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This is question for the kvs. Say if you find a woman fuck her and fall in love with her get married. Do you think you'll have your own children?
no because I've been publicly outed as a pedophile and it would ruin my kids reputation from birth.
>>29210051
If that didn't happen would you?
>>29210024
I'm a selfish fuck, so no. Also I've fallen in love and had a genuine chance with a girl and separated myself from her so I could play and buy more vidya and continue giving a shit only about myself.
That's how selfish I am.
t. possible edgelord
Isn't this qtpie the perfect waifu/gf for a robot?
>qt
>shy
>autistic
>>29209999
as if she wasn't perfect enough
>gets quads
>people who think beautiful rich successful actresses are le shy/awkward and "just like me"
Pro-tip: It's an act you fucking morons. You're just as bad as the people who think Aubrey Plaza is anything other than a character.
>>29209999
>fucks niggers
nah
who /noisyneighbours/ here?
What fucking human being can listen to the same 130bpm EDM song for a literal hour and not get tired of it
>>29209968
I think I'm a noisy neighbour
I laugh and yell really loudly
There's a fat couple that lives above. When they walk it's pretty noisy.
>>29209968
>Hot weather recently
>Neighbours drag television into garden so they can watch football while having a barbecue
Are there any books to become a social mastermind like Patrick Bateman? I want to be able to control and direct conversations- not just prolong them.
>>29209931
I guess if you want to be like Bateman you could read American Psycho
>>29209931
lel<this
lel
lel
i guess you never actually read the book.
why don't people actually read anymore?
Any kind of sales technique book would probably be what you want.
>take a massive disgusting shit
>realize that you have no toilet paper left in your house
>>29209912
literally just shower
>shitting in your house
>not using the shower to clean your ass properly afterward
>unleash a massive diarrhea storm
>no toilet paper
>have to wash ass in shower
>tfw you know that the shit particles are flowing along your legs with the water
>tfw you have to prettymuch finger your own butthole
>tfw the moisture in your ass afterwards causes skidmarks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anybody want a succubus to consume their spirit body/conciousness
not like a roastie sort of succubus that just pisses you off until you shoot her in the titanium
a REAL demon
it's on my list of ways i'd choose to die if i had to choose
>>29209812
I want to be a cute succubus who, despite being embarrassed by it, has no choice but to do sexual stuff in order to stay alive.
I pray, every day before I go to sleep, that I wake up as a big cocked futa.
>>29209812
>Tfw you want to be amalesuccubus and lure guys in with the promise of sex but instead killing them and torturing them and playing with their blood
i fucking hate normies
shoot them in the bloody head
pull the trigger, dead
http://writeahaiku.com/#
>>29209754
Yonder see a Girl
I'll never see her true smile
Chad takes the girl home
i think you're all fags
place the barrel to your head
and pull the trigger
outside my window
i see the normies left and right
i chamber a round
-Cop sees something that looks like drugs or blood. He wipes it with his pink and taste it to identify what it is
-Rich beautiful people portrayed as jerks
-the only people who take school seriously are losers and nerds
-teachers do not know how to plan out their lectures so that the bell ringers on them during a lecture. Also when the bell rings the students immediately head out of the door as the teacher is explaining homework
-you cannot be a well-rounded person. If you're pretty, you're dumb and mean. If you're smart, you're ugly and socially inept.
-if a guy accidentally walks in a girl naked, he deserves to be beaten to a pulp
-characters experiencing their first romance spend an entire season getting the courage to hold each other's hands. Once they do they are just holding each other's hands with their pinkies.
-if it's a superhero show, characters monologue instead of just taking down the guy that's tied down and act surprised when they escape after the monologue.
-Writers believe that a good story can't happen if all characters didn't act stupid
-tall girls can't be into short guys without being crazy or having an ulterior motive
>>29209625
whole swat squad rushes in room...after main character, who is totally unprotected by any kevlar armor and just wears a cup
>>29209625
"Zoom-in. Enhance."
>Basically everything about CSI shows, totally pulled-from-somebodies-ass garbage
Bad dudes are always piss-poor shots.
(according to glee) a gay man pressuring and harassing a straight man for sex constantly is totally acceptable
(according to maaaany sources) a man who hits on a woman had better hope she's attracted to him. Creepy line from handsome dude: she'll fuck on the first date. Innocent compliment from average guy: might as well have dickslapped her in the mouth.
Cheating sluts are always portrayed as deep, sensitive souls who are just incapable of not letting their pussy wander and are totally justified because their complex emotions are the real issue and not the fact that they can't keep their legs closed.
