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>Voted most likely to succeed in high school.
Morons
>>29209341
>people actually thought about him enough to vote him "most ___" for anything
Wew get off this fucking board you piece of shit normie.
>>29209356
Not him but I was voted biggest brainiac
Look where it landed me.
>>29209489
I got voted best artist. Surprised I got it actually, even though I was the most talented guy.
Sunday morning /aus/ thread
How's everyone holding up bros
I'm stuck at some wogs house, fucking shit
Why don't we all just kill ourselves, we'll never get trump as a leader
>>29209337
Adelaide robot checking in. Had a nice night playing vidya but now moods just taken a shitty turn
Anybody knows how to leave this shithole for good? And prefferably how to replace it with something less cancerous. I was without PC last week and had to live without internet for a while too and I noticed that I was much better at IRL communication, I became more funnier, my crush noticed this and we actually talked and had great time. But once I got back here everything went to shit again. I want out.
>>29209305
Ask the moderators or whatever to ban you.
Stop browsing
>xD I can't
Then stop being a fucking pussy and have some willpower.
>>29209330
It is not that I cant. I tried already but I have literally nothing to do all day, no friends or anything and I somehow need to spend my time.
Why are girls such sluts? It's obnoxious. Not even because I want some perfect pure girl, because it's fucking boring that no girl seems to have even a modicum of decency or self control.
>>29209255
Well girls are hornier than guys anon :) and i don't want to get stuck with just one guy that's so boring
>>29209255
It is a display of power. They do it because THEY CAN.
A woman - especially and typically a young attractive woman - revels in her power to generate attention, and to make men give themselves up willingly.
Of course, once a boy becomes in any degree a man, he can withdraw his attention and redirect it towards matters of real importance, which is why women have no true power except the meaning men give them
>>29209255
because they still operate on the level of animals. pigs specifically.
while men evolved into philosphy/empirical knowledge and morality, women fester and stew in their own filth.
me mum has been tempting me to beat the shit out of her
should i do it
yes then kill yourself
avoid all physical contact with herthen stop being a faggot and move out
>>29209251
why would i do that? otigem
Hey robots,
I made a greentext the other day about getting shitfaced over getting dumped and fired from my job. Been borderline homeless and too poor for anything but cart food since then. Got an update to share.
tl;dr is that not only did I manage not to hang myself, but I got that construction job from my based middle aged balkanbro and in the span of a day managed to no longer be hugless, kissless, or homeless
Greentext inbound, robros
>be me
>20 something cyborg
>unemployed for two weeks
>poor to start
>far from home in a big city
>my only friend moved away two months ago
>landlord trying to kick me out
>roommates suck
>getting unstable, getting into fights and shit regularly
>drinking booze I can't afford to keep the dark at bay
>dumped by the first and only girl I ever dated
>tfw she wasn't even my gf
>feel it closing in
>feel like I'm in a spiral
>saved from the brink by my based Scottish friend, who since my only other real friend moved away has been all I had
>desperately looking for work
>fights with landlord every day because I'm late on rent
>reach out to Rado, hard as nails Serbian immigrant who runs a construction company
>practically beg him for work
>I'm strong and willing to work any time of day because I have nothing else in my life
>Rado comes through for me
>offers me my first shift yesterday morning
>5am to 5pm at some apartment building
>super excited because it offers 10 bucks an hour plus overtime
>tfw I won't have to be homeless
>tfw I can make enough money for rent in a week if I work my ass off
>feels good famalam
>pic related is mfw I'd rather be a plebe peasant than a homeless NEET
>work is awesome
>I'm like the only 'murican white dude there
>rest are all immigrants, blacks, and hispanics
>they're mostly cool people
>fun banter is had
>Rado shows up to oversee
>has a fucking MAGA hat on
>keked pretty hard at that
>smiling the whole time even though its grueling work because I'm the new guy
>really love working with my hands
>hours fly by
>by the end I'm more exhausted than I have ever been, but it's a cathartic kind of feeling
>felt productive and accomplished for the first time
>it's a good feel
>go out with new workbros to the divebar from my last story to watch the sportsball
>this place is comfy personified
>say hi to my Scottish friend who tends bar there, tell him about getting a job and avoiding NEEThood
>he get's super excited, buys a round of shots, which is his solution to most problems
>having a great time
>sweaty and look homeless in a sweatshirt and work jeans, partly because of work and part because of not being able to afford a haircut or having the willpower to shave my lavabeard
>I'm not ugly, but I'm like a 7/10 on a good day
>don't care though
>not an ounce of self consciousness
>feel so free and happy
>for once I'm not just sitting caught up in my own thoughts
>which is why when some 8/10 qt sidles up to me at the bar I don't even notice
>too happy
>couldn't give less fucks about anything other than being happy and reveling in the fact that I don't feel like my world is crashing down on me
>back from the brink, worked with my hands, digging life
>it's like I've been resurrected
>when I take a piss at the bar, I look at my reflection
>for the first time I can remember, I don't hate the version of me I see
>even though I look like a disheveled viking who just got back from pillaging
>pic related
>after I piss, go out for a smoke because the bar is busy and I need some space
>qt from before comes and joins me
>I light her cigarette for her
>we chat because I'm too happy to realize I'm talking to a beautiful girl
>I'm so oblivious and high from not despising myself that we have a nice playful chat about the game and life and everything
>find out she's rooting for Cleveland since she's from the midwest
>she's in law school
>super into sports
>really smart, dry wit
>she's amazing
>by now I should have fumbled my spaghetti about a thousand times
>but I don't
>it's like I'm possessed
>no pressure
>my face doesn't even turn red like it always does when I meet a pretty girl
cont
Who /ignorelistIRL/ here?
