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Janitor, the purpose of this website if for people to enjoy it and post on it, why are you deleting one of the most popular threads on this board (also read the fucking README and this is not a soc thread thingy)? edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #19
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29097891
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
First for all the girls on this site are cringe worthy
oh and
>yfw omegle threads where literal normies are sitting in front of a fucking webcam are okay but this somehow isn't
First for non-whites get fucked.
>>29103522
>THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
this is a /soc/ thread you dumbfuck, what else would it be?
go to /soc/
I offer evidence that these threads belong here
>>29103659
robots pretending to be chads, we can't there since then it's defeating the purpose of helping robots feels like chads.
>>29103661
kek, what kind of notetaking program or website is that?
>>29103659
You forgot to read the 3 lines below that
>>29103659
This is robots trying to find lonely qts from around the world.
Even if you're ugly, you can still talk to them and they respond.
You should try.
>>29103734
It's Interpals notes section where you can write notes. The guy taking notes thought they were private but it turns out they weren't set to private and everybody could see them.
>>29103661
So anyone can view these? Christ.
>>29103839
oh god
this is an original comment
Does anyone ever write on the wall of a profile? All i see are african or brazilian guys begging for friends
>>29103734
interpals has it's own
I usually avoid weeb girls but these South American qts with their anime are so nice.
how do I deal with bitches who are sarcastic all the time? shit is just annoying
>tfw this site enables desperate amerilards to taint the last few good white women left on the planet
leave my euro women alone, they might pick up cancerous ideas like social justice and cuck fetishes from you losers.
swedish women are ok though. that hellhole is a lost cause.
>>29104030
European women are usually more leftist than Americans
t. user of interpals since 2011
>>29103990
>how do I deal with bitches
Dont.
>muslim qt acts like she's being so benevolent by allowing me to be agnostic
>>29104176
like most girls on interpals are cunts, I can't deal with it
>>29104258
post an example of an intergal being a cunt towards you
>>29104308
it's mostly sarcasm, and when I try to flirt with them they just shut it down
>>29104097
Euro leftism =/= American leftism
Last time i checked our schools and universities didn't have safe spaces, trigglypuffs walking around or a fear of discussing anything controversial.
LEAVE EURO WOMEN ALONE! REEEEEEE!
t. someone who doesn't even use interpals
I think that it's just the median girl is inherently leftist since they feel like they should be feminist. Most girls I've talked to aren't really annoying radical leftists, they just have leftist views as their default.
>>29104477
Russian and Muslim women often don't
Asian too actually
>>29104030
European women are too busy getting fucked Muslim donkeys to pick up social justice
any hellotalk advice? after making an account what do?
whoever made qtcrawler is a fucking don
thankyou
>message qt right as she is going to bedGOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE THESE DAMN TIME DIFFERENCES
will this get me an e girlfriend
>>29105204
>Mfw black and Chinese girls on HelloTalk love me
Definitely post a moment, you can say something as simple as "hi everyone, im new here". I guarantee you'll get a decent amount of messages. Put something simple in your profile about how you are willing to hell others with English and make friends, and set your age limits on who can find you.
Also, dont be flirty but be playful. Because the devs take the language learning concept of the app seriously. I like to go along with the whole language learning thing(Im actually serious about learning but also qt's) and just get the qts comfortable with me until they like me well enough as a person. After a while they may want to add me on wechat.
Although dont expect to get secondary messenger info left and right, it can take some time. Not everyone wants it, some people are serious about English, and others just want to make friends, so it may take a while. Hell one Chinese girl added me on Skype yesterday and she had just met me, all because she liked talking to me. And I swear another one I added on WeChat is in love with me. I told her I was 19(Shes 25), but at the same time, I don't think she really cares.
However, I can only speak for Chinese, because you are only allowed to select one language to learn(If you want more than one, it costs money).
You will only speak to people from the country of the language you chose, and all of them will want to speak to someone who's native language is English.
>Protip: It helps to know a bit of the language of the person you are speaking to. Bitches love that shit.
>Hope I helped and good luck!
Been talking to a Thai girl for a whole week straight, paragraph long messages and no sign of the conversation ending any time soon. When should I book the wedding?
>>29105699
>talking to qt from istanbul
>she tells me she has an exam tomorrow
>its 2am in her timezone
I should tell her to get some sleep but oh well
>tfw Brazilian qt from the countryside
>tfw Italian qt from the countryside
Why are hicks a best
>>29106407
Cos cities encourage the cock carousel.
>>29106102
I'm not sure if I should stay up all night to talk to her in the morning, or just wait for tomorrow afternoon
>>29106407
hey hold on fucker is the BR qt a 20 yo christian girl?
>>29107453
n-noyes
>>29107503
shes mine asshole
MINE!
>>29107537
You're going to have to take her from me first >:^)
>>29107537
>>29107573
She's probably talking to 50 more guys.
>>29107594
DELETE THIS
>>29107573
Sao Paolo at noon, meet me
>>29107645
I'll be there, we will duel for waifu
why are Singaporeans such sluts?
>>29108099
british colonisation
lads how do you move on from small talk to getting them to be your gf
>>29108776
>hey wanna be my gf x)
tfw all these Jewess say they're fluent in english, yet it's just so cute reading their messages, and how ill-fluent they come across as. It feels like most have the writing skills of a 10 year old.
>>29107453eh kinda, which state is she from
>>29109231
She's listed at Belo Horizonte
>>29109665
ok that's far from mine
What's the general consensus on mainland Chinese girls?
>>29110587
I haven't spoken to any that know enough english to not be kind of boring. They're nice though.
>>29103522
>WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
You fucking lying bitch.
Janitors, delete this shit
>make profile 4 months ago to randomly look at girls
>see r9k thread and decide to actually fill in profile and take a photo outside on a walk with doge
>don't use qtcrawler because its a waste of time and cheating
>50 views 1st day and 12 messages, majority from europe
>worlds hottest dutch girl keeps viewing profile
>majority of girls mention stuff from my profile that i mentioned, hiking, metal bands or movies.
Honestly take a photo in the sun outside and take a fucking ton till one is decent on a non-potato phone and get someone to take it like I did and fill your profile honeslty and put some actual stuff to talk about in it.
Anyone asking what I look like, I look like fucking small-jon from game of thrones.
Bumpin this thread
Original comment
anyone else having trouble logging in on chrome?
works fine in FF
>>29111639
>using chrome
well there's your problem.
>>29111746
I don't usually, I just wanna run qtcrawler
>>29111776
>>29111746
never mind im retarded theres a FF version
>Girl views your profile
>"Her profile settings wont allow you to contact her"
>>29111978
There's some french chick who keeps doing that and in her bio she says "just add me on facebook :)" and I looked at it and it looks like a fake account of some sort.
>>>/soc/23871302
DAILY REMINDER THAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST
FAT WOMEN ARE SCUM
>>29112049
whats the name of the girl, i think i may have the same girl looking
>>29112154
Mariaced
>>29112049
>>29112154
Sounds a lot like /mariaced
>>29112222
>>29112210
Yup thats her, she 100% fake?
>>29112252
well it doesn't seem like anyone can message her and he facebook is a bunch of dudes obviously from interpals, commenting on empty posts
you decide
My qt wants me to tell her something she can record in english to see how good she is. what should I have her say? (nothing lewd please)
>>29112468
Ball is love, ball is life. Ball don't lie, ball don't cry. Long live balland fuck Golden State they don't ball
>>29103522
it's soc tier and also shilling your shit site. finally my reporting is paying off
>>29113275
Why does it bother you so much?hmmmmmm?
what the fuck is up with that dog nose/ears shit?
>>29113925
It's a snapchat filter that normies use
Is it worth messaging girls with head scarves? Are any of them secretly slutty?
