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>shit like this happens
>believe still believe in religion
How?
Its all about parenting
Since she's only 7,she must be influenced by her parents or family
He was just planning ahead
he was self righteous while doing so. It wasn't an act of charity but pride.
hopefully he learns from this
>masturbate while lying on my back for submissive reasons
>ejaculate
>cum lands on my pillow RIGHT next to my face
>Fap while sitting in chair or reclining in bed
>Cum shoots my shoulder and lands several feet away
>Fap kneeling because im a fucking weirdo
>Spray cum all over the wall and floor
>>29215680
>fapping the same way for the same reasons
>cum defies gravity and just flows down my dick and onto my hands like it always does
>2016
>still believing the earth is round
but the Earth aint flat either
It's a pyramid
we live on one side of it and there are 3 other large civilizations on the other sides
>>29215405
Nice try kid, not falling for it
>>29215449
Remain ignorant normal scum
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!
>been having a lot of headaches lately
>go see doctor
>get MRI
>have a brain tumor that's going to kill me
>doctor says l have 8 months to live, tops
feelsfuckinggoodman! Can't wait to have it all finally come to an end without killing myself. So /r9k/ how jelly are you?
So what are you gonna do now that you have an end time? I would schedule every day of my life for the next 8 months, doing fun shit
>>29215327
Not very, it will be very painful
That actually sounds pretty awful. These next 8 months are going to be hard for you anon, and then it will be over.
I wish you a peaceful afterlife and hopefully you can rest easy
Is sex worth paying for /r9k/?
Also anbody with ex_p in this matter post here.
paying for sex with whores is not good
you get an immediate physical satisfaction yes, but its grody as fuck and me personally i'd rather be in love with the person
source: i lost my virginity to a whore and regretted it for a long time
Sure, as long as she's attractive, willing to please, your dick gets hard, you don't cum in 2 seconds, and she doesn't scam you for the money.
>>29215360
>it's grody as fuck
Explain
>start reading/watching/playing something
>give up nearly immediately
this is why movies can be better than other stuff. you can finish it quick where a season can take 18 hours or a game can take 200 hours.
I'm the opposite. I'll finish something even if I hate it.
I have watched every episode of Scandal. It's terrible.
>>29215256
theres movies ive been watching for weeks because i cant stay focused on them for more than 10 minutes at a time. guess im doomed
who here legit sociopath?
I want a sociopath or a psychopath to do an AMA
I'm one but I won't do an AMA
yeah bitch this is just the tip of the iceberg
>>29215161
alright make it quick I gotta piss
>>29215238
do you get angry
Did my first ever creep shots on the weekend. Sharing these is new for me so be gentle. I had to be so careful that I couldn't take as many as I'd have liked.
Got this big tit blonde milf at the beach near my house. Let me know if you want to see more.
Please rate and comment.
>>29215046
ok I give you permission to carry on
>>29215046
why do you want ratings and comments though, you gain nothing
Creep shots are wrong desu. Just fap to porn instead.
HEEEEELLLPPPP R9K HEEEELLPPP MEEEE
A GIRL INVITED ME TO SLEEP OVER AT HER PLACE
WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what should I do after the segs? do we shower together or just wipe my dick with toilet paper
Dude dont go.
Bring condoms.
>>29214982
take a shower together and fug her in the ass
Quick update on the eggs:
A parent bird is still missing, haven't seen the niggerbird either.
Why have you not destroyed the impostor egg yet?
>not using a needle to drain the niggerbird egg and stop it from leeching off the other birds
why haven't you kill it yet, OP?
>>29215002
risk of the other eggs getting rekt.
who here feels worthless?
I do. I feel like a loser that will never amount to much. I hate being a failure but i don't have it in me to change.
let's get a general /loser/ thread going
>>29214817
I feel you anon.
I feel it every moment, gnawing in my heart. I can't shut out the sound.
>>29214861
the worst part is feeling powerless even though you know deep inside you have what it takes to change. that gets me hard man...
>worthless
OP you could at least show dick
>big
worthwhile as inspiring fap material
>average
worthwhile as normalizing and relatable
>small
worthwhile as a good laugh/fap material
bawwwwwing without this is pure vapid narcissism, like a grill whining up about her uterus without bothering to show tits.
if all you're going to do is claim to feel worthless
>show dick or gtfo
Why is your penis lonely on saturday?
You could be having fun with your bf right now!
>I have vacation
>Cute boy three hours away bus
>I could have visited him
>I didn't because I'm striaght
>Still no gf
Should I just do it?
yes and post pics
You're not straight, get the fuck over it already
>>29214769
Yes, become gay out of desperation. Enjoy that boi pucci and crippling depression.
>day 3 of no smoking
>feeling great actually
Self improvement thread
what are you working on?
>>29214739
Cut my waste long hair to a normie style. Have been cutting down on my screen time aswell as smoking less; Started going on bike rides, walking my doggo and doing some light physical traning
Tbh best I've felt in years anon I wish I started sooner
>>29214739
hanging self
Quit smoking as well, four weeks ago. Feels good now since I'm not doing anything stressful over the summer. WTF am I supposed to do when I go back to uni tho, and I actually have to socialize and work hard at classes?
>Go through highschool without any friends
>Graduate with no friend
>Get a job hoping to make some friends and earn some money
>Still a friendless loser at work
Why is it so hard to make friends with normies?
Because you're ugly. Better luck in the next life.
You never developed skills to form intimate relationships with others in your key development years. People who did can also sense if you didn't within a few minutes of meeting you.
That's basically it.
>>29214653
I'll be your friend anon...
Origami originallo
How do you deal with boob obsession?
Grow up, summerfag :^)
furiously and endlessly masturbate
if i were actually a man and had balls i'd actually seek out women with big tits but thats not me, im just a masturbator
work out, eat right, become high test, acquire big tit gf, fill her womb up