Remember the ignore list in Runescape (or any other MMO that had a similar feature)? Turns out it can be implemented in real life too!
Normies dub this "ghosting", and it makes sense because what you do is you
>take someone you find reprehensible
>pretend they don't exist/are a ghost
That's it. It's incredibly effective and the person in question is powerless to do anything about it without resorting to force!
Share your ignore list, bots. Here's mine as of now,
>my 420 chronic masturbater older brother
>everyone I went to highschool with
>annoying coworkers
>niggers (all of them)
>nu-males
>>29209192
>>niggers (all of them)
I thought ignore lists had a number limit
>>29209616
There are a finite number of niggers
And by "niggers" I don't mean all black people, I mean the
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLLDD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SMOKE THAT FUCKIN' BLUNT POUND THAT FUKIN' CUNT
>GROOOVEEEEE STREEEEEEEEEET
>POPPIN' PILLS, POPPIN' NIGGAS, SMOKIN' BLUNTS
kind of black people. Not actual, real black people who haven't been irrevocably brainwashed by the consummate degeneracy of nigger culture.
I have no one to ignore.
Hello Scoot party bros
Kill yourself. No one gives a shit about your party normie.
Fuck King meme
All these new fags here
If you are a femanon did you ever actually date a black guy?
No femanon will replie to this. Only /pol/ack neckband.
Just to help any femanons make their choice:
I wouldn't date a femanon who dated a black guy
I've never dated anyone thanks
Femanons. Why do you come on this board? This place is for hopeless khv men.
What possible reason do you have being here?
>>29209131
Do you know what horny straight women like to do? Be around dudes. That's why I'm here.
>>29209235
Then why not do that in real life?
I like to expose myself to the worst elements of society to keep my outlook grounded and my will strong.
It's also nice to change opinions in that hating and or generalising women as an outlet frustrations in justified. I think it is important to at very least challenge such notions when they arise.
I try to help people from here outside the site too.
So what do you guys think about the whole Swedish rape crisis thing?
>>29209124
They deserve it. I look forward to seeing the tears of SD, SOO, NMR and all the other white knight cucks this summer.
>>29210471
You fucking what? The extreme right aren't the cuck birds in charge, mate.
>>29210662
No but they are white knights who blame the jews instead of their own retarded women. I know the jews are behind it all but it wouldn't have happened if the women weren't accepting it.
Is stock trading the answer to a steady income for robots?
Can your average retarded NEET pick it up?Please don't send me to /biz/ just yet they're intimidating
Hedge funds are, but if you want to live off of the money you need a lot to invest up front
>>29209090
How much is a lot to invest up front?
>>29209057
Anyone can do simple index investing, but the returns are low. You'll get about 7% a year. If you want to want to withdraw money, you can withdraw 4% a a year for like 30 years, and 3.5% a year for probably forever.
So if you've saved up $100,000 and invested it in VTSAX, you will earn (on average), about $7,000/yr for doing nothing, or you can withdraw $4,000/yr for a long time and live off that.
So if you want a comfortable $40k/yr lifestyle without doing anything, you need $1,000,000 invested.
Actually trading can give you better returns, but you need to be smart and have a certain temperament. You need to be able to do a cerebral 100k+ job easily. It's not for /r9k/. And don't stop by /biz/, they're fucking retards who don't understand anything and just gamble. They don't post their losses.
I have a hard time believing in psychiatry yet i need to visit one. I thought that when i go there he will say that i have depression, obviously because its a money for him, and then i will be taking those highly addictive anti-depressants, will be forced to pay probably, and everything will be shit eventually. Problem is that my mother really want me to go there after finding empty bags of poppy seeds and lsd under my bed, she is positive its depression, yet i just think i am lazy looser (obviously psychiatrist cant say it what she dont understand). She is literally crying right now, dont want her to feel that bad, maybe i should just for pills? Redpill me for psychiatry guys
>>29209009
Just fucking go there but have your mother pay.
You could atleast try. Even though I don't believe in psychiatry either.
Antidepressants aren't exactly more addicting than PST.
Anyway, there are some meds which are bullshit, and some which might help you. I personally don't think SSRI's do much if you don't get a placebo, but I find Wellbutrin at least somewhat helpful. Seroquel and gabapentin both work as mood stabilizers for me, though I can't really be on them long term.
Honestly I just want to have space to grow a large garden of poppies to keep me opiated. That may sound hypocritical after me saying opiates are more addictive than antidepressants, but I personally find them to be the most helpful thing even if they're addictive.
Remember that there's shitloads of medication options, and they can't put you on something you don't want to take. And all a psychiatrist really does is prescribe pills. If they aren't prescribing you something, there's literally no purpose of going to a psychiatrist. That would be a psychologist or therapists territory. Though the psychiatrist will most likely refer you to a therapist or counselor of some kind whether they prescribe you meds or not.
>>29209009
I have bipolar disorder and have to take certain stuff. I had also taken anti-depressants. In my experience it didn't help much. Only when I started to eat healthier and find a fulfilling study I started to feel better.
>get more than 0 replies on my thread
!!WINNING!!
>be me
>first
>fuck bitches
>>29210284
Damn you stole my first reply
>post a reply
>get 20+ (You)s
Message for /r9k/
>>29208860
Complain all you want, guys, but OP is right.
>>29208860
You're right OP, no one cares for us. That's why we take solace in each others company, doomed to post on this board while our lives waste away.
>>29209186
>doomed
Not doomed. You don't have to wallow; you don't need others to improve.