>>29114298
Probably a waste of time.
If you're gonna do it though, SEA muzzies probably have a higher chance of being slutty than middle easterners.
>>29114351
You can get indonesian and malaysian nudes. but don't put a ton of effort into it.
>>29113530
it negatively effects post quality and encourages soc tier posters
>>29114372
Yeah, that's what I figured.
>>29114394
>it negatively effects post quality
Where do you think you are?
>>29114414
>Where do you think you are?
r9k, which isn't soc
How do I convince girls to send me pictures/lewds with today being my birthday?What Hispanic countries have the sluttiest women?
>>29114687
>How do I convince girls to send me pictures/lewds with today being my birthday?
Gotta build up a rapport first.
>What Hispanic countries have the sluttiest women?
Definitely Brazil, but good luck with that 'cause you're gonna be competing with a lot of Chads.
>qt in your own country goes to sleep
>qt across the world still hasn't woken up yet
>>29115210
Go to sleep anon. Save that energy for the qts.
Venezuelan qt just went full sexual on me. I dunno how I preformed with the language barrier.
>she keeps signing offline when you login
>>29103895
The guys are always some kind of Arab/African, while the girls are always Thai/Indonesian/some Turks. Why don't they just get together and leave the whites/NE Asians in peace?
>>29110587
Most are ugly and the few qts you find on here are really clingy
Would not recommend. HKers/Taiwanese are fine though
>>29115342
I persevered and now she is up, too bad I'm almost too tired to talk
What are your guys experience with girls who directly say in bold all capped letters saying no perverts of people looking for sex
Are those girls freaks?
What works best as a good first message for a thai girl?
>>29116328
"Hi! ^^"
original help
>>29116328
Say these words exactly:
"Phuket? More like Phuckyou LOL!"
Works every time.
In all seriousness, read over their profile and mention/ask about things they put in it.
>>29116446
What if I'm not white? Then more difficult or no hope?
>>29116470
What kind of not-white are you?
No matter what, it will be harder if you aren't white, but how much harder depends on your race.
>>29116145
>stay up all night
>she reads the message without replying
>>29116487
I am black
>Original Commento.
>>29116548
Wait a bit longer, she's probably chatting with someone else at the moment :^)
>>29116560
Good luck, dude.
>>29110718
Greentext is OC. Plenty of that in these threads. Some of it hilarious and/or cringeworthy.
>>29116598
So all is lost....
>>29116634
Nah, just get some more qts on the side while you wait.
>>29114394
>it negatively effects post quality
top lols. These are one of the few threads where there is genuine discussion and no shitposts or bait. (Apart from from people like you passing by)
>encourages soc tier posters
any /soc/ posters are told to fuck right off. Posting your profile is frowned upon.
what do you say to girls as a NEET when the ask whether you work or studying?
i've been lying but i can't fucking stand lying and it's only going to end up fucking me over if we end up getting close
>>29116685
Probably time to go to school or get a job, honestly.
>>29116651
But I want Asian dammit!
> Considering going back to HelloTalk where I actually do pretty well at.
>>29116685
I tell 'em the truth. Believe it or not, it's worked out well for me so far.
>>29116715
trying to
>>29116752
what words do you use so you dont sound like a true shut in
'im currently unemployed' or what
also do they ask you what your plans are and if so what are they?
>>29116782
I tell them that I'm a shut-in trying to get his life back on track.
Like I said, just be honest. If you want to go back to school, tell them. If you're trying to get a job, tell them.
The nice thing about interpals is that there's plenty of qts if you screw up.
>>29116782
>also do they ask you what your plans are and if so what are they?
Different anon than one you're asking the question to, but:
>"I was taking classes..."
>"but I ran into trouble paying for them"
>"and now my goal is to find work to save up to pay for classes"
I personally think it's golden because you're not lying (too much), and it shows you have goals.
>>29116782
Plans?
Crashing this plane with no survivors.
>>29116847
that's pretty good but if it's a lie with no truth to it don't you think they'll eventually find out
>>29116882
kek
>>29116889
>that's pretty good but if it's a lie with no truth to it don't you think they'll eventually find out
If you said you're "trying to" in regards to my earlier comment about it's time for you either to go to school or get a job, then there would have to be at least some truth to you saying what I suggested, right?
>very close with pen pal
>almost a month ago she said she's been real sad lately
>hasn't messaged me back, but has read my messages
I know she likes to read my messages while she's on the train to work, so I still messaged her a few times without her responding. There have been month long gaps between us before. At what point am I sending too many messages? I feel like a jackals, but I'm not sure whether she does actually like reading them or if they start to annoy her.
>>29116937
>"I was taking classes..."
>"but I ran into trouble paying for them"
>"and now my goal is to find work to save up to pay for classes"
there's not any truth for me in that though, if that's true for you then i think you're good to say it but i think id eventually get found out since i've never attended school beyond 18
>>29117018
I don't think we're on the same page.
I'm under the impression that you, you in particular, want to go back to school, right?
Then just say some shit that you're looking for a job so then you can work to going back to school. You don't have to exactly say that you were taking classes.
>>29117072
oh i see what you mean
but i think saying you've tried and been to school sounds 10 times more better then 'i have plans to' which could easily been seen as bullshit
Where the fuck are all these russians coming from?
I changed my profile picture and it's just been russian qts for like 2 days straight.
>>29117099
Well, to answer your original post; yes. I would say go with not lying to her. Notice how I didn't say go with the 'truth'. If you lie to her, that will probably back fire on you. But as long as you don't talk about your past, you could always just talk about the future saying you're trying to go back to school. It's at least in a positive light that way.
reminder that the OP's script is malware
>>29117199
yeah i completely agree about sticking as close to the truth as possible but the 'trying to go back to school' part isn't true at all for me and like i say i'd probably get found out eventually
>>29117193
Sheeeit
Can you at least describe differences in your profile picture?
I want ruskies so bad but I just can't get 'em
Do real girls go on here?
Why?
How do they know about it?
>literally breaking this 36 year old korean's faith in God.
Feels good.
I've never felt so fedora worth.
>>29117431
Just a really quick shitty selfie. I'm wearing quite large spectacles if that helps. I'm not that particularly attractive.
It's also worth pointing out that most of the russians I've spoken to aren't that interesting. I added one to facebook though.
>>29117592
get this
They go on here to speak with native English speakers to practice their English.
get this
this isnt a dating website.
>tfw qt hasn't been online since having some internet problems
I know her mobile number and that she uses some chat app, how long is too soon to add her on that?
>>29117614
anon thats a girl.
>>29117653
Yeah, the russian qt I added.
>>29117614
>Just a really quick shitty selfie. I'm wearing quite large spectacles if that helps
was your previous profile pic the same though?
I wondered if there was some difference in the two pics which attracts the russkies.
>>29117650
Why do you know her mobile number but still talk to her on interpals instead of whatsapp or something?
>>29117678
My previous picture was a candid photo of me at a party with some friends, holding a beer.
MODS do your job you lazy bugnholes
this thread is a repeating one bypassing the bot which is extremely illegal
its also a shitty soc tier thread that has no place on r9
and the fucking dog template infuriates me because i cant comprehend who would think its cute or funny, ITS RETARDED
MODS MODS M0DS MODS MODS M0DS MODS MODS M0DS
>tfw no qts
holy fuck you guys are practically pseudo chads. even in this tiny pond I'm just a piece of plankton
>>29117794
Filter it and get better taste in anime girls you cuck
>calling for mods like an abandoned child
>>>/reddit/
>>29117694
write long messages with keyboard
>>29117794
go back to fembot thread #324235 tfw no gf thread #324123 trap thread #314234 you are missed there
>and the fucking dog template infuriates me because i cant comprehend who would think its cute or funny, ITS RETARDED
that's the point you idiot
>>29117835
DONT BE SO DELUDED TO THINK THIS IS A ROBOT THREAD
these are normal people who use r9k for easy attention because people are so desperate here a failed 4/10 soc normie gets showered in attention soc wouldnt provide
>>29117835
did you use the crawler for 1000s views? Did you actually fill your profile? Did you take some photo that isn't in a dark room?
also half the "qts" aren't qt at all, don't take qt too literally
>>29117872
this thread is basicly escaped pedos from int
Should I reward this Polish qt for her follow up message?
