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>ask mommy to take a pic of me for tinder
>have that defeated virgin stare (you all know which one)
It's all over for me, lads.
>>have that defeated virgin stare (you all know which one)
Never heard of this, can you post a pic for example
>>29212564
Just go on any "faces of /r9k/" thread.
>>29212600
>look it up
>they all look completely different
right
How do I deal with the fact the my oneitis is a rape victim? ;(
dump her
original
>>29212503
Don't give a rats arse about it, problem solved.
Do a better job of it than the last guy, then dispose of the evidence.
Soon the Obama administration will make you choose between your autism bux or your guns.
http://www.ammoland.com/2016/06/obama-to-ban-thousands-of-senior-citizens-from-owning-firearms/#axzz4BIU2QUNp
Basically, if you are on social security for reasons of mental health, your second amendment is gone.
How does this make you feel?
>>29212458
good, we should prevent autists from getting guns. Gun store clerks should all be women, and you have to flirt with them successfully to attain a gun
>>29212458
>omg they take away guns from people who are a threat to themselves or others!
...Are you actually retarded, anon? Do you think that the government should let people who have proven that they are dangerous have firearms to do with as they please?
>>29212495
>all mental disorders are always synonymous with being a murderous suicidal psychopath
>cute girl asks to use your laptop
>>29212432
>no you can't, i have tons of porn i dont want you to see
i kind of want this to happen so i can use this line one day, it hasn't yet though
>>29212508
>not just hiding everything personal in truecrypt
>>29212548
>having anything to hide
I'll start:
> skinnylet / wristlet /manlet
> dumb as a fucking rock
> probably suffer from one or more undiagnosed psychiatric diseases
> bite nails all the way to my fingers into bloody messes
> acne at 28 years old
> can't walk for 30 seconds without having to stop to catch my breath or faint
> mediocre at everything I do
> only want to do "easy" stuff and don't bother if it involves any kind of competition
> anger issues
> obnoxious voice and personality in general, would avoid myself if I could
> want to off myself daily but too pussy to do it
> no friends / live with parents / nothing to look forward in life
at least I know why I will never have a gf
No matter what I do my body will never be what I want
What I want isn't what other people want, so when people find me attractive it makes me hate myself even more
>>29212351
Low functioning autism.
I cut myself over a girl and I'm fucking ashamed
I'm looking for a boyfriend that will pretend to be 2d with me.
Please respond anime boys
>>29212347
traps are trash
get out
;w;
>>29213639
I think traps are cute, but so are regular guys.
>Graduated college almost a month ago
>Afraid of applying for jobs and being rejected
>Think I will do poorly on the job because I have no confidence
Does anyone else know this feel?
Same idk even know how to make a CV i have no support i hate my life
>few years of work experience
>several good references from managers
>mastered the basics of working and professionalism
>get a better paid, more technical job
>young grad hired at the same time as me
>he doesn't know anything about work environment
>i don't know anything about technical stuff
>learned the basics of the job after the first month
>coworker still struggling with professionalism
>breaks dress code, on his phone at work
>doesn't follow proper procedures
>gets fired for abusing sick time
>mfw people think their meme degrees matter
>>29212264
Faggot applying for jobs is literally a numbers game. For any job you may try to apply there are other dozens people trying too, you will get rejected often and that's normal. Just apply to two or three jobs every week and if you can appear to be somewhat decent and normal you'll get a job in a couple months. Don't have a long NEET time after graduating because that's gonna fuck up your chances to get hired in the future.
>>29212327
How about you stop making excuses you retarded faggot? Literally look it up on the Internet and do it like one of the examples. Don't try to make it look awesome unless your qualifications are great, probably just make it average but make it look pretty solid.
>mfw I just realised that I have no life at all and I'm probably more pathetic than anybody here
I literally do nothing other than exercise and 4chan browsing. I don't play video games, I don't go outside, I dont talk to people.
