>29199353
biggest of all weebs and not entry
Hello again bots. OP from this mornings thread here. I dont have much more to bitch about since i already bitched in the last thread but here is somthing that happend earlier that is kind of sad.
>Watching hentai
>Girl becomes made for her childhood friend
>Sexytimes ensue
>Wtf watching the story of a hentai??
>Impregnates her
>More sexy time
>At the end chooses to take responsibility and make her his maid forever.
Man the depresion this gave me was so fucked its still on my mind. Idk why this shit got to me but it sucks. I think its the realisation i will never have anything like this. Hentai never made me depressed. Slightly angry and out of nowhere ntr before yes but never depressed. Anyway go ahead and vent or bitch about your life or random things. I enjoyed the last thread so i made another.
Another slow starter huh well ill be checkin in soon when people want to bitch
>>29199036
Why is this depressing?
>tfw messaging someone
>get really anxious and take forever to respond because everything I type sounds wrong
>edit to hell and back
>eventually send message
>check back later and reread what I sent
>it's awful
>they don't respond
how about we just all chill the fuck out for once and have nice chats
remember that?
[r9k, omegler9k]
>>29199014
Do most of you omeglefags use mics? Or is it mostly just video with text chat?
I just met the most based robot on r9k. and no one even knows who he is.
>>29199014
why cant it just be r9k.
why does it have to be more than one tag?
>create Ok Cupid profile
>answer all question like a good boy
>proceed to message over 30 grills with 90%+ match
>2 reply back within a week
>one of them gives me the one word reply treatment, the other didn't even bother replying again
what am I doing wrong? I'm not even unattractive
you post to /r9k/
I've used okc for months and only 3 girls have talked to me. All of them had 99% match with me, and all of them were extremely deranged. Would not recommend.
>>29198994
Change your pics to chad, thats the only way they will message you
>resize album cover to 10x10, then back to original size
>post and let anons guess what album
>>>/mu/
tits mcshitlords
>>29198937
>nobody is allowed to talk about anything related to music outside of /mu/
>>29198990
gimme a hint- what's the genre?
Hello robots. What are your favorite drugs / drug classes and why? My preferred drug class are psychedelics, especially LSD. It's an extremely beautiful visual drug and music sounds fucking amazing on it. Especially classic rock and heavy metal. What are yours?
>inb4 drugs are for normies
>tfw been curious to try lsd but don't know anyone that has it
Also you're not a real robot if you're social enough to have drug contacts.
Drugs are for degenerates
Do something respectable for once in your life
LSD is fucking exhausting
a 200 microgram dose is like 6 hours of tough, face-hurting tripping for me
I tend to just take 100 microgram doses instead, you still get some intense feelings but it doesn't have nearly as long as an effect
What is the final solution to the white problem?
>>29198830
well considering you niggers have been freed of slavery for awhile now and you have yet to anything of importance im going to have to say you'll all be dumb niggers forever
oh by the way Tyrone I don't want any pickles on my hamburger
>>29198830
Exterminate the niggers/honorary niggers; no one left to have a problem with the whites
>>29198830
I believe you meant to say, "What is the only solution"? Answer: pic related.
I really need a friend...
Good taste in pictures/video games my man. I would be your friend but I'm too autistic, but you deserve to know you have good taste. I hope you find a friend very soon.
Related good.
http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/
This is real comfy.
>>29198848
thanks man. I recently bought it to play again but I was too stupid to buy and ultra wide, so the resolution is fucked no matter what I do. The friend thing is a necessity at this point. It's crushing me
>>29198907
I already know this site, I used to just sit at the apartment or the fat guy's store and listen do deb. Thanks for the rec anyways
The MEMES are real
Found this flyer in the mail.
context: normie lovers tattoo their SO names on their body, this whore regrets getting her frogposter bf tattooed on her arm
Has this company unlocked the secret code to meme magic?
above the ass might have been better. other than that, not sure why she's crying.
>>29198796
It's Kermit the frog you autistic retard.
>>29198796
nice rare pepe original just like reply, thanks for your services please have a towel
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, kawal honoring, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29198783
all those butchered spanish
kabayo...
>>29198977
i think it looks cute
t. spanish speaker
Thank you based monkeychan poster.
I continue to wish you the best of luck in your quest.
Dont fall for the girlfriend meme. I want to kill myself everyday.
then dump her you beta
If she's clingy, break up wit dat biaaaaatch
>>29198777
checked
How about you kill her instead ?
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