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Hey there femanon, you on your period? You gonna cry? Aww there there kiddo, stuff your face with some chocolate. What's that? Cramps really hurt and your pooping blood....no...no I can't relate to that, I'm male-masterrace"
post yfw you'll never have a period in your life, mfw
Yeeehaww
Y'all lucky. Apparently the closest a man can get to experiencing cramps is a kidney stone. Like having a kidney stone once a month for 30~ years.
>not popping Ibuprofen pills all day
Completely gets rid of my cramps. Period poops are also quite satisfying.
Have an attractive drawing of a man for your troubles.
I have decided to kill myself by heroin overdose. How do I make sure I actually die?
>>29212959
Take alot
go where no one will find you for months
very deep in a desert or woods or whatever
no supplies to get back
Just dont do it: there are future happy days, they are just impossible to see.
Who /losing it/ here?Originalfaggots
>>29212898
slowly but surely
two more months at this place ima be on the news if i dont get out
>mfw
>>29213765
Thisis the natural course of things
Why do these dumb cunts that communism is the best political system. It's fucking stupid and communism could never work in regularly society. What are these dumb whores thinking?
>>29212877
SJW's are anti communist retard. They love capitalism and McDonalds and everything. They just want the corporations to cater to them rather than rich white males
>>29212895
Have you ever been on the SJW filled "/r/me_irl" (inb4 reddit) or anywhere on reddit. They're love communism and go on tumblr there's a bunch of dumb bitches saying "down with capitalism" because many inherently privilege from it or some shit.
>>29212895
>want the corporations to cater to them rather than rich white males
Name one corporation that wont serve a non white male
>tfw no illegal immigrant Chinese gf with smelly feet
imagine sniffing between her sweaty toes
>>29212849
>tfw no qt traumatised Yazidi woman I can care for and help her through her struggles
>>29212849
chinks are ugly, so i dont care about those slopes.
>kissless hugless handholdless friendless 22 year old obese virgin with 50,000$
>still feel superior to everyone else
Who else /godlike/ here?
give me 25K and I'll be ur gf
>>29212925
I wanted to say 50,000$ debt from school
>>29212836
>obese
Who else /bloblike/ here?
Are anime convention parties and orgies a thing? How do I gain access to these things as a skelly asian
may be some useful posts here for you
>>>/cgl/9033543
do you really want to fuck 300 lb unwashed landwhales?
>>29212825
who would want to put their dick anywhere near the uggos at those cons
>want to be a skelly twink
>stuck in skinnyfat mode thanks to shitty genetics
>>29212759
>what is losing weight
Its not that hard dumbass.
>>29212782
except after I lose it, I gain it back within a few months even though I barely eat anything.
>>29212759
>tfw skelly and 6'1 with a decent face but hairy as fuck so can't ever be twink
Okay robots, what's the greatest award you've ever gotten? (Pic related, this ones mine)
>>29212755
Give me your favorite.
>>29212755
I won as most popular boy in 5th gradeeverything went downhill from there
>>29212755
That's actually rad.
>find out chad cousin died today
>have to pretend to act sad to avoid family getting mad but am secretly happy on the inside.
Is it bad that I feel this way, r9k?
Was he a dickhead?
>>29212714
Yes, he was your cousin.
It's fine to not feel remorse, but when you're properly happy about it something's wrong.
>>29212727
he never did anything to me but he was pretty successful and my parents always compared us, which annoyed me.
/r9k/, ex-wagecuck here. I just got fired from my job.
What do I do with all this free time? I have so much liberty. Is this what life is supposed to feel like?
>>29212680
Thisdefinitely is what life is supposed to feel like.
>slaves so used to slavery they dont know what to do with freedom
how do u find money now tho
alright lets get going and test how strong your autism is
Question#1
You are walking to the mall to watch a movies when a girl walking opposite of your direction looks you in the eye, smiles and brushes her hair. You look around, she could only be looking at you. Is she
a) Down to fuck
b) Just having a good day and being polite
c) Testing your courage to ask for your number
d) slightly interested in you subconciously
d) None of the above
post your answer and show your work.
> shit that never happened, and never will happen to me: the thread.
>>29212645
A) brushing hair is the universal sign for down to duck
>>29212645
D. You're an idiot if you think anything else.
I just tried to hang myself and now I have a giant ring around my neck.
How do I keep people from seeing it and sending me to a facility?
Try again maybe?
Just try again bro haha
>>29212589
wear a choker
>for some reason, end up eating with 5 girls at uni
>they start talking about sex
>realise it's a daily-weekly thing for them as I'm still buying toys on the internet
>"And you, Anon?"
>>29212583
>"And you, Anon?"
What did you respond?
>>29212670
I sperged and achieved to change the subject
I'm glad I'm in holiday now, because I know this will be back any day now
>>29212705
I can't even think of something to say in this scenario, sorry Anon. Changing the subject could be the best option but you can bet they suspect something is up.
>When you send your cousin pics of misaka and she asks you if you're a paedophile
Why do normies assume liking cute anime girls makes you a paedophile?
>>29212568
Because its weird that you are sending unknown things to someone and more when its a little child
>>29212568
she's threatened by cute anime girls and more specifically, superior girls who happen to be in anime, so she projects on you her invisible tears in hopes to make you cry them instead
>>29212568
>paedophile
surprised she didn't say pedo, she must like you
also is she implying not all man are paedos?
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