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Grilled pork loin chops & whole milk for supper, how about you
about to cook up lamb chops
I'll keep you posted
i haven't eaten in about two days
this is my method of suicide
2 days in and i only feel a headache and a slight pain in my stomach, definitely the way to go
>>29200475
>ketchup
>no sides
Are you serious?
Was I born into the world simply to watch it crumble to nothing in my life?
Sometimes I think I'm supposed to fulfill a narrative of whoever cosmic faggots are telling this story of some pleb who is powerless to do anything, even in personal life, while humanity goes fucking shit into the ground. Anyone else feel, that their only existence is to witness horror?
Fulfill it. I'm not saying some oyster world bullshit. You know what you need to do. Take a shit, it'll make ya feel better. Take the best shit for those cosmic storytellers.you know what you need to do
>>29200470
>Anyone else feel, that their only existence is to witness horror?
Sort of. Really feel like I'm in a torture simulator or something sometimes.
>>29200470
Why is the world crumbling anon?
Is there actually anything more repulsive than males who are attracted to females who haven't reached the fully mentally developed age of 25?
I mean, how could someone look at a 12 year old and find them attractive? It's literally mental illness
>>29200449
Normie here.
I agree with this post. Robots will never understand this way of thinking.
>>29200449
It's OK if it's a chinese cartoon that's actually 6 gorillion years old.
Man you guys are really at it tonight aren't ya?
She was literally trying to be nice to me and I rudely rejected her because I'm a PILE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. Literally all I had to do was smile and act friendly back but I fucked it up just like everything else.
I can deal with "everybody hates me; fucking normalfags ree". It's comfortable and I can just keep to myself. But when someone tries to be nice to me I have to go and ruin everything.
I just wish that I didn't punish people for trying to be nice to me.
I wish that I could have returned the kindness. Instead, I made her day worse.
>feeling empathy for normies
You don't belong here
this is how I fucked up my life:
>shit in highschool, graduate with 2.1 or something, Mom says "military or get out"
>join military after year of dicking around at shitty hs job/smoke tree a lot (started at end of HS)
>been depressed since I could remember, just gets worse after joining
>hate life, just try to get through it
>Join a band (been playing drums for 10+ years)
>shit becomes tolerable
>play music, do military, everything's good right?
>youthoughwrongfaggot.jpg
>start smoking weed regularly cause stationed in legal state/in a band/had it all figured out
>I worked a crew rotation so I could kinda tell when they were gonna piss test me
>get cocky/smoke more often
>band on verge of record deal with BIG dick record producer (gold records on wall, owns studios around the world, produced names you definitely have heard, the whole 9 yards)
>fail a routine inspection at job
>they take this opportunity piss test me outside of work rotation
>the jig is up
>get moved from my space command job (satellite operator), to logistics (mail room)
>put on hold for court martial
here's where the retard levels exceed maximums
>continue to smoke/be in band because I'm full on suicidal at this point (always kinda have been, but know had a reason)
>armed forces internal investigation interviews me
and here is the kicker
>"We all know why you're here, do you want to remain silent/get armed forces lawyer?
>me: "nah"
>proceed to tell them I got out and buy joints off of people down town (recreation legal)
>basically spill beans on everything without telling them my guitarist was the one getting for me
>"that's all we needed"
remember that part
>spend next 3 months in shit mail job waiting to probably go to jail (this branch has no "Brigs" so punishment is served at a local jail)
>3 months of unwanted pity, condescending looks, "hey friend, what happened?" and having mom call me to tell me how disappointed she was
>almost kill self many times in that 3 months
Con't?
>>29200432
Continue pls. I love sad stories
>>29200432
lets hear more
>>29200589
alright, give me a sec
This board would be so much better if phone posters were banned
you should have to be on a computer to use 4chan. the idea of normies posting from their phones makes me physically sick
>>29200420
It's the fucking fembots. I swear most girls don't even own computers and need to have every piece of electronic technology in app form on their shitty little iphones.
>>29200420
As a phoneposter, this is an excellent idea
>>29200465
>most girls don't even own computers
wew
>have fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome
>unable to work
>can't get disability
Just be yourself, take responsibility, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, look on the bright side, think positive, and achieve your dreams.
>>29200395
If you were a dog you'd be living the easy life. But you are not. So you must suffer.
>fibromyalgia
>chromic fatigue syndrome
Both fake diseases for people trying to get on neetbuxx.
>"you have to love yourself before someone can love you!"
Is this bull? Normies tell me this all the time
been there overcame that
yes it is true.
now whenever i see someone writhe in self-loathe i understand it all.
How can you look in the mirror and love yourself? You have to be a full blown narcissist.
>Tfw too autistic for r9k
Why do I feel like my text posts and green texts always come and awkward and jumbled? I always feel like I write either way too much or way too little and I can't translate my thoughts into words. How do you guys go about making good sounding posts?
Self Bump. I really want help with this.
>>29200413
Read/Write more. I used to have the same problem.
>>29200630
Is the news ok?
lets get a /comfy/ thread going.
chill out
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How the fuck do I go to college? I know NOTHING about college and how to even begin to get in. My high school GPA was 3.5. I am a complete poorfag also. Also, what degree should I get?
go online and enroll
not hard
GL with being america and poor though. If you lived in Australia or something you could literally just walk into university.
>>340704307
Don't take a fucking loan.
Go to a community college and work your ass off
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>Failing for the College Meme
Graduating high school tomorrow and I'm afraid of what's going to happen next. Any advice from fellow robots is welcome. I'm getting hired for Wagemart and will be working soon but I'm scared of what comes next.
>>29200303
It really only get worse from here on out.
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It literally only gets worse. I would give up a lot just to go back to high school where I didn't have any real problems.
welcome to the comfy thread friends
feeling bad? come here and talk about your problems, i can atleast try to help you
let's be comfy.
comfy music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9jYm4fpyFo
>>29200292
comfy sunset
>>29200327
i wish it would rain more where i live
It started raining earlier.
Traffic outside should die out in the next hour.
I'll be able to lay in bed in relative silence listening to the rain outside.
When did you start balding.
How has it destroyed your self-esteem
How many times have normies told you to just buzz it.
I am bald and yeah you should just buzz it
>>29200320
That really only helps if you have a decently shaped skull.
>>29200380
Nah it helps in 99% of cases unless your skull is absolutely retarded. Balding looks awful while buzzed looks at least ok
All Trump supporters deserve to die of cancer. That is all.
>>29200276
Everyone who believe an ideological party is lied to.
>>29200375
This and you're not at the robot level of awareness if you still follow along with red vs blue 2 party politics.
How do you brainless normalshits even find your way here?
Trump has changed the game.
It's no longer about policy acumen, oratorical or debate skill.
It's about pure charisma, rapid-fire myth creation and overwhelming bravado.
Even though Hillary is infinitely more qualified, the idiots will see her as a token, set up for over a decade in an effort to motivate us based on guilt.