>>29117960
she's basically saying she wants your dick.
>>29117960
NORMIE PSEUDO CHADS GET OUT REEEEE
Anyone else stuck in the friendship zone:
>never talk about nothing sexual
>talk about meeting up- and doing friend things together
>>29118243
You think that's bad?
I had one girl message me out of the blue about how she was sad 'cause her boyfriend just broke up with her.
>>29118257
girl im talking to told me she takes birth control because you never know, has had mutiple boyfriends, and a FWB.
>>29118270
Why are you even talking to her?
You're basically cucking yourself at that point.
>>29118303
We have lots in common.
>mfw turkroach messages me and says I look very good
>don't respond because I hate turks
she was a girl, btw
>>29118377
>tfw turk qts never talk to me
Where is your sympathetic Ukrainian qt, /r9k/?
>>29118359
it's over for you. just pull the trigger
Russian girls are annoying, they send messages all the time but never send nudes, at least Thais will get their tits out
>>29118481
Shes the only one i really get along with on that garbage website, and our messages are long as fuck. Takes me like two hours just to reply.
>>29118490
my man are you a literal cuck?
somebody should start a list of women that have given nudes so we know who to avoid
>>29114861
no way, Mexican chicks are way sluttier than Brazilian
>>29118550
the ones who give nudes are usually new to the site and delete their account after a few months because they're mentally unstable
the girls who have been on interpals for years are usually in relationships and use it purely for language practice
>>29118516
no why do you ask that?
>>29118595
my qt has been on interpals for 2 years and she claims she has never been into a relationship
she's interested in me though
hmm.....
>>29118634
do you think she is the type to send nudes
>>29118634
Where is she from?
optiy
>>29118651
She's very shy and awkward, at least from what I could tell after talking to her for a week
>>29118665
Russia
>>29118690
Russian girls never send nudes
>tfw my qt doesn't like repeating herself
>i told you once already
>i told you already
>>29118834
tell her to shut the fuck up and answer
>>29118834
i worry that they'll realize i'm talking to multiple qts if i keep asking the same questions.
there's too much info to keep track of
>some bitch posts a simple ''hi'' to me
>look at her profile
>it's blank and has no information at all, just one pic
>ignore her
>later get a message ''you looked at my profile but you didn't reply :(((((''
>block her
dodged a bullet, right lads?
>>29118946
depends on how hot she is and where she's from.
>>29118963
She's like a 5/10 and from Turkey
>>29118702
Is this a rule? I'm on day two of talking to my Russian QT and she's already sent me a busty bra photo and random softcore bdsm videos. Is this the end of the line? it looked promising
>>29116654
these threads might actually be useful for relationshit discussion containment, reckon that could happen?
>>29118702
>>29118992
In the old autismpals threads on /int/ people were posting russian nudes all the time.
Mostly from the young crowd 18-23. Older they get the more prude they are.
So far my nude count is:
1 Russian
3 Polish
1 extremely slutty German
1 American
Why do russians always do that parentheses shit?
>>29119142
It's like a smiley face for them.
"Hey nice see you again)"
=
"Hey nice to see you again :)"
>>29119142
because of their keyboard layout i heard
I've become an uncaring asshole.
>>29119238
lel, just comes off as butthurt bro
Where do I go from this
>>29119292
I don't know, how the fuck did you even get that far?
>>29119292
ezpz, say "not as cute as you" and put an emoji or something
who here autismo?
>tfw read messages via email
>go into notepad and type away replies before logging in
>>29119238
same here
i dont even give a fuck anymore and i'm not pretending to be some prince charming and sucking these whores dirty tampons these bitches are boring as fuck
>cant delete interqts account until 7 days
SOMEONE HELP ME
>tfw your qt logs on and messages you
I know it's unimportant bullshit and will never turn into anything, but it makes me feel less shitty about my life.
>>29119520
of course brah
there's no other way
you also missed
>obsess for several hours and feel almost sick with anxiety when checking messages
>>29119705
>tfw she logs on and messages just you and then logs off
>>29103862
>>29103862
What the fuck gave you that impression? No of course not
It's called private message for a reason.
What the guy linked is basically just two women being dumb and comparing the pm's they get from males or something
does anyone else keep getting viewed by this 23 y/o french Stacy from Paris?
>>29120184
Mariaced?
It's a spambot bro.
>>29120184
Mariaced? Yeah, I dunno what that's about.
i fucking love georgian girls
best country, best girls, best nudes
> call qt
>get some kind of russian answering machine recording
that was weird
>>29120347
that means she blocked you
I think my autism might be boring my qt
>>29120388
i think it said somethink like press 2 to leave a message but i cant into russian so i just ended the call
fuck it I'm doing it fellow robots, I'm not expecting much since I'm not white or live in the West (fuck I'm a third worlder) but I guess I won't really lose anything if I do this shit.
>>29120496
Godspeed, robro.
Anybody got good questions to ask that aren't basic as fuck?
>talk with my qt for days
>she's really nice and understanding of my autism
>says she has feelings for me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>fast-forward a couple of days
>keeps talking to me like i'm the best thing that's ever happened
>try to flirt but she just goes around circles and never progress the convo
>Eventually feel bored of her and don't want to talk to her anymore
>tell her I'm busy doing some uni work
>end up playing vidya instead
She's really nice though so I don't want to just straight up ignore her
I already feel the depression kicking in and it's only a matter of time she senses it and will wonder what's wrong with me or if something's wrong with her. She seems to really like me.
>>29120600
A girl asked me what do I feel about tampons.......... I have no idea if she is joking. What do.
>>29120651
>says she has feelings for me
>try to flirt but she just goes around circles and never progress the convo
Kinda sounds like she's stringing you along, unless I misunderstood what you meant by going around in circles.
>>29120184
I got it too
>>29120678
Say you like the taste of used tampons.
She's trying to weird you out, so crank it up to 11.
>>29120689
I mean, I try to flirt and she responds positively.
It just never progresses to something sexual. Just the usual cringy stuff that you say to get into a girl's pants. (not that I know anything about it)
She's a virgin with no past experience and i think me bringing it up sexually might scare her off for good since she seems to be the conservative type who hates sluts (she told me that herself)
>>29120237
what's the point of a spambot who just views profiles.
also her profile is years old
>>29120729
Welcome to the downside of this internet flirting faggotry.
It's not like the two of you will ever meet to escalate things, and if she's really that conservative she probably won't send you nudes.
>>29120814
I know
feels bad man
I mean, I got my ego boost, some girl liked me, great
Of course she's 1000 of miles away so I'll never meet her
I'm still fucking depressed
Don't fall for this site robots. It won't cure your autism
Who here send / reply essay type messages?
>>29120859
At least you know it's possible now, you fucking normie.
>>29120877
jesus christ
do they actually like long messages like that?
my autism turns me practically mute, so i couldn't do that even if i wanted to
>when people comment "thanks for visiting" on your profile
stop
>>29120096
You're retarded, my man. get yourself checked out
>>29120927
Depends how well you get along with someone and how many interests so forth you have.
Takes me like two hours to reply to my frenchie qt.
>>29120966
Yeah, I turned off my wall cuz of that shit
>>29120983
What do you guys talk about?
I'm running out of material here.
