Why am I so attracted to broken girls? I want to fix them. But I know they're no good.
Cause you know a well adjusted girl could never love you
>>29216921
Because you are also broken. You think that if you see another equally broken person then you can build each other up and in doing so form a deep connection.
>>29216945
Possibly.
>>29216957
I'm rather boring and no where near broken as these girls. But I just want to fix them.
Did /r9k/ watch The Witch? It was one of the best horror movies I've ever seen, almost as good as The Babadook and Alien (1979). Great atmospheric horror, much better than the teen slasher garbage that kreps coming out.
It's retarded feminist propaganda. Herp derp traditional family is bad, herp derp we must smash the patriarchy, herp derp your father is shit, herp derp male sexuality is terrible, herp derp motherhood is futile, herp derp let's just fuck goats, herp derp there's a nice SJW coven to accept you.
>>29216952
Are you a retard? The moive was about how being forced into a strict religious life can drive you to evil, not feminism you fuckhead. I assume you're one of te faggots who say the same shit about Mad Max: Fury Road.
>>29216863
Ja I saw it. Pretty good but it's not the typical horror film. Loved the ending. A big fuck you to christianity.
Does /r9k/ have friends?
I have one and I met him through 4chan.
>>29216873
No RL mates?
>>29216899
Not since I was in my mid-teens and even then they weren't proper mates. Very rarely saw them outside of school.
How does /r9k/ feel about this here webm?
>>29216843
Didnt even flinch.
>>29216843
I wish I was a good looking feminine tranny prostitute like her.
I bet she dicks a lot of gay Chads.
>>29216904
you mean straight Chads. it's not gay to get dicked by a hot girl.
Scenario:
You're sex-deprived. A virgin (still). Surprisingly, you have one good friend who, too, knows you need it badly. He offers you a shortcut to the physical sensation of what it would be like to fuck a girl (pic related). He douched out his hole so that not even a microscope can detect traces of feces inside. He throws his legs back, exposing his asshole to you, and says "hey bro, I know you are dying for sex. friends help friends. I'll let you fuck me"
Question:
Do you accept his offer? If not, why? Wouldn't he be providing to you...
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>>29216772
na that would be gay bro
>>29216800
But your balls wouldn't be touching.
Would I? no.
Why?
1. im heterosexual so no attraction whatsoever. Is this social conditioning? Maybe. If it is its too late to change.
2. I'm actually not horny enough to go out of my way for sex. You can alwys wank it if it is too serious but honestly sex is bot the center of my existence
3. Too high risk of making things weird between us as friends
4. Anal is not my cup of tea. Maybe try it a t some time but so far no intention to do so soon.
5. Am one of those "I'd rather have no sex than sex withouth feeling" fags
sup /r9k/, what do you think of him?
>>29216741
Looks nice. I want a chinchilla but hear they need lots of attention or else they get sad. Not ideal since I wagecuck
Did you guys know Chinchillas are endangered in the wild? It's weird, they're easy to breed and petshops are always full of them.
looks like a nigger faggot
what is it?
>be hunter gatherer a couple thousand years BC
>be fit and healthy, because shit food and sitting around all day aren't options
>have no deformities, because otherwise you would not have made it this far
>wake up at about 11:30 AM
>not that you have any concept of hours or minutes
>take your time getting up and leaving your temporary, makeshift shelter
>it's...
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>>29216711
pretty huge survivorship bias you got there anon
>get small cut on your leg
>gets infected
>die in misery after days of shitting blood
>young man
>teeth arent growing in right
>they all just fall out
>die of starvation/malnutrition
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>>29216940
But who wants to live with false teeth or glasses anyway?
I'll give you the infections and broken bones, though.
>>29216940
Pretty much this
After the Neolithic revolution things got better in most areas, especially life expectancy
How do you know if you smell? I shower daily and use an antiperspirant but I feel like I still reek. I cant actually smell it myself naturally but I always assume that I smell like shit.
My clothes and underwear smell fine after a long day, too. I don't know why I think I'm smelly but I kind of get that impression from people around me. It's nothing obvious like comments on a smell or holding their noses or whatever but I dont know.
I'm very paranoid now, about my odor and I'm going crazy. I cant ask anyone.
>>29216663
there's gotta be someone you can ask that wont bullshit you.
>>29216663
>TFW cum in my pants
>TFW smell my underwear after
Smells good.
>>29216932
I cant even ask my family and they would bullshit me. Sorry brobot I'm too socially retarded to ask anyone.
Ladies and gentlemen I'm about to smoke some weed and travel to the 6th dimension.
Godspeed.
>>29216585
DUDE YOU DONT SMOkE WEED?! COME ON MAN JUST TRY ITTT DUDEE
do not forget your parachute, friend
Operation Smoke Eater is now commencing.
Sex feels nice and all but it's not much better than a good fap. Having sex shouldn't be your life goal, robots.
>>29216578
Nice try Chad. I mean I'll never go outside or talk to a girl but I can still pretend there's a chance.
I think they also want the intimacy that comes after like cuddling, talking, and other things that a living-breathing human can offer.
But they deny you all your life goals when they realize the fact of your virginity. A dehumanizing lack of respect is paramount to the virgin/not dichotomy.
Who else has to go to their sibling's graduation this weekend?
>sitting around while rich liberals hand out medals for the victim olympics so that you can watch someone get handed a piece of paper
>going
haha oh wow
>>29216572
Stop being a pathetic crybaby faggot and support your sibling at one of the biggest moments in their lives. Graduation ceremonies are like 2 hours.
Maybe try being less of a self-centered, antagonizing, dick to your family in the future.
>>29216964
>2 hours
Try 5, shitlord
>that feel when we live in a cyberpunk novel
You know its true, robots.
>tfw no gang to cause mayhem with
feels bad man
>>29216543
too bad it's not a very good one
>>29216543
Frame the world today in a cyberpunk way then.
Please take me away from my mundane worldview
I'm going to record every conversation for review and improve myself.
Is it good? Have any of you tried?
>>29216541
Be aware of if you live in a "one party" or "two party" state.
If you are in a "one party" state, go ahead. If you are in a "two party" state, then recording without informing everyone in the area is "wiretapping".
>>29216541
you'll hear how awful you sound from a neutral perspective. it could push you over the edge anon.
tread lightly and record the conversations of others instead.
>>29216637
i wish i could find a site full of recorded natural conversations where no one knows they are being recorded. Like if someone placed a bug in a light fixture over a table in a cafe or something.
hating on a girl because she's popular says a lot about you. Mainly that you're bitter and jealous.
>>29216536
beats being dead
>>29216536
>you're bitter and jealous
I'm not jealous i just like when people get killed and how hissie and pissie there fans get when i say i'm happy that they got rekt
>>29216536
She's dead I'm not.
She is jealous of what I have right now.
Get fucked roastie, normies being BTFO fuels my life.
If you let anyone, even family, use your toilet then you're a cuck.
You're the only one to use your toilet, aren't you anon?
>>29216450
Nah, I share a bathroom with my brother and sister. No toilet-hording going on here.
>>29216450
I live alone, so yes. Shitting with the door open is great
i actually am but only because i pay half the rent and have the master bedroom.