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Who here /lewd boy/?
>wake up with a boner and thinking about sex just about every morning
>can fap 3 times a day and still not be fully satisfied
>want to cut down fapping to 1-2 times a week but even if I go a single day without fapping I become far too horny to function normally
I have a raging boner as I'm typing this, despite not having been exposed to porn recently.
>>29208101
I'm always rock hard in the morning, I start edging then for 30 minutes before I let myself cum, leaking precum the whole time. Repeat this 3-4 times a day. Feels good
>>29208101Reading your post has got me feeling lewd and hard..
>>29208101
Post pics of your body, pls.
Robots I have a chance to stop being a lonely motherfucker. The issues are:
>she's a tranny.
>she kinda doesn't pass, looks like a nerdy fag with long hair.
>is kinda of an aspie.
Should I go for it anyways? She lives near me and wanted to play video games and cook tasty stuff together.
Jesus christ DO NOT.
Trans that don't pass are a time bomb, double that if they are an aspie. Dodge the bullet.
Just do it man. Love is love at this point, take what you can get
>>29208083
Why not? Best chance you're ever going to get.
If you're going to pass up this chance: good luck with eternal regret and insecurity.
>tfw it's a mom takes you out day
I think it's nice to go out to eat with my mom and eat well with someone else paying but then again I'm not a fat fedora wearing loser who lives in her basement.
>>29208041
I bet his fat fucking gut jiggles like crazy when he laughs.
>>29208041
I got married two years ago to a black weebgirl and I got fired in october. SHE is taking me out for chicken wings. get on my level
I just found out I can masturbate to animated girls.
And then it hit me, I'm completely free from the need for roasties now. I need none of them, not even porn whores.
Feels good to be emancipated.
>>29208014
I tried that once but my biological urges are just too strong. Every time I go outside I just want to kidnap and rape every qt I see I don't think I'll ever be able to shut it off
>>29208014
Hentai feels good.
>>29208014
Being able to draw boobs and jerk off to them is like a superpower.
>people literally yelling "whooo" at the top of their lungs for 30 minutes straight near my house
what the fuck is wrong with normies
I don't understand???? it's not even a fucking holiday and it's in the morning
Albania vs. Switzerland soccer match m8
It's the normie equivalent of when you flap your arms at the sight of your favourite Anime OP.
>>29207972
watch it in the fucking house then
would you date this trap?
Would you date this guy?
Its not any different from dating a trap, fagget
>>29207932
>>29208058
Yes, I would date both of these. I'm straight btw
>>29207932
It's a deceiving picture angle. I wouldn't even say I would date a girl if she took the same kind of pic.
Let me see her full body. Breast scars. Hip to ass ratio. Dick size. Tummy size.
Faces of /r9k/ thread.
Post your ugly mugs and rate your fellow robots' ugly mugs.
>tfw balding
UNORIGINAL BLATANTLY UNORIGINAL
>>29207944
You don't look like you're balding, bro. Lets see the bottom half of your face
>tfw no bf
This post is super original btw
>people always complain about black girls wearing weave, relaxing their hair and not being natural
>anytime I wear it natural people say it is ugly and I need to make it straight
Natural hair is a meme.people don't like real natural hair they like that fake hair curly shit like pic related. Yeah she's "natural" but in reality the bitch is probably wearing a wig.
>>29207911
You are right OP. I actually have a wig that looks like that. I want to shave my head soon and wear it whenever I go outside since the perm killed my scalp
>>29208295
Yeah and everyone will be like "omg I love ur hair. Moar black girls should wear their hair natural"
>tfw mini afro has hardly grown after two years
>tfw older black men somtimes give you a look that says "why don't women enjoy being women anymore?"
>tfw one even l i t e r a l l y shook his head at you
>tfw white girls with "problem hair" sometimes smile at you as if you could be friends
Who here runs races here? it literally turned my life around.
> be me, 25 yo male
> broke up with gf a year ago
> wallowing in the mud everyday
> Had the thought "lets get my shit together"
> started running
>sucked hard at first, couldn't run even a mile.
> kept at it.
> I started running three times a week,
> feels good man, real good.
> I just ran my first official race last night.
> Shit was awesome, I surprised myself even.
> did 4 miles without stopping once.
> 8 minutes miles man.
>finished 4 miles in 35.13.
> fucking sweet.jpeg
> such a surreal feeling when you cross the finish line and there's like 400 people cheering for you.
You can pull yourself out. I was gonna off myself... don't lose hope.
>he fell for the normie running meme
>>29207873
Post your routine son
>>29207873
fuck off with your sports normie
>>>/sp/
>June 9th 2010 best friend died of cancer
>June 11th 2011 stabbed in subway
>June 12th 2012 mom died in accident
>June 10th 2013 brother overdosed on bday
>June 11th 2014 only gf cheats
>June 11th 2015 dog put down
>June 11th 2016 pure girl I'd followed for a decade dies by the hands of autists
I'm officially broken, convince me not to jump robots
>>29207864
Maybe you should start sleeping in on June 11ths.
Just an idea.
Just jump, it seems that you'll do it whether we convince you or not.
>>29207864
What girl? Wanna tell us about her?
I just saw a man die, /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTo2X2m-PY
On the bright side now you can see those things in Harry Potter
>>29207812
It was yourself.
NEETs of /r9k/, have you ever intentionally messed with a wageslave like in pic related?
>>29207769
Ebin picture, saved
I claimed a city and reign over them like a god taking pleasure in the howls and cries begging for mercy from all the wagecucks below.
>>29207769
It's illegal to cycle on the roads in my country
I hate my nose...
sharpie in nose
>tfw chinlet, jawlet and pig snout nose
/fit/ and /r9k/ have turned 4chan into Cosmo levels of insecurity
Do you sometimes ask yourself what is the root cause of your condition? What could of been avoided in your childhood/teens so that you could of had a normal life?
>>29207745
It's a bunch of roots that grew the tree of fail that is my life.
Vidya
Not having parents to help me overcome my fears and worries, had to load with their own too
>>29207763
anon you should be a poet
Ask an anon with entry level IT certification anything
I've taken a year of Java at Uni, and that's it. I'm 25. How fucked am I?
>>29207738
Should I study CS?
Chemistry is 3much work
>>29207738
How does it feel to never get a job doing pic above?