>laying in bed next to guy who just pounded her, looking wistfully at the ceiling
>"oh gawd wat has I done"
Round two
>"oh gawd wat has I continued to do"
>It's always super obvious who the monster is in like every episode of Scooby-Doo
>Why the fuck do team rocket want pikachu so badly? Where do they keep getting funds for their robots and stuff, seeing as how they never fucking accomplish anything?
>>29209625
>-the only people who take school seriously are losers and nerds
You don't know how wrong I think this is and how much it pissed me off. I was generic nice guy with glasses in high school and I was a full nerd when it came to vidya but I couldn't do math, science or physics to save my life. People kept asking me to help them with their homework and didn't realise that I used dial-up google to do mine and barely turned it in in time. At least until my grades came up.
All because of American high school stereotypes.
>-teachers do not know how to plan out their lectures so that the bell ringers on them during a lecture. Also when the bell rings the students immediately head out of the door as the teacher is explaining homework
Also teachers being into what they're teaching at all. Most teachers I've seen as well as professors in college have been sounding bored out of their mind while giving a lecture because they've done this a thousand times before and they're annoyed to be there.
>start noticeably balding at age 22
>people at work start making fun of me
I genuinely thought this was just an internet meme until a few weeks ago. I didn't actually believe that grown adults would make fun of someone for going bald(I get it, 22 is very early, but still).
At least you weren't born with a high hairline and have always looked like you were about to go bald (32 still not going bald woo... wooohoo.........)
I started balding at 19. 25 atm. And the only place where people were noticing and calling me names was in the Military (which is odd for a reason, considering everyone required to be clean shaven). Is was there at age 21 - 22. Since then I've been asked why am I bald only once at my old job. Literaly NO ONE else ever commented or even hinted at my balding infront of me(not counting relatives, and usualy i would start a conversation about it and they always say it's no big deal and i still look good). Maybe it's an american thing? Whenever I chat with you, you guys seem to be overly fixated on looks and height, and tell me embarrasing stories about people noticing height./baldness etc.
t. Eastern Europe shithole.
I guess the only option is to stop being a sensitive little pussy boy
Who here /anhedonia/?
How are you supposed to continue living if nothing makes you happy anymore? I tried literally everything but nothing motivates me. I'm an empty shell without any motivation or desires.
I don't do anything anymore, just lurk this shit and observe my surroundings, like Gondola.
Honestly, I hope this ride ends soon.
Not even alcohol helps you? Or drugs in general.
>>29209524
Alcohol just makes things worse.
>>29209508
you're not actually living. you're existing.
you aren't hoping for anything, you're content with where you are.
who /losingit/ here
don't know how much longer I can do this guys...
>>29209454
How do you plan on spending the weekend, OP
>>29209522
fapping and shitposting
as usual
>>29209454
Same here OP. Has anyone here lost all sense of empathy? I am laughing at this death of the girl. I am not coming from edge ville here. I am actually fucking angry that I can't feel anything for anyone no more. Shit just fucking sucks.
Anyone relate?
Who else here is Call Center/Customer Service/Tech Support cuck? Share your misery here.
>>29209412
You are supposed to make your thread interesting dumbass. No wonder nobody is posting anything.
I am not but I like to harass you people.
The best part of my day is when my burner cell rings and there's some call center fag on the other end.
it is a losing battle, why is it hard not to hate these guys?
what's it like to have a fake personality all day also
>this call will be recorded lol
>smoke weed every day
>stop smoking weed for a week
>do acid
>smoke weed one week later (2weeks) no smoking
>didn't feel that good
> no longer desire weed
Anybody else here have anything like this happen to them?
>>29209388
they don't call weed a gateway drug for no reason, anon
you're always going to be moving to stronger and stronger substances until you finally OD and die
that's how it goes
>>29209388
Dude weed lmao
pls no silence mods
>>29209737
I don't desire any drug though, that's the thing
>tfw stress is killing me slowly
how the fuck do I stop
>>29209387
Go bike somewhere.
Feels good man.
>>29209387
You dont. It's like having cancer.
>>29209387
I recently got through a really stressful time, and the only thing that kept me from suicide was the knowledge that the surce of the stress was temporary. If that's not the case for you, then just end it. It's not worth it, no matter what the normies say.
What is with these normies on the home page?
Anyone else triggered by this?
>>>/pol/76841972
>>29209350
It does remind me of those times that I wanted to go out really bad but barely enjoyed them anyway.
Though I like dancing.
>>29209365
Totally unsubstantiated /pol/nonsense. Why do they think longcat was a canary?