I have N O life whatsoever. Atleast some of you guys play video games or maybe have a job. I have absolutely nothing in life.
Fucking hell, anybody else?
I'm like you minus the exercise,fucking normie
>>29212190
Son, I know this sounds cliche and gay as fuck, but for me it all went better.
My life is little more than avoiding society as much as I can. Because I don't belong there. I hate the thought of people asking about my life because there is nothing to say.
>some normie singer dies
>everyone on social media crying and pretending to care
>look up her profile
>see this is one of her recent posts
CHRISTKEK BTFO
>>29212184
Doesn't that make you feel even a little bit sad?
>>29212184
you forgot about the filter didn't you
I'm either glad or don't give a fuck that she died. She brought literally nothing to the table.
>>29212277
Why would I be? Never knew who she was and I'm not gonna be a pussy faggot like you and pretend its such a tragedy to my life.
>you smoke femanon?
wat do?
>>29212166
>no weed is for the ill and degenerates that think abusing sacred plants is funny.
>>29212166
"No, cigs are gross, please leave."
>>29212166
Did you think this guy was some super hot chad when you posted this? He looks like a fucking skeleton, and an alien of some sort at the same time. He's strange as fuck looking.
Do i look like a furry ?
Dont bully me pls
Are you a male or female?
>>29212152
No you look like a pedophile
>>29212152
you look a little like a girl i really wanted to fuck, like you are her brother or something fuck you for reminding me of her, also you look like a huge faggot
Normies will never truly understand what's its like to be bullied and ostracized in school. They think it's just mean words but it's not. It fucks up your entire way of thinking.
You have to over think everything anyone says to see of they're just mocking you. You have to constantly be on guard.
When I was in middle school I dressed very plainly. Other kids made fun of me for that. One day they told me they took pictures of my clothes everyday to prove I wore the same shirts sometimes. Do you know what that does to a kid? To realise you are always watched and always mocked?
Girls were nice to me as a joke. Do you know how much that fucks with your head?
There's no way I can just "get over it" because now it's such an ingrained part of my personality.
Nigger, I WAS the bully in school.
Don't regret it one bit
>>29212138
But you can get over it with the proper guidance. You can learn to let go of what mean kids did and realize you have no control over others actions, you can only search for better relationships. If someone is mean, say fuck it and move on, but if you just assume everyone will be mean because kids were mean, you will gain nothing.
>be ugly as fuck
>bullied at school
>always tall, but never massive
>not particularly strong
>sudden growth at age 12
>be 6'3 at age 13
>put on muscle like whoah
>take no shit from anyone. if someone laughs at me, they're getting a smack
>get in loads of fights but win them all by just grabbing the other kid, putting my leg behind theirs, and pushing them to the ground
>get in one fight with a kid who ain't tall, but was fat as fuck and probably built
>can't push him over
>get him in a headlock, and pull him to the ground
>literally never got into trouble because the other guy would always start shit first, and I never actually did any real harm to anyone
>stopped getting into fights after a year or two as no one fucked with me
>turn 23
>guys are as tall as me, now
>normally more swole than me, too
>can no longer reck everyone
>feel like taking roids so I can feel like a powerhouse again
>mfw short-fuse genetics
I still got scars on my hands, elbows, and knees from those fights. Good memories.
Roommate gives me food.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>rice
What are you a faggot?
>>29212086
Why is it in those plastic bags?
>>29212086
Are you a girl or a feminine faggot?
>"Anon, is everything okay?"
>>29212084
yes of course stop asking that
Yeah, Im just tired. Played videogames all night with my friends.
>>29212084
"No I want to die"
they laugh
I laugh
they say same or something
k
This guy has a solid 8 qt girlfriend. What is your excuse?
your scale is messed up man
>a solid 8 qt girlfriend
>>29212017
>fear of being hurt
>lack of social network
>high standards
>only recently recovered from bipolar disorder
>other priorities as a gf, such as finally finishing a study