>>29121039
Everything man, but at the same time she asks me questions, i ask her etc.. it's not a one way conversation. When i ask her stuff she goes into detail.
Is it just me or do Thai girls always have braces or really thick Eyebrows.
>I like the braces though
Did it robots, I made my profile. Now what the fuck do I do.
fugg, my qt just called me mate.
welp, onto the next one.
>>29121199
use qtcrawler and wait for the messages to roll in.
>>29121236
>fugg, my qt just called me mate.
what country?
also tell her you aint her mate.
>>29121242
thailand. maybe i ain't fugged?
Im a non white.
what are my chances of speaking to qts?
how often should you use qtcrawler?
the pastebin says online once every few weeks but i can't wait to use it again already
i suppose it does make sense though if there's only a 10k population and you're viewing around 1k profiles each time
would be a bit creepy if you visited the same profile numerous times with a week or whatever
>>29121263
Still quite decent.
How dark we talkin'
>>29121263
jesus, how many of you faggots are gonna ask that?
every fuckin' thread.
>>29121253
are you a aussie?
i dont think she means anything but saying mate.
>>29121281
qtcrawler doesn;t revisit profiles since recently, so just use it as much as you want.
>>29121263
this: >>29121284
ctrl+f through the older threads. in fact, this should be added to the readme probably.
>>29120184
>>29120237
>>29120261
>>29120695
>tfw literal bots aren't even looking at your profile
to all the lads who get nudes of the thai girls and whoever else
how do you turn the convo lewd?
i'm taking to this thai girl with cleavage and belly pics in her profile, obviously quite slutty but we're just talking about our day and the weather
how do i move it on?
>>29121283
light brown, latino.
>>29121284
i-im new i dont find anything about that in the readme.
>>29121319
nah i'm american.
fuck it, i'll just keep talking to her.
>>29121263
Zero. Thais only want whites.
>>29121450
thais looks like trannies
>>29121486
They're disgusting. But they only want whites. For them: white = money, high social status
I GOT LIKE 1 MESSAGE AND 3 VIEWS. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP LADS!
>>29121947
33% message retention is Chad-tier :^)
VIEW ME AGAIN MARIACED
VIEW ME ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
can somebody with a fake chad account please make themselves useful and send out a mass message asking qts how they'd feel about flirting or maybe talking dirty and then post the accounts of those who replied favourably
>>29122299
damn, u smart
>China Qt asks me what kind of girl I like.
>I say i like a nice girl.
>She says your meaning is beautiful.
>I say but you are more
>No response.....
S-s-she just fell asleep or something right? Afterall, It is midnight over there in China.
damn I have been getting photo comments and not noticing. SO MANY WASTED QTS. Let me tell you boys about the PSTRIPLE.
is it autismo to say goodbye while waiting for a reply (well im not really waiting) but it's bene like an hour and i want to get the fuck to sleep.
i find it rude to just sign off.
>>29122532
Just say "well I'm gonna head to bed, 'night"
>>29122532
I think it's better to just sleep then explain yourself the next day if she replies. Just saying goodnight is literally a conversation stopper so it can be hard to get things going again the next day
>>29122364
>talk to china qt
>she is eager to add me on multiple IM apps
>mentions going to the gym
>I ask for progress pics
>she refuses
>I ask her a couple of small talk questions and then stop replying
>she starts sending me multiple messages on 3 different apps asking where I've gone
That'll teach her.
>>29122709
I love dropping bitches and watching them come crawling back
>>29122773
>>29122709
>Literally chad behavior
So this is it huh, given the chance to become a chad you robots will flock to it? Pathetic.
>>29122709
Lol i bet wechat was one of them? Mine keeps saying she really wants to see me, its her dream.
How old is yours anyway?
>>29122640
My qt has started the conversation literally every day for weeks. She always finds an 'excuse' to start talking rather than just saying hi; it's adorable.
>>29122805
it's the only way to get girls, women don't respect the beta shit
>forget to log in
>very hungover
>16+ messages
literally not enjoying it any more it's just a chore, definitely going to stop using qt crawler on asians they're so boring
only on it to talk to this 1 polish qt at the moment
>>29122856
you don't have to respond to them all
>>29122880
I feel like I do Tbh
>it's a dog snapchat filter episode
>this fucking moron
>>29122773
This nigga knows.
>>29122805
They're boring as shit. Chad is right, why cling to them if they're not giving anything in return?
Besides,I already have a western main qt whom I love very much
>>29122812
Actually no, it was whatsapp, kik, telegram, and skype. She is 17 and incredibly cute. How about yours?
so..... how the fuck do you message people without sounding like a creep or looking like you're desperate for conversations?
>>29116598
It's now 8 hours latershe didn't reply
>>29123161
Everyone on the site is doing the same thing
its not desperate or creepy
You people have ruined my favorite website. I joined a year ago and loved it, I could talk to people, make friends. But now the website is destroyed, every girl having on their profile "STOP ASKING ME FOR SEX CREEPS" and the website has become a sausagefest. Fuck you, /r9k/, you have ruined my only form of actual communication with people.
>>29123218
>implying that this thread started on /r9k/
I guess that you don't know the shitskins?
>>29123218
Oh shit, I was just making a profile and reading the guide, is this site really bad now? I mean I'm way too nervous to talk to girls even on the internet anyway so it's probably for the better
>>29123218
>tfw was an interpals oldfag
>tfw about to marry the girl i've known for years, originally met on interpals
>tfw we have just about everything in common and are genuinely happy just spending moments together
>tfw the site is ruined by arabs/robots now
I feel bad for the decent guys who were late to the party, interpals was legit 3-4 years ago. Now whenever I log in I laugh at how shitty everyone there is, both men and women.
All the decent people got driven off by autists, perverts, and kpop drones.
just a bit too late and missed a great thing, sucks for you.
>>29123317
No don't listen to him, it's great
>>29123218
1) I don't think the few dozen people who made accounts as a result of these threads made any difference
2) You had a full year to make decent relationships, if you don't have a large stash of QTs by now then don't blame these threads for your own failings
>>29123095
Damn, most Chinese always want wechat. Mine"26" (Actually 25) but still young looking and cute. When I told her I was 19, she seemed disappointed but at the same time she seems to really want me. Maybe I'm getting mixed signals or some shit.
>Mfw I'm still gonna ride this and see where it goes, I wouldn't mind a Christmas cake china qt
>>29123317
I mean the sites already fucked if you ask me, but go ahead and make a profile. I plan on deleting my account, as all the girls that live VERY CLOSE (like 1 mile away) havent logged on their profile in 20 days. Their last message was that "theres so many older guys messaging me wtf its creepy"
Im fucking done with you r9k. Take this shit to /soc/. You have turned a 90% girl and 10% boy website into a 90% boy and 10% girl website.
pic related, the qt I was talking to that left because so many pervs and shit were messaging her.
god I am so pissed off Im gonna have a damn aneurysm
>>29105836
>They all want to learn English
t. Amerilard
>>29123340
Thats another thing, you treat the girls on there as "things". Now Im not no sjw and such, but treating the women on there as a collection is whats driving them off in the first place. Also,
FEW DOZEN? DO YOU SEE HOW MANY THREADS ARE MADE A DAY? WITH OVER 400 REPLIES EACH? WITH OVER 100 UNIQUE POSTERS EVERY TIME?
This isnt your own fucking "qt stash" website, this is a penpal website to meet friends and maybe even find a nice girl. The reason its so shit now is because you people are treating it like your own damn pokemon collection.
>>29123325
This guy gets it.
>>29123329
Also fuck you, you dont know what your talking about.
>>29123374
Implying the turks and arabs didnt shit on it first already like they always do.
>>29123374
>fat
>nose piercing
>stupid pose
>""""""""""qt""""""""""
Kill yourself.
