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Dubs names my gamedev story studio + the genre of games I should make
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>>29211951
ThisgamesMake simulation/experimental/art games, such as a wagecuck simulator and NEET simulator, but maybe start with something simpler, such as a platformer where a robot has to collect all the tendies to complete a level.
>>29212456
great idea, what should i name the company?
ITT: We create a religion
Rules: Must have atleast 3 basic ideals, must describe the afterlife(s) if you include any, description or image of your religions symbol(s), Name of god(s) if you have them
basic ideals
>freedom of speech
>daily drug and/or alcohol use is mandatory
>must donate 10% of income to local rail transportation projects
afterlife
>impossibly luxurious train traveling the universe for devout believers and non believers who helped promote rail or drug use
>a lonely, trainless station in empty space for non believers and believers who weren't devout enough. eventually, the luxury train will come and pick them up, but not for 300-400,000 years
>an endless freeway through a desert twice as hot as Death Valley, with constant heavy traffic moving at around 0.05mph, and all the cars are shitty, smoggy Indian ones with no air conditioning. for SJWs, auto industry executives/lobbyists, NIMBYs, anti drug/rail politicians, and anyone else opposed to the religion, our goals, or our followers
religious symbols
>thomas the tank engine smoking a joint
gods
>I, 54m50n, would be the living god of this cult
>>29211935
"Starcraft: The Religion"
> Zerg may rush at any moment
> must tech to Battlecruisers ASAP
> train moar workers
> mine moar minerals
> research moar technologeez
> kill heretics (Changeling spies)
> loyal subjects get mind-uploaded into Thor chassis on death
> settle new planets for moar mineralzz asap
> emphasize a strong economy, a conquering military, and full-heath workers and military
tl;dr: the ideal religion is Nazism, minus all that shit about Jews
>>29212502
this guy gets it!
gotta get rich senpai
Normie thread
What is a neet?
>>29211924
Google and get out.
kurva anyad
>>29211924
Thisis a NEET: the superior life-form and the next step in human evolution.
Question for bifags, is is true men are better at giving blowjobs, and women are better at eating out?
>putting your mouth and tongue where chads have cummed numerous times before
Are you stupid? Think about it.
>>29211986
>eating with the same fork that some chads ate numerous times before in a restaurant
ITT: we post NICE GIRL names
Halle is nicest girl.
Chloe is nice
>>29212011
indeed. just not the rich ones
Lumi
Nice name for a nice girl, though I bet she is now a cocksucking whore like every other girl ever.
> Finally got to see what r9k members look like IRL.
> bunch of skinnyfags or fatfags who are betafied.
> The ones who have girlfriends, all have FAT disgusting ugly girlfriends that stink.
> The r9k guy cuddles with his girlfriend in public.
> he fucking pats her on the back and puts his head on her saggy naggy shoulder.
Is this the mommy gf fantasy you losers had this whole time?
You all disgust me, I'm leaving this board. I didn't realize just how bad you guys actually are.
You might make interesting posts but you're all a bunch of betas and I hate to equate myself to you.
Being a normie is better than being a cuck.
>>29211732
How did you meet them?
>I'm leaving this board.
See you in a week
>>29211732
Truth. Robots are cancer.
This board and anyone who unironically browses it is beyond saving completely. The tripfags are the worst, especially that hack_blastard travesty, and if you come on here with a positive mindset they seek to destroy it, calling you bluepilled and acting like they're objectively right about there being no good women left... Then when anyone announces themselves to be female they're met with tons of (you)s from pathetic faggots saying "be my gf fampai desu origiblox nigger oregano reeeeee".
Kill yourselves. You already know that society does not want you. Normies are superior, you are inferior, and you do not deserve your hugbox safe space, you sad pieces of trash.
I need more redpilling on r9k please
I want to leave so bad
>be born with shitty genetics
>according to normies this makes you a bad person and everything is your fault
>>29211726
>be born with shitty genetics
>rejected by children in low grades because they're fucking children who don't know any better
>rejected by teenagers because they're all fucking hormonal assholes competing for acceptance because it's what they think they're supposed to do
>never mentally age past twelve
>don't realize that in the adult world it's possible to make friends with people no matter who you are because people don't give a fuck anymore
>cultivate bitterness and victim complex, which turns into anger
>begin hating everyone due to your own lack of fucking effort
>unable to comprehend that there are good people and bad people, label everyone as bad because people picked on you in school
>deny that the world works this way, when it actually does
>deny that everything but your shitty genes is, in fact, your fault
Grow the fuck up.
>>29211968
>make presumptions about someone that fit your fallacious view of the world
>tell someone to grow up
you don't know anything about the effort i've put in
i need to stay a float
If you don't look like this women look at you like you're a creep who wants to kidnap them. Is that fair?
technically I do want to kidnap them
>>29211646
WHAT??
WOMEN DON'T LIKE FEDORA WEARING NECKBEARDS!!!!????
I'VE BEEN RUSED
>>29211646
It is more about the face desu, trust me. I'm skinny but have a relatively attractive face and get enough attention.
