Meet girl
Get gives me sigals that shes interested after 3rd day
Click
Ask her
"Duh"
(Omfg a woman likes me)
Wow my god im on the moon for days
*date her
>everything was going smoothly
Its in the bag everything is great
>post on /r9k/ brag i made it
Announcement to make
>im never coming back to 4chan or this shit filled depression pit
>2 months in relationship
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Commencing standard /r9k/ breakup procedure #1
*Point And Laugh*
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It is your first step to become a chad, the heartbreak, it offers the mental anguish that propels you to change. Now you must alter your behaviour and lifestyle. In order to satisfy her materialistic needs you must become a wagecuck, once you're a proper healthy wagecuck with good habits there shall be countless women to be conquered by thyself and you shall forgot thy torment of yore.
You need to become a recluse for a few years
post dogs and rate others
0/10 for your dog and a preemptive 0/10 for any other dogs posted in your 0/10 thread
>>29208789
die dogfucker
No idea what that is op but this is my wolfhound cross husky. Ex roommate left her at the house and she's mu best friend now
>tfw no qt Hispanic gf to cuddle with
>tfw no Latina butt to bury my face in
My girlfriend is Mexican
>>29209015
Do you ever bury your face in her butt?
My cat is about to die (too young) and I'm grieving already.
>always letting him go out in the yard
>two days ago he tried to jump on our wall from a lump of planks
>somehow he didn't succeed jumping on the wall, and fell on his back whilst striving to cling to it (this is my opinion, I was in the house and didn't see this happening, of course)
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My cat had cancer and we had to put him down last week. I feel for you anon. I can still see him walking around in the corner of my eyes.
>>29208743
How old is your cat?
Mine is 5.
He has had some problems but he is still alive.
>>29208778
Yes, but yours was older than 3 years I guess...
Look at it spin =D
>>29208673
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round round round
>>29208673
Do black trannies even want to date white guys?
All the black trannies I ever seen only dated black guys for some reason.
>>29209773
>Counter starts
>How long can you watch
YTMND was the bomb.
>tfw not high on drugs right now
>tfw high but not sure what to do now
someone entertain me
>tfw go on yet another catastrophic benzodiazepine binge, end up in the psych ward again, and mom throws out my speed, MDMA, and hash oil too because she thought it was heroin (which I am a user of as well)
Now I can't order shit online because she'd notice, I have no real connections where I'm living, and there isn't enough of a dope scene to be able to cold cop.
At least I've still got weed. But if I want to get more, I need to pay retarded local prices (fucking $50+ an eighth)
>>29208828
What's the appeal of benzos? I tried valium but I just got very sleepy, I didn't feel good or anything
Who here recently start lifting?
>tfw lifting couple months now
>Doing SS
>Eating big
>Gaining weight
>Bulk mode enabled
>tfw look like shit and still never left DYEL mode but have to continue eating more and lifting hard so my lifts don't stall
>One day i will make it
Feels semi good man.
You already look better than 90% of the male popualtion.
Trust me i go to the beach quite of ten so i see it with my own eyes.
>can already see chest gap
just give it up and go twink mode
>>29208385
>lifting for two years
>still looking like shit because of shite genetics
>op shows lifting couple months
>better than me
Welp, I guess I hope you for the best, you must have some potential
Lifting should be mandatory for everyone, Im sure it would help lots of robots
SURVEY TIME FUCKERS.
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>>29208365
>Age
22
>Gender
M
>Country
Finland
>Number of people you have had sex with
5-ish
>Age you lost your virginity
18
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/his/ /vg/ /tg/
>Do you smoke?
Yes
>Do you drink?
Yes
>Do...
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>Age
26
>Gender
Male
>Country
Canada
>Number of people you have had sex with
5
>Age you lost your virginity
17
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/r9k/, /vg/
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
Yes
>Do you use drugs?
No
>Job
Graphic Design
>>29208365
SURVEY TIME FUCKERS.
>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Country
USA
>Number of people you have had sex with
6 (4 female, 2 male)
>Age you lost your virginity
19
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/v/, /gif/, /h/
>Do you smoke?
No, I like being healthy
>Do...
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Shold every man be assigned a gf?
No, do you really want to be assigned some ugly hambeast? Odds are that that's what ends up happening to us robots.
>>29208304
yes
>>29208347
just break up with her if its too much trouble
Maybe, but it would only be fair that the fat manchildren got the landwhales
>mom found the cum towel
>>29208303
>tfw unironically have a cum towel
I don't like this meme anymore.
>>29208303
>>29208333
The fuck is that matter with you idiots, ever heard of a toilet?
>>29208303
>not using socks/fapping on the toilet
How do you live
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10
>>29208268
Don't. something, somewhere deep in the guts of my system does not agree with windows 10. A driver that in more then 6 months we haven't been able to pin down is causing utterly random crashes while providing me a bevvy of vague and unhelpful messages.
I want to go back. I was stable on 7
You are basically installing the telescreen from 1984.
>>29208268
DO NOT, HER BODY ISNT WORTH IT ANON
Can any of you robots tell me what the point to life is? I was just put on this world without my consent, and nobody will tell me what the fuck to do with my life. Without direction, I grew up a failure shut-in robot.
Trips decide what im gonna live for.
Help make this world a better place.
>>29208226
pic relaterinho because of muterinho
>>29208270
How? That's pretty fucking vague and doesn't help me any further than all those other fucking normies that don't even want to think about it.
being redpilled has made me a miserable piece of shit who wants to die...
im envious of all those still living in the matrix because ignorance truly is bliss and cypher was right all along
fuck being redpilled
Give us a little more detail, bro.
There is no redpill
Just gnosis
You are peeling through layers of an infinite onion
Leaving behind all attachment to your self and the corporeal world
Behind it all, lies nothing but the cold, dead void of the cosmos, and the eternally sleeping monad
being redpilled is better
bluepilled life wasn't good, it was also shitty. the only bright spot was being naive and thinking the future would bring wondrous technology that would save us all.
now, with being redpilled, I see the future will have many impressive and wondrous technology, but none of it will make life better. it will enslave, monitor, and grant us the chance to work for our overlords forever.
I don't fear that, it is the just reward the bluepilled normies of this world deserve. I only look forward to their suffering now.
it is all that matters.
Hey, who in here wants to play some WoW, Wotlk
I recently started playing on this private server called
Dalaran-WoW, it is a progressive/blizzlike 3.3.5
server with a decent community and i would say 5
bugs in total.
Anyone wanna join?
>>29208205
http://www.dalaran-wow.com/why-dalaran/
Best wotlk server no doubt
Yfw the jews are shutting private wow servers down en masse to deprive us aryan white NEET's of our free entertainment
>Girth is more important anyway!
Why do women think saying this is helpful?
>>29208126
My dick is 6" in girth. Feels good to stretch most pussies out more than theyve ever been stretched before...jk, I marrier my first gf, so I will ever know one pussy.
>>29208126
To make us feel even worse.
Why else?
6.5x5 pencil dick here, whatever
>>29208193
6.2x5.6.
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