>>29123435
They shit on it immensly, dont get me wrong. But just them, it was easy to avoid by skin color. Now we have r9k, a cespool of degenerate whites, blacks, ect and theyre all in the website. Now you dont know whos a robot or not, whos a fucked up nazi racist or thirsty white beta thats on the website looking for sex from 15 year olds.
>>29123374
Do you think r9k is full of middle aged men or something?
>>29123475
No, but to a 17 year old girl, 20+ men are clearly much older.
>>29123469
We all have prefrences anon, dont try and avoid the topic at hand but judging how someone looks.
>>29123325
kek, this is like these "remember when /b/ used to be good" comments.
>>29123426
even if all 100 people made an account, and all actually keep using it, it's still a very small percentage, seeing how like 1000 new people sign up each day
>>29123521
Oh fuck off, you cant compare a website with profiles and pictures and names, ages, dates, to be compared to anonymous shithole like /b/. Its not the same, and not a good comparison
>>29123547
It's the fucking sandniggers I tell you.
>>29123551
There's a 100 fucking unique posters everyday, chances are the number of robots there barely even breaches half a thousand.
>>29123547
erm, make that 2000 new people each day
>>29123475
not that guy, but i'd say its 50-50
Half 30 year old wizards, Half 17 year old drama queens merely pretending they are wizards.
>>29123577
wouldn't Wizards just migrate to Wizchan? I don't wanna say anything bad about them since they're already pretty sad.
And thread #20 is the thread that Autism Pals collapses into itself with hate all of a sudden.
>>29123577
I can assure you that 90% of this website is between 17 and 24
>>29123521
well, I got a g/f and fiance out of it.
One who is a nice traditionalist girl that actually likes me, and isn't plagued by sociopathy, narcissism, or other modern conditions.
I'd call that good.
Now when I log in I see every girl is straight from tumblr or kpop generals, and their pages are full of comments by beta orbiters/arabs. So yeah, I'd say the site really went down hill.
>>29123631
you mean one or two "oldfag interpal users" start bitching because of nostalgia goggles.
>>29123426
by stash of QTs I just mean contacts. Of course they're all humans except for Thais. I still talk to girls I met from there on Whatsapp, Line, etc who I met a year ago.
Either way I don't think autisic robots are the problem. About two thirds of the male users are above 25 and two thirds of the female users are below 25 so when they're talking about creeps they just mean the older guys who are trying their luck
sorry if you're having a bad time on interpals but it's not because some autists have been running scripts
>>29123634
of the website? sure
of /r9k/? no way, unless you're a total newfag.
Just wait for some of those wizards threads to pop up, lots of guys will admit they are 28+ year old virgins.
>Looking at young QTs since I am also a young but not underage b& robot
>Look at photos
>See comments
>Pictures of niggers and sandniggers saying "Young girls sure do look cute"
>"You're very hot"
>"sexy"
And I've seen this comments on fucking 16 years olds
>>29123694
>it's a Marktall episode
>>29123694
>the girls don't block comments/messages from older guys
well that tells you all you need to know about her, she invites that attention and doesn't filter it.
16 year olds can be sluts/attention whores too, anon.
>tfw got flirted with a "17 year old" who later revealed she was actually only 14.
>I was 23 at the time.
I messaged my first QT, now what. Is it just me or is there an alarming amount of girls who's really into KPop, didn't knew that it was also like that in the West.
>be british
>german girl comes crying to me about #brexit
>starts reposting all the redpilled stats that another guy explained to her
>she's asking me if we really think this way about her country
>which one of you gave Mara he old what for?
>>29124762
LMAO
I did this, but unfortunately not with Mara. My German is fully behind me voting for brexit now though.
I'm feeling it anons, I replied to a 4/10 and it does wonders for your ego when you're not the one who's desperately trying to keep the conversation going.
>>29117870
You can use whatsapp in-browser.
Alright, I'd like some HELP, (I'm desperate). I signed up at Interpals just yesterday, hoping to get to speak to someone, and I found a qt I could talk to, how the fuck do I start? Do you first send a friend request or a message? Any general tips?
Pls no hate.
>>29121360
Use literally any excuse you can think of to call her cute/sexy for a while and then ask her to send pictures (normal ones). Then, exchange pictures with her for a while and say something about how she's making you want to see more. It also helps if you slowly make your pictures more revealing (as long as you're relatively /fit/). She might protest at first or give you a monkey covering his eyes emoji and say she's embarassed, but it'll work eventually if she wants to please you. Biggest thing is just making her like you
>>29125469
No one sends a friend request.
You should start the conversations by asking something that you have in common
>left interpals for a few months because of exams
>finally come back
>threads have migrated from /int/ to here
>got a couple of unread messages that I replied to
>get reply back just now
>russian qt I talked with a lot said that she missed me
Made my day much better desu lads
>>29125617
She doesn't mention shit on her profile, except for that:
I'm not gonna say anything here about me, if you want to get to know me send me a message!
Any ideas? How to send a message that has hopes of being replied back?
>>29125732
You can literally call her cute and get away with it. Especially if they dont speak english well
>>29125732just b.e. entirely yourself
>>29126029
Actually we both speak the same language, so acting like I didn't know that will pretty much make me look stupid. If she didn't it would be much easier.
This is too unreal for me. I'm being catfished, right? It's some robot making fun of me.
Is there any logical reason for why the person I was talking to just suddenly stops messaging me? I don't think I was even letting my autism show that much.
>>29126602
They died in all likelihood.
>>29126129
Anyone with any idea on how to start? Please?
>>29126614
So is it just the FBI coming on for evidence every day then?
>>29126521
Is she German?
>tfw missed out on interpals in it's prime
WHY.
also knowing the site has had chads from /int/ and semi-chads and "robots" from /r9k/ the past few years make it worse
>>29126704
No,she's Russian
I didn't know they were so thirsty.
I basically didn't do anything and she just came onto me like that. I'm just playing along now. Hopefully will get nudes.
>>29126730
How does one semi-chad?
Does that include anyone who's not hideous and has a life outside /r9k/?
>>29126759
my Russian QT just explained to me why they don't generally do nudes. They think their government reads all their messages and it will affect their chances of getting a good job in future
good luck though
>>29120979
>>29120979
>Thinks anyone can see private conversations
>Being this paranoid and mentally unstable
>Calls others retarded
Lmao at your virgin delusion
Kill yourself you waste of oxygen
>>29126804
Even if we share them through whatsapp?
>>29126861
yeah i'm on whatsapp too and told her they're encrypted messages but i guess its' reasonable. Even if there's only a 1% chance that showing a western pig your nipples harmed your career, it's still not worth it. My QT is a law student yet, i'm sure if you have a peasant girl she won't mind
How do I reinitiate conversation with my qt after she reads my message but doesn't say anything? I'm desperate
>Ukraine qt wants to Skype with me immediately after 2 messages
>I'm a scared NEET
Wat do
How to start a conv when she just states:
If you want to get to know me send me a message!
Help.
>>29126958
Drop her she's probably doing this with every guy. 2 messages is absolutely nothing
>>29126944
>>29126944
You don't, seriously pal
There are way more women than men on the planet and online dating is purely a numbers game because more men than women sign up there and the bottom 80% of all women think they deserve the top 10% of all available men.
It's unfortunate but their female delusion really fucks up the ratio on the market for all of us, resulting in tons of omegalords and beta orbiters for these gold-digging self-absorbed entitled whores perpetuating their meaningless lifestyle
>>29126940
fucking putin, cucking me out of my nudes
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29127006
I know but the problem is that she told me she's moving pretty close to where I live for like a year starting in August. Just seems like an opportunity that's too good to give up on...
