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>tfw no rich ojou gf that treats you like trash
I'd rather have a poor ojou gf who I can have a power struggle with
the challenge is fun but femdom is degenerate as fuck
>>29211591
>he doesn't want a mean girl with a soft heart
>>29211818
but I do, im just going to be the top in the relationship not the submissive bitch bottom
you wont catch me getting pegged or putting on a chastity belt
How do I achieve bullmode?
What should I do for physical fitness training, dick training, sperm production and sexual training to reach my optical sexual peak? I want to be a sexual machine who gives women the fuck of their lives
My dick is bigger than that piece of pink shit and I'm a tranny.
>>29211257
That dick has barbs, though.
>angles the picture
>forgot to keep his belly out of frame so now we can actually get a good measure on his small size
>it's a "Wagecuck works 4 hours of mandatory unpaid overtime while Mr. Goldstein and Blanket Pepe DPs his gf" episode
that's sad man... how is unpaid commute and mandatory 1 hour lunches still a thing?
>>29211501
Shekel saving, that's why
>>29211221
Thisepisode gets five stars out of five from me.
Thing a normie said to me once:
>C'mon, you look like a 4channer with that emo hair and System Of A Down shirt
What should have I said?
you should have said MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
>>29211178
>normie
>knows 4chan
what? how?
>>29211178
well, are you???
if i was in your place i would stop being a fucking loser.
>hey anon, wanna fuck?
>>29211118
Sure how much are you paying me?
NOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEE
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING STACEY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29211118
Sure, why no-
Dance! Dance the puppets dance, dance for your master!
No. I'm done dancing for you.
Now I rest.
>BANG
>>29211125
your soul is mine, the pawn lands where his master chooses. I summon you pawn, attack the unsuspecting!
MASTER MASTER
WHERE ARE THE DREAMS THAT I BEEN AFTER
MASTER MASTER
PROMISED ONLY LIES
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
ALL I EVER HEAR OR SEE IS LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
LAUGHING AT MY CRIES
FACE ME
why are women so quick to throw away their friends(male and female) as soon as they meet a guy they like?
>>29211088
lol they don't
they always keep those friends around to whine and bitch about their bf not buying them anything
>>29211088
because chad doesn't want to be cucked
she'll leave him for a bigger bettter chad eventually but until then she has to act right
Its their genetic disposition
Do you think I have a chance with her? She looks shy and insecure, and probably likes spending time with very few people.
And besides, she looks very pretty. I'd make sure to compliment her so she understands my affection for her.
Is that johnny depps daughter?
She looks like a drug addict whore who probably fucks the teacher secretly
>>29211063
Where's her penis?
Like for real, we are all trannies on this website I swear to god.
I try to make everything perfect, like in a movie, and it's ruining my life.
If I'm doing something I have a perfect vision of how it should play out and then I try my best to make it reality. I listen to fitting music before and during, I look at exactly the right thinks, I move in a certain way, I think certain thoughts, I say certain things and try my hardest to feel a certain way.
This would be fine if it worked out well most of the time but it never does. People respond in the wrong way, my emotions are wrong, the weather is wrong etc. I am left feeling like I failed and ruined a once in a lifetime moment to form a perfect memory. I also never enjoy anything while I'm doing this.
I have no idea why I do this but I kinda feel forced to. Like if I don't make it perfect I will regret it in the future when I look back. Or I just watch way to many movies. It all started when I wanted to make my high school graduation the perfect day.
Please help me. Can anyone relate?
It sounds like you just need more practice thinking about what you should say. When you go to sleep at night, think about how people reacted to what you said and why, and adjust accordingly.
Most importantly, you should know that it's not what you say, but how you say it.
Godspeed anon, you can do it.
You have autism and must commit suicide *braap* *Farts in anons face*
There you go, another perfect movielike moment for you to cherish autismoboy
>>29211073
No, I want to quit doing this, not get better at doing it. It never works out perfectly and even if it did I can't enjoy things I should be enjoying instead of focusing of making the perfect memory.
What do you guys think? Are there people like that?
>>29211036
Elliot Rodger is a 4/10, objectively speaking.
>>29211036
It's possible if the guy acts extremely autistic and looks like he never showers
>>29211036
>dat pic
shit font though
When will you accept that it's America's sole fault that the world is shit today?
AMERICA is the one that killed 3,000 of her own so that their government could justify destroying Iraq.
AMERICA is the one funding and arming Syrian rebels as ISIS militants are able to steal the weaponry.
AMERICA is the one who started the refugee crisis thanks to her actions in the Middle East.
AMERICA is the one who is spreading their influence around the world even if some places don't want them there.
AMERICA is the one where immorality is glorified and Miley Cyrus and others are looked up to as role models.
AMERICA is the one who keeps trying to police the world and only keeps fueling war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQGXgoHGj48
>>29211022
>conspiritards actually believe this
You can't make this up
>>29211022
It's the American government and the lying politicians.
No one remembers this, but George Bush Jr ran on a noninterventionist platform.
No American wants wars, but the political elite cause them anyway, even when they say they won't.
There's nothing we can do.
>>29211053
"There's no need to destroy America, Kim! I've already taken care of it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbW6xKrTaak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7iorfwcmeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUkm4llCDic
what types of porn do you watch, r9k?
>>29211003
>3D Porn
Fucking pleb
>>29211003
Lesbians kissing. Woman stripping, maybe pleasuring herself. Little else.
>>29211003
>Big Dick
>Hentai
>Yiff
>Hypno
>Teen
>Guro
What would you wish for if you had one wish?
Bear in mind this wish has NO limits. You can wish for whatever you want whether its a concept like world peace or a thing like a golden dragon dildo. Whatever you want. What is your one wish?
Become 2D
>oc
man I would really dig a phat fucking pussy on my left hand
>no limits
Easy. Omnipotence.
I hate when roasties say they're off their periods but as soon as you fuck they start bleeding like an isis beheading video.
>pic related
>>29210912
This desu senpai.
I can't keep fucking once I see all the blood. Also it kind of smells weird.
My girlfriend doesn't pull this shit on me. When she's bleeding she'll eat my ass and finger herself through her panties, usually.
>>29210912
>>29210939
>>29211122
>having sex
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
What are some non-verbal cues women do when they are sexually interested in another guy?
What about when they are just generally horny?
>>29210889
Asks this on robot forum..
Bumping for interest
Orgeano
>>29210889
frothy mixture of period blood and wooman cum dribbles down the leg
thank me later
