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was this guy a robot?
>>29213691
he's an anti normie chad until this blows over.
>on the college swim team
>convinced a drunk older girl (who has a boyfriend) to let him finger her
no, he's a chad
>>29213691
He's a rapist asshole, that's what he is.
>Omg Lindsey, he's looking at our butts.
>Fucking creep!
what butts?
there's literally no butts to speak of.
>>29213662
wear pants you fucking whore
>>29213662
>not asking for itspoiler
How would you respond if a girl you desired one day said "Anon, i love you".
>very much like pic related
>>29213609
>What!? You barely know me
>>29213609
that's coo'
>tfw i will always be tall
>tfw i will always have a big dick
>tfw i don't lift because i don't have to compensate for anything
keep slaving away in the gym all you manlets and dicklets, maybe one day you will finally have something you can feel confident about
You're a pedophile. wewlad
>>29213719
there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a cartoon child
>>29213739
There's a lot wrong with itbut that's part of what makes it so hot
This chick is eating mcdonalds with her tits out, do something, shes literally the epitome of what you robots hate, lets go
I am past hating women and hate men who support these cunts even more.
>>29213492
Kinda hard to do something when you didn't provide a link to her channel.
you can't do anything against twitch streamers sadly, however they are all disasters and will sooner or later ruin it for themselves, so don't worry too much
I will literally be anyone's boyfriend as long as you help me escape my homeland. I'll move next week if I find someone.
>>29213451
>tumblr filename
i'll pass
>>29213451
Are you physically attractive?
>>29213451
Where are you from OP? Depending on your answer I'll think about it
>always was the skinniest/smallest kid
>bullied at every school
>manlet
>ugly
>poor eyesight
>severe acne
>girls avoid me
>get called ugly at work
>parents divorce
>0 friends
>think about suicide everyday
i'm amazed how unfair and rude real life is, no balance and people treat me like shit for something i can't control. I've tried to work and do a lot of effort so things could get better but it seems like i've fallen to a bad meme again.
>>29213447
how much of a manlet are we talking here?
>>29213499
5'9"
could be worse
original comment
>effort without results
Honestly I think about 50% of us here are robots for this reason. I used to run and lift every day but my gains were way slower than everyone else's. I put a lot of effort into my appearance only to be rejected all the time anyways. I tried working on my personality to be more alpha but it backfired and I became a manipulative asshole.
How do normans do it?
Lets see those robococks /r9k/ starting with mine.
>flushing is for normies
a dick for ants lel
>>29213443
damn op did you take that on a rock?
>>29213469
>>29213490
fuck dunno what happened here is the good one
Supreme Galactic AI R509 checking in on <<Organics>> in district <<r9k>>...
<<Progress>> 5%
20%
50%
87%
99%
<<Complete>>
!!ERROR!!
!!Encountered Tier 1 <<District Error>>!!
Terminating all <<Organics>> in district <<r9k>> due to <<disloyalty>>
Estimated time: <<15.00>> //Minute:Second
So what do ? Fite me you inorganic metal
>>29213440
Yeah alright C-3PO, why don't you just fuck off and oil your robot cock or something. Oh, what's that? You're a EUNUCH robot? Yikes!
Estimated time: <<08:00>> //Minute:Second
!!terminating organic >>29213526!!
!!terminating organic >>29213560!!
Is there no fate worse than antisociality?
People are really forcing the whole humans are social animals down your throat and everything requires you to like social interaction and be good at group interaction.
And when you're not it's like 90% of various experiences and achievements have been closed off for you.
Stop being so antisocial then.
>>29213429
>U JUST GOTTA STOP BEING ANTISOCIAL BRO
Shit-tier advice, neck yourself.
>>29213366
Just do things alone. It might feel weird at first but you get over it. I recently took a vacation alone and it was a lot of fun.
How can you call yourselves men if you can't even protect the ones you love, /r9k/?
>>29213317
>having someone to love
There's the flaw
>>29213317
Fucking disgusting shit-tier pleb headphones.
I bet Beyonce sounds REAL FUCKING GOOD in those, right? You fucking dumb roastie whore.
>>29213317
>microorganism invades your "loved ones" body
>it's uncurable
why didn't you just shrink into a whiteblood cell and combat the invading organism? you love them right?
WTF is this?
Is 4chan now a normie web or what?
It's over. 4chan is dead.
>>29213297
where did you get that picture from?
some context please.
>>29213297
4chan has always been a normie site. You are the cancer and should fuck off back to wizchan.
Who /zero ambition/ here? I have no idea what I want to do with my life, and I'm never happy with what I'm doing. I'm almost 26.
>>29213291
Why not become a cop and soothe your existential angst by arresting normies over the slightest shit?
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking, squealing Gucci little piggy
>>29213442
I would be a horrible cop, I'm 5'8" and look ten years younger than I am
>they constantly advertise this shit everywhere
>no stores actually sell it
>living in the middle of nowhere
I live in LA and every store has it. They also had it when I visited family in Denver.
baja blast is absolutly fucking disgusting.
those new 1893 pepsi shit they're selling now is god tier though.
>pepsi products
Is it weird I tend to wear the same clothes all the time? I also always go to the same places. I worry people will think what a weirdo for wearing the same thing over and over. I dont have many clothes, and am not bothered to get more.
>>29213045
>be 17
>wear the same pants 5 days in a row
>"haha, Anon why are you wearing the same clothes for so long? You're like a cartoon character"
just change your outfit a bit more often
>>29213045
>be loner in highschool
>always sit alone
>teacher tells me I always wear similar looking clothes, and that Einstein did the same
>take it as a hint that I should probably dress differently
Canadians are nice, for the most part
do normies even notice that I wear the same jeans everyday?
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