High quality tier:
>Eastern europeans
>Northern europeans
>central europeans
>irish chicks
Mid tier:
>White northern americans
>White southern americans
>The french
>koreans
Low tier
>southeast asians
>mongols
>greeks
>albanians
Absolutely disgusting tier
>niggers
>injuns
>pakis/dunecoons
>abbo """"women""""
>tfw a super innocent and conservative qt's barriers finally go down and you start flirting with each other incessantly
The most wonderful feel.
>>29123426
Go suck a dick m8. If it wasn't r9k, it would just be a natural influx of men from anywhere.
And most of us don't treat the girls as "things" and are just having some nice conversations and making friends, and probably are better intentioned than the normalfags on /int/ (who have been doing this for YEARS)
Most of the creepy shit is from middle eastern guys who dgaf.
>>29123474
>a cespool of degenerate whites, blacks, ect and theyre all in the website
lel muh degenerates. /r9k/ is 90% regular slightly lonely young guys, who will get their shit together over time
>>29127248
>>irish chicks
are there many? thinking about going on this website but not feeling near confident or autistic enough
shit rankings desu
kill yourself desu
>>29127248
What is your flag?
Original comment
>>29127271
fuck my qt is super flirty but refuses to do any sexual shit because she thinks "i'll think of her as a slut''
I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't know how to proceed after this without spending months gaining her trust just to see some shitty nudes.
>>29126958
Doesn't sound very quality but you should do it just for the practice and then drop her. (unless she's actually cool)
>qt says goodnight and ask me if I have whatsapp
>say I don't, when I actually do have it
I hope I made the right choice. I don't even like her that much and I don't want to give my number to some crazy bitch who'll probably send me shit 24/7 and bombard me with messages
>>29126759
what does her name begin with?
i think i'm being cat fished by a russian too
>>29127193
Say "Please respond"
>>29127415
I'm with you my dude, I've been talking to this qt for 2-3 weeks but shit has escalated immensely just in the last couple of days. Once the barrier goes down you're allowed to push hard. We went from never talking about anything lewd whatsoever to constant flirting and exchanging pics of body parts in about 24 hours. Nudes are only a matter of time. You can do it.
I personally don't even care about nudes but it's nice to feel wanted and intimate with a girl.
4 years i'm into that website and I can say it's everything but "open minded" as several label themselves there.
Calculate that a girl there,specially if cute, has everyday an invasion in her profile of horny guys that think only to do some cybersex on Skype etc etc...
If you start with "Hi,how are u?" you going nowhere.
If you start with a compliment as "cutie" and such stuff, you going nowhere.
I'm pretty successful between girls but because I don't search them, I have a profile picture and a profile not so ordinary and I act as somebody that doesn't care of flirting and such stuffs.
But it depend a lot also your provenience and which countries the girl is looking for.
A successful way to start a conversation usually it's to write a long message, a bit creative too and probably you will get her attention.
>>29127659
God speed you autistic faggot.
The hammer only beats us into a stronger alloy.
>>29127248
well memed my friend but i disagree
Waifu Tier
>Kazakh
>German
>Norwegian
>Danish
>That one Lichtenstein chick
>Belarussian
>Georgian
>Syrian
Ok to talk to Tier
>Mexican
>Spanish
>Italian
>Mongolian
>Panamanian
>North African
>Nepalese
>Peasant Chinese
>Russian
>Indonesian
>Peruvian
Easy Nudes Tier
>Singapore
>Filipino
>Polish
>Indian
>Canadian
>Taiwanese (part of China)
>Turkish
>British
Boring Tier
>Korean
>Japanese
>Paraguayan
>Hungarian
>Croatian
>City Chinese
>Vietnamese
Block Tier
>American
>Thai
>Nicaraguan
>Australian
>South African
>>29127659
WE'RE WITH YOU SENPAI
ROBOT UPRISING WHEN
WE HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST THE JANITOR FASCIST NORMIES
>>29127333
Speaking as an Irish lad, if you can't handle the bantz, don't talk to Irish girls.
>>29127713
>Waifu Tier
>Kazakh
TELL ME HER NAME YOU FUCK
YOU WON'T TOUCH MY PERFECT KAZAKH QT
NEVER
I'D SLIT BOTH OUR WRISTS BEFORE YOU CAN PUT YOUR FINGER ON HER
>>29127780
just had a look pal
they're all foreigners or slags, their descriptions provoke exactly 0 interest across the board
what's the appeal of this website? seems like another tool for orbiters to orbit women given the clear disparity in numbers between the two that you see most everywhere on the internet
ah well
>>29127863
The appeal is that so many of these girls orbit back.
need advice
I'm learning Spanish for access to qts in Spain and Latin America, but I want to add another language
What do you think it should be? Portuguese? French? German? Russian seems a decent option but very difficult, and the Asian languages just aren't worth it
>>29108982
Like this for example, I've sort of realized that this was the best way to start a normal chat but sometime the English is so bad you can't even teach them in the first place.
>>29128085
With portuguese you can understand Spanish, Italian and a little bit French.
>>29117794
>too autistic for autism pals
>>29128085
Russian pal, far more matches, and if you're lucky you'll be chatting with a russian qt.
need advice as well.
how to start talking to a qt? what should i write as a first message? she doesn't mention anything in her profile.
>>29128176
I dunno if I can be bothered, it just looks too hard and Russian girls don't send nudes
>>29128255
just something short and sweet like 'you look cute'
if she is interested she will message back, if not, just move on
What does it mean if she just randomly stops messaging me? I thought we were having a good time
>>29128559
wait a day or two, then message her asking what's up, if she doesn't answer she dropped you so move on
>>29128575
Easier said than done....,...
How is this not original
>>29128342
We're speaking the same language (it's not English), idk, she lives in a nearby area, she's in my league, I could get something off this one, and I really don't want to screw up.
Wouldn't a bigger message be more compelling or something or is it pathetic as fuck? Should I include anything else? She says to message her if anyone wants to learn more about her and all that bs.
>>29128686
maybe you could mention that you live close to her, introduce yourself
>>29121281
>>29121321
Oh yes good point. I've updated the Pastebin to reflect this.
>random girl just adds me to friends without sending a message
why? what do I do in this situation?
>>29122375
Tell us then.
notriskingmute
>>29128807
message her like i'm glad we're friends. or something.
>>29128893
Do foreigners not notice how autistic stuff like this is?
>>29128744
Sorry for being an autist, but can you elaborate?
According to what you say, I was thinking about something like this:
Hey, I'm anon, want to chat or something? I'm looking for a penpal that speaks the same language as I do, because I am bored of trying to understand broken english.
Would it be good? I won't write it in English of course, but it will be similar to this. Is it too friendly? I don't want to be considered as a looser who is just trying to talk to a girl (i.e. hide the truth).
>>29125639
Message to Janny: these are the kind of good experiences that you are actively trying to sabotage. Shame on you.
>>29129009
woah it's experiences like that which are directly contradictory to the 'not feeling great frog' theme that this board is trying to preserve even though 90% of people on here are role-playing normies
>>29128917
Yeah, they don't. That's why we're all here.
It's equally autistic for her to just add somebody and not talk to them. He could literally message her anything.
welp, I sent two messages to two different qta and I got jackshit and pity hellos from 5/10a. It was a ride lads but it was a disappointing one. Clearly I'm not as attractive or interesting as you guys so I'll just wallow in self pity here. I wasn't expecting much and that is what I got it was an experience and something that I'll remember when I do think about it.
>>29129259
woah i wouldn't want to talk to your negative ass either
>take a decent photo, slap a monochrome filter on it if necessary
>fill your profile with some vaguely funny relateable crap
>run the script
if you actually apply yourself and aren't happy with the results then go crying to daddy, not after messaging two qts
>>29129259
>giving up after 2 qts
m8 I only have a 40% response rate
>Mfw Christmas cake China qt messages me back apologizing for falling asleep but she wanted to keep talking.