I dreamed about being cucked last night
>wandering through the forest with 3 other guys
>find the cabin from Evil Dead
>go inside and hang out for a while
>suddenly 2 girls in bikinis wander into the cabin
>the 2 girls and other 3 guys all immediately start fucking
>I'm left just standing there watching them
>crawl underneath the bed that they're gangbanging on and start crying
>wake up
I was at my first job I had, carrying some trash to the dumpster. Two absurdly large tractor trailers came barreling by me and blocked out the sun.
>eating lunch with friends
>friend casually mentions his gf died
>everyone reacts like they do in seinfeld
>im confused as hell
>wake up
I fucked Francine from American dad and cucked Stan. I don't even like the show so It makes no sense to me.
I'm 18 and I'm considering losing my virginity to a prostitute just to see what sex feels like
should I go through with it
>>29211529
yes
spoiler protip: it's going to be shit but you're finally going to get it out of your system
if you're a chronic masturbator like me you're already going to have a bunch of nerves busted and won't feel much of a stimulus from that loose whore pussy
>>29211529
What is your objective desu? Sex with a prostitute might be different than with someone else.
Only pay for a half hour and research whoever you pick to make sure she's not a cop
Somethings to look out for are if she has no reviews, if she allows texting, and if she doesnt say no blacks in her ad, those all mean she's probably a cop
How in the world do you meet decent women?
And I don't mean generic sluts, respectable (this word choice will come back to haunt my) women.
>>29211462
ask your mum to go out with you.
>>29211462
Be a decent man, idiot. You'ren not getting a qt submissive traditional anime waifu for free.
You don't, not anymore
Wat do arcanine
'you pretty i want pussy thank you'
Tell her you want to snugglefuck her. Cuddle up, kisses and nibbles, then you take a ride to pleasure town in the fucktruck.
>>29211461
Call her a cute individual
Who else wears super non inoffensive swj proof clothes?
I don't wanna get into rap battle or a lawsuit battle
>>29211448
Is that seriously you?
Those clothes have autism written allover them.
You look like a pussy dress more like me like a real fucking man you beta bitch im on the right
>>29211498
too blurry can't even see what you're wearing besides a jacket
Girls are hornier than guys, FACT.
> All girls are bisexual because they have to "explore" their self, they just want to get off. They ALL sleep around
> There is literally no girl on the planet who stays a virgin by will. While other men wait for marriage.
> Most marriages end in divorce from the woman initiating it. Because she needs new dick in her life.
> Millions of men in marriages end up paying child support for a kid that isn't theirs because the woman got so horny she had to cheat on her husband WITHOUT a condom.
The ONLY traits a woman desires in a man, reflects what she deems the quality of the sex would be.
> Wants men significantly taller than her for more flexible sex positions.
> Wants strong men so that they can lift her and put her on their cock and fuck her while doing the moonwalk.
> Wants aggressive/violent men to fulfill their rape fantasies and love the idea of a guy who just will fuck her no matter what.
> Wants confident men, that means men who are open to many sexual fantasies, pegging.. anal, licking her butthole.
> Wants to fuck black men, because of their high testosterone which leads to higher sex drives and more dominance in bed.
> Wants funny guys, so she can appear to not be a whore who just wants to be fucked.
> They're willing to get paid $500 to make a sex tape that's viewed by 10's of millions of people just to get one night of dicking.
> Is impatient with inexperienced guys because she needs high quality sex NOW, not in the 1 week it takes to learn.
They would rather be part of chads harem than spend the 1 week it takes an inexperienced guy to learn.
They put on fake lips, fake butts, fake tits, high heels and make-up, lipstick & fake hair and nails JUST for that sex.
>>29211427
ITT: people think women aren't people and out to get them
Also most men don't save themselves for marriage, most just do it because they cannot get any and use it as an excuse
Divorce does not happen because of women mainly, its a mix of both genders
You do not have to pay for a child that isn't you. Also if your wife cheats then she gets less In divorce
Women get implants / wear makeup to look better, some guys also do it. It's the same logic as going to the gym to look better
Most women don't have rape fantasies, and just prefer taller guys with decent sized penis's
You would also accept money for a sex tape if you had the chance most of the time
Why do you hate women anon? Is it because you are too much of a sperg to get a gf? I laughed at this post with my gf as we speak
>>29211588
> You do not have to pay for a child that isn't you.
http://www.rense.com/general51/chsup.htm
Shitty grammar, but I'm guessing you meant "yours"
>>29211588
> too much of a sperge to get a gf?
I have a practice gf. I'll drop her when better comes along.
> Most women don't have rape fantasies
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201508/why-do-women-have-rape-fantasies
> two-thirds of women admitting to having rape fantasies.
> some guys also do it.
Great, you compare a .1% population of the male gender with the vast 95%+ of women.
You're a waste of air.
>>29211427
>Wants to fuck black men, because of their high testosterone which leads to higher sex drives and more dominance in bed
Is this true? I haven't noticed that many girls dating black guys.
Where my contact lense bros at?
>>29211312
Reporting.
Haven't taken mine out in over 2 months.
Are daily disposables more comfy than the monthly ones?
What happens if you cry with contact lenses in?
