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Any fellow european robots already fed up with the football shit going on?
Why are normies so obsessed about that shit to begin with?
>>29204017
Because sport is another way of getting Stacy's attention.
>>29204017
Why are you so obsessed with what normies are obsessed with?
>>29204056
Because even though I do everything I can to avoid anything related to football, I keep hearing about it.
This is a childhood friend I grew up with and knew all the way up to 19 when they passed away. I am drunk right now and just message them hoping for a response. Post your sad pics/feels robots.
>>29203999
this is gay as hell
originally gay
At first I thought OP picture was a clingy ex, but then I was sad too.
>>29203999
this hits me right in the feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbUaCgdy5U
>Company has 27 employees
>I am the only male with 26 female colleagues.
I am also one of only 2 whites employees.
It's actually probably the best place I've ever worked though
>>29203979
breed with the while girl
>>29203979
>>29203988
*white girl
this is an original comment brought to you by: me
>>29203988
She gets extremely jealous of me with the other women actually.
Are you guys HONESTLY, GENUINELY serious when you say that you're virgins?
How is it even possible for someone past the age of 19 to still be a virgin?
Funny thing is, despite you baiting this is actually how many normies think.
24KV reporting in.
>>29203923
There are so many more things that you could be asking, yet you decide to ask the one thing that is most definitely true. End it.
reminder for everyone to not respond to this shitty bait thread.
>SAGED
>Thanks for letting me sleep over, Anon! I appreciate it!
>>29203912
who're you?pl0xfilmp
i would have tied her up and used her as my fuckdoll for the rest of my life desu senpai
>>29203912
chicks who look like this are an instant turn off to me
>he isn't vegan
>>29203902
vegan crewwww
>this is his favourite dish
>wonders why god hates him
Is this really a thing? It doesn't seem to me like vegetarian or vegan women give a fuck about dating or having sex with men who are meat-eaters. Plus, it doesn't seem like that would play into the stereotype. Meat is manly, right? I can't imagine that even the most hardcore granola girl wouldn't consider you at least a little more effeminate for eating tofu.
Pretty much the only positive comment I've gotten from girls that I feel I can chalk up to being vegan is that my cum tastes/smells nice, and that's not really going to help you if you aren't ejaculating into a girl's mouth to begin with. Doesn't seem to attract anybody more or less.
My dick is so confused...
>>29203842
Is that a doll or an human?
Just make sure it stays in the dress and fuck it's mouth
and is a girl or a guy
>tfw turn chad over night
>go to 1 night club
>get approached by chad
>introduces me to his circle of friends
>girls give me so many hugs
>get drunk dance my ass off with 4 groupies
>get a ride in a BMW I8
>arrive at some condo
>1 girl holds my hands and leads me to her room
>shes drunk as fuck
>wake up next to her dont know what happened
>get her number in the morning
>she invites me to hang out the next weekend
>get shouted drinks from rich chads
>go home with the same girl and her stacie friend
>drunk high and done a couple drugs
wtf /r9k/
im invited again tonight
i made it
>>29203805
Sounds like you've found hell.
>>29203805
tfw i missed out of this life from 18-26
i should of just done this 10 years ago
>>29203805
Congrats degenerate
>>>/r/eddit
>took out a second mortgage to buy lottery tickets
>not a single one of them one
WTF do i do now???!
>>29203784
An hero obviously
You're a moron who can't understand basic math. You're fucked.
>>29203817
But there were so many, one of them HAD to be it.
I just drank three glasses of milk and HOLY SHIT.
Literally all I needed after a hard day of working.
>>29203742
yeah milk is the shit
>>29203742
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
>>29204468
Thoroughly hydrated.
#NotAllRobots
Wow did you nerds not get bullied enough or something
If anything getting bullied made me more hateful and angry of people.
This idea of bullying being a tool to knock people back in line is retarded. It just creates angry, hateful and toxic people. But thanks to bullying they can pretend they aren't actually like that.
>>29203713
Are you analogizing the amount of women's sexual partners?
>>29203777
this analogy kindof works.
the more M&Ms you take, i.e. the more cocks you ride on the carousel, the more likely it is you become poisoned by your own degeneracy.
if you stick with only one, your chances of negative outcome are significantly reduced.
Post /r9k/ approved literature.
Fuck the thread topic I'm rollin
desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu
My favorite book.
I cried like a little bitch watching Clannad (and playing the VN, too). I haven't cried in years. What the hell? Is this normal? What else should I play or read to get the same feeling?
>>29203662
>Is this normal?
nah i was totally having allergies when i played it, i swear. who would cry over something like that?
>What else should I play or read to get the same feeling?
its not possible. you can try and hunt the feeling of your first VN that clicks with you and you can get close but you will never have it again.
>>29203695
Nah, I also cried the first time I played Katawa Shoujo. Multiple times.
Corpse party: tortured souls 4ovas
This bitch knew she was gonna die. look at her ass. Throwing up gang signs!!!! you think its just normal gang signs? nah, senpai. HER RIGHT HAND IS A GUN!!!! HER LEFT HAND IS THE NUMBER 3 IN SIGN LANGUAGE!!! Tats right!!! gun and the number 3! She was shot three times!
>confirmed
literal chad
Not even a day after her death, the conspiracy chain is throwing out some solid theories.
Even though this sounds ridiculous, is there a more tragic and fitting death for a Stacie than being gunned down by a beta?
She will live on because of this.
>>29203623
who is this chick? I have never heard of her
I dont get it /r9k/. I have been depressed for years, even when I had a great job making 85k/year I was still depressed as fuck. Im currently unemployed and literally feel the exact same. Its either complete numbness or being suicidal.
I started lifting weights a few years ago to ward off the suicidal thoughts but it only works temporally.
I've never had issues with getting a girl or being charismatic in social situations but it just feels like an act. Im in better physical shape than I ever thought possible, I have regular sex and have a decent social life but still can't figure out why I feel this way.
Is there literally no way to fix this without taking pills?
>>29203577
normally I advise against pills but it sounds like you tried actually confronting your issues with some reasonable responses, find a good psych doc, talk to them honestly and consider medication because you sound like you actually have actual brain chemistry issues.
>>29203641
Pretty much this
You seem to be doing everything right OP, it just might be one of those things. Go see a doc and see what they can do for you.
>>29203654
haaaahhahaahhahahahaahahahahha XD XD XD