Now I feel better.
>>29126815
The screencap is of the NOTES section, not private messages. You can't even understand what you're reading. Very pathetic!
r8 my qt. i rate her a 8 out of 10
>>29129846
Jerry Seinfeld with a nice ass/10
>>29129846
my qt > your qt
>>29129382
yeah one of them messaged me while I was typing this and now I'm back.
>>29129907
HEY JERRY
Person keeps viewing my profile every once in a while
Not sure if they're just using the script or if they're stalking me
>>29130513
It could be a bot.
Original comment
Does anyone else start to cringe really hard when you have to use a fuckton of emojis?
>>29130543
Doubt it, bots are have pretty recognizable, generic profiles
>>29130592
I don't use those things.
Mostly because I don't know when I should use them.
>>29130592
I just use them sporadically to emphasise certain things.
I cringe every time I use :P but it can make the difference between a harsh insult and a playful tease.
>>29129846
Nice to know there are still oldfags here
>>29128863
https://youtu.be/fiuCqZuhu4o?t=28s
>>29131223
Yeah, I die a little inside every time I use one but they're pretty much mandatory. It can be difficult to convey tone online with native speakers, but it's almost impossible to do it with girls that aren't without emotes if you want to have any sort of enjoyable conversation. Oh what we do for love.
>no conversations last longer than a day
I'm scared of starting conversations because they're all better than me.
I didn't even finished the 12 grade they already know what they want for their lives.
>>29127713
>tfw only one Kazakh that speaks my mother language
>cute as fuck
>same age as me
>not a weeb
>last online 2 years ago
It's common to find a ugly russian girl?
I'm asking this because I found one without picture.
Is this guy from here?
https://www.interpals.net/TheMayMay
>>29132996
two words alcohol fetal syndrome
>tfw no tight korean pussy to wrap around my dick
This is suffering
>>29133552
That's four words
https://www.interpals.net/EarthAphrodite
Would you?
>>29133711
Now I'm scared it's going to message me after viewing the profile. What did you get me into anon >_<
>>29133330
my fucking sides
>>29133711
fuck yeah
>>29133738
But she's cute, how can't you like her?
>>29133796
Don't make me imply it
>>29133796
She even has bubs somehow
>>29133796is the penis still intact?
>>29133812
Serious question,is it gay to like a girl that used to have a penis? I mean, it's not that she has it now.
I'm implying she operated herself
>>29133863yes that's what makes the ladyboy a magical being
>>29133870
There isn't a real answer. Some people have legit arguments that it's not gay, some have legit arguments that it's gay. In the end who gives a shit what it's labelled as. If it makes your dick hard and you want to fuck it, just be happy and don't worry what others think.
>>29133330
The meme queen.
>not talking sexual to qt's
>still stroking penis while messaging
Which one of you retards creeped out Singapore my friend so bad that she quit the site
>>29134529
>Which one of you retards creeped out Singapore my friend so bad that she quit the site
>he actually believed her "I got creeped out" excuse
Talking with her on skype right now familam, she's giving me nudes.
Get cucked brah :^)
>>29134563
>he doesn't know i have all her contact info
whatever nigga she was just a friend
post nudes though
>>29134614
>whatever nigga she was just a friend
>
>post nudes thoughI was just shitposting to remind you not to trust womenI don't even use the site
>>29133564
Go to Korea, my friend.
>>29133796
>>29133711
I gave it a message. You can't stop me.
>>29134718
seriously all these autists are chasing qts off the site
maybe these threads should be banned
I just want a lonely qt, is that too much to ask?
>>29135774
I think I got a Venezuelan one. Her face is kinda unfortunate but tits and ass are on point. She writes nice messages so I tolerate it.
>>29135774
my tip is just mass message everyday couple times a day. eventually you will procure a prepayment loyal qt or 2
Jesus, these thais are boring as fuck, not even worth holding out for nudes
>>29136454
I had a few that were pretty good about making jokes all the time but yeah. Definitely not worth it. Not even that cute either.
it worked, I found a qt and she likes me.
>>29138019
h-how?comment original
>>29138471
You ever seen avatar? The QT will choose you. Just don't be picky.
so this threads is full of lbh trying get foreigners?
>Christmas cake qt keeps calling me a nice boy and very sweet and shit like that.
>Keeps talking about how she really wants to see me, its her dream.
>Says something about hoping that I can find a nice girlfriend but at the same time, mentions that if I do get a girlfriend, I won't have time to talk to her.
>Mfw
I hate mixed messages like this.
What did she mean by this?!
>>29140701
>I hate mixed messages like this.
>What did she mean by this?!
She probably thinks she's not good enough for you / too old for you / that you wouldn't want her. If you like her try flirting a tiny bit, but do it in a sort of innocent way. A small 'pure' compliment rather than something crude like "Your tits look great".
Additionally, make it clear that you really mean what your compliment when she likely tries to brush it off as "Oh he's just being sweet". Go for it famyggdala
>>29123325
DELETE THISORIGINAL POST
is anyone else having trouble logging in to this website?
I put in my email and password but nothing happens it just redirects me to the main page
>start getting extremely intimate with pure waifu material main qt
>she has never been as close to anyone in her life as she is to me
>she still doesn't know that I'm shorter than her
Just end my miserable existence already.
>>29141287
It's working fine for me.
Try restarting you browser and deleting cookies, etc.
>>29141331
just did that still getting redirected to main page with nothing
which is weird because I can login from my phone just fine
oh well, wasn't expecting anything big from this website anyways
>>29141322
don't end your miserable existence until after you obtain and share the nudes senpai
>>29141322
When will you learn?noblocktoday
somebody in these threads must have had a go at this slattern. before i invest any time into her, what is she like
>she doesn't send you a reply
>few hours pass i log off
>always keeps saying sorry and so sorry for not replying or replying hours late even though my message was like 2000 words long
why do they think you expect a reply within seconds?
>>29141549
I second this, would try it. But i know i have no chance.
>>29141549
>Mfw comments on this picture.
>>29141577
they don't
women just like saying sorry a lot for whatever reason
>>29141549
She shouldn't stay in that pose for too long or she might get chopped up into dog hot pot
seriously what's up with these creepy africans? should i just block them?
>>29141696
>not taking a few minutes to chill out with some african bros after an intense evening of QT messaging
>>29141649
oh i thought maybe she cared about me
>>29141797
oh actually you're probably right
>>29140892
Shit, you're probably right. I never end up making it clear that I say what I mean, But i can tell she wants me. I believe you about the whole too old for me thing though.(6 year difference).
>>29117614
I hope you realize it's a catfish. The girl in the picture has a tumblr with nudes on it and she's Canadian I think.
>tfw messages are so long they are incredibly tiring
They can't see your list of recently viewed on your profile, r-right?
I don't want anybody to see me ogling qts.
>>29141954
Nope, view all the bitches you like!
/unique_soul1
>>29142021
>all those normies telling him he has a nice smile
I fucking hate these people, especially the women. You just know none of them give a shit about him, and are just complimenting him out of pity and to feel good about themselves.
None of those women would give him the time of day in real life.
Feelsgoodman, can't believe people want to purge this thread. I've never been this confident in my life thanks to OP.
>>29126990
I use "Hey what obbies do you have"
It seems too direct to native speakers but you can be more direct with people who don't know as much english.
>>29143059
shit, bruh. how many messages did you get?
has interpals been giving you guys the "error when sending message" popup? it's been happening to me for 3 days now, i have to go through at least 5 times before my message actualyl sends
>>29143203
It just started giving me the error message today, goddamn is it annoying.
>>29117835
There was this one photo guide that was going around that I can't find right now. I used it to help me take my profile picture and I went from zero views and messages to about a dozen a day. Also fill out your profile. Don't forget to read this thread for pro qt hunting tips and practice it on qts you run into.
