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What are some times you've either intentionally or unintentionally revealed your power level?
>eating lunch with parents and brother
>caffeine buzz so I'm really talkative
>Redpill them on the rothschild family
>Redpill them on how all the wealth in the world is controlled by the jews
>they actually find it interesting and agree with me
Wasn't so bad after all. My parents are redpilled on the rothschild family now.
>>29212704
the next day, I tried to Redpill them on lucky Larry. They were on the fence about him though.
They were humoring their autistic child while considering forced institutionalization
"You should have seen it coming, all women are whores" to my friend in front of my 75% female class and the female teacher
reposting this from last night
any anons still up to meet this afternoon in Berkeley?
>>29212553
dont you live in sebastopool or some shit
>>29212582
not anymore, I live in albany now
>>29212582
shouldnt you be on /sp/
post the closest photo/animation picture that looks like you irl.
Light Yagami
>>29212452
that's me. originalhos
this fucker looks just like me accept more attractive
>you're now thinking about "her"
What's her name, r9k?
Stupid ass frog, how'd you know I was thinking about a girl? But you're right :'(
>always think about her
>dont want to say her name in threads like these because she visits a variety of boards and has a very unique name that will surely blow my cover
>>29212440
>What's her name, r9k?
Britannia
Is there any race more pathetic than hispanics?
>hispanics
>the raped race
>inherently made up of 50% white genes and 50% genes of their slaughtered and humiliated ancestors
>lost their old languages and now only speak the language of their conquerors
>whatever hispanic culture is, is 70% influenced by spanish and portuguese culture anyways
>self hating by default because want to be seen as white
>refuse to cooperate with other minorities because of unjustified pride
>primarily bring rapists and drug dealers to the US
I do hope Trump gets elected although I'm not conservative. So they can get you mental children out. Stubborn faggots.
>>29211614
Paid for by the Make America Great Again Political Action Committee (tm)
>>29211614
historically, the chinese are by far the most pathetic group of people considering their numbers and resources.
brazilians are pretty close.
hispanics in general idk man they just can't get a govt/infrastructure together at all. most of them are pretty good at keeping family values and working for a living and not overstepping their bounds. white people are quickly destroying themselves by pretending to all be special snowflakes.
>>29211703
Get a load of anthropology scholar over here lmao
He's so screwed lol
>>29211457
I'm scared desu. The power of witchcraft is a force to be reckoned with.
I'll be sending him good vibes
you'd think the wives of satan would approve, but a woman scorned
don't worry, witches may as well not even exist, women never make it to the age of 30 as virgins
they are tapping into powers they will never have
Thoughts on the 2000s?
>>29211266
Rhythm games were dope.
I miss the Dance Dance Revolution arcade renaissance.
Grew up playing DDR in arcades with my bros. Great time.
>>29211266
It sucked. The music was worse. The internet stayed at home. The reccesion was terrible. And the aftermath of 9/11.
>>29211304
Fuck 9/11 and fuck Bush.
The 90s were such an awesome high and that cocksucker ruined everything with his bullshit false flag and sloppy war pretext.
I had a thread like this last time and it took off somewhat decently, I'd say, so.
Females AND males, what is your height and what are your height limits for dating?
For example, I'm a 5'9 male and I'd date anyone from 4'5 to 6'8pic related hurts me on a deep level because I know someone like that wouldn't touch me desu
>>29210493
PPPUUUUUURRPPP PFFFFFFF
I'd prefer a shorter girl, even though i'm short myself (5'7")
Not because they'd be more attractive than a taller one or something, but because of insecurity i'm too short for her.
Plus being the little spoon in a female-male relationship while being a man is gay as hell.
Am 5'8.5 man I would prefer my exact height to the millimeter but anywhere from the 4'9-6'4 is okay with me tbqh
Gayest thing you ever done?
Lick my fingers everytime I masturbate
Sucking girl-cock isn't gay, is it?
>>29210429
jacked off
>sit on the bus
>some creeper immediately starts to stare at you
>>29210130
>stare him down directly in the eyes with a pissed expression
>watch him look away like a pansy
it's really not that hard
>>29210130
>sit on the bus
>or anywhere
>nobody even knows you're there
>>29210130
>sit on the bus because car is in the shop
>hate public transportation, filled with extremely disgusting people
>eyes forced to look upon the planet which pulls and overwhelms them with gravity
>the planet is large, gaseous mainly, with a vibrantly colored north pole
>the planet's gaze slowly loses fixation from the box of jelly donuts
>heavy, slow moving eyes now gaze in my direction
>unable to break orbit due to its sheer mass, my eyes continue to behold the stellar entity
>its cheeks contort to reveal a smile stained with the blues and reds of jelly donuts
>this is it, I'm going to die
>its face now burns a crimson red
>I have with me my rod and my staff.. I pray
>it begins to utter language, spillage of donut remnants blasting from the throat
>before it finishes creating sound I get off at the next stop
Just how low are your standards by now, /r9k/?Pic related was my former oneitis
Nope. Nope. Would NOT. Nope
My fiance....
Original post
>>29210145
>>>REDDIT>>>
>>29210161
seems cute
What was the most fucked-up shit you ever fapped to, robots?
Nice try, FBI.
vsd th
>>29210115
Do you want me to post it or just describe it
I have fapped to the actual, full lenght version of this clip.
http://efukt.com/21271_The_Absurdity_of_Japanese_Pornography_4.html
It gave me some terrible fetishes. I still find all that puking to be somewhat romantic. I just... Im not sure what I am anymore.
also, where do you fall in this chart
>>29209673
Where would BlazeTheMovieFan fall on this chart?
Casual Scum all the way.
My girlfriend and I settle in to watch a new Jenna Marbles video every "Wednesday-slash-Thursday"
:^)
Zeldaxlove64
This is what normies do right?
>>29207275
you doing well senpai
>>29207275
Pls be vagabond
Also you are doing good
cant wait for the spaghetti
It's still not a /soc/ thread edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #22
>>29196112
Older thread #21 as it wasn't linked last time
>>29158002
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
>>29205959
Are we allowed to organize minecraft factions?
>>29120751
I also want to know the answer to this. The profile has been deleted in the last couple of hours.
>>29161432
Some valid points here. I've added the part about putting "Romance/Flirting" if you're just after a slut, and some more blurb about Thai girls.
>>29171449
NG;DR
Got this opener from an 18 year old qt after using the script. What's a good thing to say back?