>>29117835
>tfw have so many qts you neglect some of purpose
White privilege has revealed itself to me and I am not giving it up.
>>29143761
Motherfucker, I'm a white guy and I haven't had that kind of success.
I must be ugly as fuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwbGijhc4Ok
LIFE CHANGING
Damn I love his humor
>>29143761
did you get her on interpals or?
>>29143815
oh shit posted in wrong thread
>tfw your qt asks to listen to your music
I'm nervous, lads.
>>29143195
167, but like 50 were "Hi, thanks for visiting my profile"
>called myself a dumb cunt as a joke for a fuck up i did
>qt: yes you are
>>29143924
167 messages?!
shit what's your profile like
i got 800 views yesterday but only about 40 messages
i'm not ugly either but my profiles extremely minimal, think that might be what's holding me back
>>29143987
I expanded a lot on what I'm studying, what my job entails, spoke a lot about hobbies and interests basically it's quite a read. In al honesty, most messages I got were either "hi, thanks for visiting my profile" with an added 50% of asian thirst/money fetishism and just asian whores thinking I'm stupid. I included I study law and have a picture of me in my uncles Lambo (I'm a poorfag posing) I think those explain why I got a higher message ratio. Still feelsgoodman.
>>29144083
nice one m8
how the fuck are you robot though, wtf
>>29144083
>I study law and have a picture of me in my uncles Lambo
Yeah, that might have something to do with it
>>29144083
>has a family member with a fucking Lambo
>i'm a poorfag, tehee :^)
kill yourself normie
>>29143761
HelloTalk?
Dude, Im not white and I get Chinese girls messaging me a lot. Lol i do better on here than IP
>>29144194
hey
dont bully my friend
ok?
>>29144224
It's pretty damn easy yeah. I posted one status saying I was new and got over 80 messages from it.
>>29144363
Haha, same for me. Just be a native English speaker and all the girls ride you.(And ignore all the dudes on purpose lol) What country did you go for?
>>29144363
>>29144532
so do you guys just use the app on your phones then?
>>29144560
Phone or tablet, theres no actual website.
Hmm should I go for chinese, jap or korean on hellotalk? also do I actually need to know *anything* of the language in question?
>>29144719
Hmm, the choice is yours. Im not really sure which you should go for.
But it does help to know at least a little bit. But most of them are learning English so they like to practice to a native. Just be prepared for some bad but not horrible english.
Refer to my post from earlier for a little extra help.
>>29105836
Haven't heard from my rural Canadian qt for about a week. Getting a wee bit worried that something happened to her.
>>29144895
What letter does her nick start with?
>>29145006
Z
I got a Skype message from her last week that I only saw now because I've had no time to get on a computer because exams and shit.
>>29145006
S
origalio
>>29129846
I bet she has weird pink nipples.
I think things are coming to an end with my qt
>trying to move on from my oneitis I really want to talk to again but can't
>see this thread, give it a shot
>find her profile instead
>it has a really cute picture
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS THREAD
I'm going to fucking die alone ;_;
>>29144532
China how about you
>>29144246
no fuck you faggot you dont belong here. fucking failed normie trash
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29146115
i really like this webm
mind if i save it?
>>29146155
if you arent that guy go for it.
who here else /cant be bothered replying anymore/
>>29146192
That used to be me a few months ago. I eventually just stopped going to the site. Only recently came back.
>>29144133
>Be robot 4 years ago
>See thread, thread enables me to get it together
>Path is long but I want a real waifu
>Miraculously find a cute waifu
>Waifu enables me to go back to school
>follow classes in night school
>befriend the chads and staceys
>chad gets me a job at his dads place, life is good. money, productive, waifu is happy, i think i made it
>I get my degree and transfer to university (am euro)
>study law and pass first year
>parents are proud feelsgoodman
>waifu goes cold
>waifu cheats
>waifu dumps me
>become depressed, low self esteem, crippling anxiety.
>chad tells me all women are whores, better get used to it.
>chad tells me not to throw it all away over women
>crippled self esteem never fully healed, but interpals is helping me
>>29146192
yeah i was on the brink of losing interest and now that my messages fail to send 50% of the time it pushed me over the edge
still ran the script about 15 minutes ago for some reason though
>>29146493
>See thread, thread enables me to get it together
this thread?
new thread when niggas
>QT attempts to steer the conversation away from sex for the second time today
>>29144156
you can be poor and have rich relatives. It's not like they're obligated to give you crap. Last christmas my rich uncle gave me a face towel that has a logo of their water station.
>>29146735
It was a thread of a robot, explaining us all his hardships and how he contemplated suicide. I talked to him for a while, and realized my issues were mostly inside of my head and not actual issues that prevented me from leaving the house/doing anythinbg with my life. I still thank that robot every single week, i hope he's doing well. But yeah, once my romantic life collapsed I came back to the board, found about interpals, started talking to the qt's and it's been doing wonders.
>>29146662
>still ran the script about 15 minutes ago for some reason though
you want a QT but you dont want to put in the graft to get her
i know that feel.
>>29146057
Same, I went for China. Honestly, I actually wanted to use it for its intended purpose because I had heard about it. I actually wanted to brush up my Mandarin a bit. But then things just kinda happened....
Currently have about 8 wechat accounts from there, with a Christmas cake qt basically eating from the palm of my hand.
>Mfw we kinda got feelings for eachother.
>>29143967
She's a keeper anon.29143967
>>29147297
man, i'm in a similar situation to what you were
could maybe return the favour and help me?
even just a little would be greatly appreciated
my life is JUST tier right now unfortunately
>>29126958
>skype with Ukrainian qt
>mentions ex-husband
>her fucking 2 kids in the background
should have listened and fucking dropped her immediately
>>29148407
don't sweat it bro, just use her for nudes
>>29147649
Sure, give me a way to contact you.
>>29148761
sending you an email, you can delete your info.
Has anyone attempted just reveal their autism and how are the results? How do you go about revealing autism online without being a douche nozzle?
I just feel so bland and boring.
Are there chicks that actually like geeky autists?
Are there chicks out there that would just like to talk about art?
To be honest I am a cyborg for the most part but I have one problem:
I have pretty much no interaction with women whatsoever. Except for the times when somehow chicks fall for me but I am far too autistic to hold an actual conversation with them or be even remotely even capable of feeling love for a girl.
I have absolutely no clue how to write a fucking profile that encourages conversation or rather more importantly a profile that doesn't cause instant convulsions.
I'm too autistic for this shit but I feel a need to try anyway. Can't do it without you guys though.
>>29149861
I have multiple qts on skype vying for my attention after I spilled my autism to them. Of course, there were many more back on interpals who didn't respond so well but you just have to work your way through them to find the gems. Just open yourself up and the ones that like you for who you are will stick with you. There's nothing better than having a qt who you can feel free to reveal your autism to knowing that she is yours no matter what.
Nearly three weeks talking to qt and am still terrified every time before I open a message.
Constant retarded self doubt. Did I say stupid shit the last message? Will she hate me know? Will she say something sarcastic and hurtful and drop me?
Does this bullshit insecurity never end??
>>29150566
No, friend. It only gets worse.
I traded pics with a super innocent qt who felt very bad about revealing herself and now she hasn't messaged me all day. I feel dirty as fuck. I don't even care about nudes, I just want to be loved.
AND SHE JUST FUCKING MESSAGED ME WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS AND ALL IS SAVED THANK YOU GOD LONG LIVE INTERPALS AND ITS QTS
>>29150781
>No, friend. It only gets worse.
that's bad man. How the fuck can I cope with this stress forever. I mean, it's worth it when you read the message and it's nice. But it's such a rollercoaster.
godspeed m8
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