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Is it worse to be hugless, or handholdless? What's supposed to be harder to fix?
holding hands is hard to get used to. you have to be normie or REALLY comfortable with someone to enjoy it.
hugs are much easier to enjoy.
Considering how hugging is a common greeting between men and women you're pretty fucked if you've never even hugged one.
>>29214661
So the real challenge is holding hands?
Who /devilish/ here?
>Have gf in 2014 (Reeee normie)
>She is gardening one day, and drops pruning shears on her face
>Black eye and bruised cheekbone
>We troll people by her saying I beat her for nagging
>at least 19 people threatened to beat me up because of this
>First day of school after this happened
>Everyone gives me evils, but no one attacks me as they said they would
>About 2 weeks later, bruise has almost healed
>Planning to tell people it was a troll the next day
>Walking home
>One of her orbiters pushes me into the road in front of a van
>Luckily I only get minor bruises myself
>He is serving a prison sentence for attempted murder
Oh, me!
>having bad day
>turning right on a red light
>not paying attention
>car in front stops
>rear end car
>guy gets out
>looks a bit autistic and wearing a superman shirt
>starts freaking out
>no damage to car
>tell him to calm down
>He gets as close as he can to my face and just stares me down
>start to smile and get closer to his face
>ask him if he feels tough today
>starts mumbling about his wife and kids in the car
>tell him I wish I was going faster so I could end them
>starts screaming
>his wife gets out of the car
>tell her to get her pathetic husband back to the car before he hurts himself
>she scolds him back to the car
>no damage to cars so I get back on my way
>guy rolls down his window
>tells me there is a special place in hell for me
>laugh and drive away
It felt so good
>>29214529
That's actually /devilish/ as shit.
>>29214529
> Eat Quaker Oats every fucking morning because it's great
> Ain't even a Quaker
> Actually don't much care for Quakers
> Still taking their oats though
What do you do when you feel like shit, robots?
My life is pretty much falling to pieces around my head right now but I have no one to talk to about it. I don't really have close friends and I'm not close with any of my family. What strategies do you have for putting things out of your mind and pretending they don/t exist for a little bit so you don't have to deal with life?
>>29214499
Just suffer through them. I'm 30 and I have literally never had one friend. That plus all of the other awful shit that's happened to me combined with being a KHV. I learned that there is nothing you can do to escape it. If your life is shit you are going to feel like shit. Some may say to go to the gym, or better yourself, or "go outside and meet people" but that isn't an option for people like me.
The good news is that you wont feel really super shitty forever. If you just keep busy with something and try not to have an idle moment you'll find that you werent even thinking about it. But the second you have an idle moment it will come back. Its always there and will never ever leave.
>>29214499
This >>29214583
Running away only prolongs the shitty feeling. Once it tortures you enough you eventually become resistant to them.
I know I did, at some point I just said "whatever" and just carried on.
>>29214583
I've tried this approach but real life bullshit still seeps through. I tried cutting myself off completely and it just made things worse. I have a lot of reading to catch up with at the minute so I'm hoping I can dive into a book and get some respite for a while.
are her boobs big enough?
>>29214476
What boobs?
I don't see any.>wearing something like this when you have no tits
lmao
>>29214476
There are no boobs OP you need glasses
>>29214476
how can I see them behind the book?
just fucked a girl last night.
feels pretty good, you guys should try it someday.
>>29214425
Did she have pic related tier body?
how'd u do it op? I really hope one day ill be able to have sex with a 8/10 or higher. thats the dream
>>29214558
>having sex
>showing naked body
>inserting benis into other person
It makes me feel so anxious and uncomfortable.
kek my female flatmate is crying and raging because her rich boyfriend dumped her.
Apparently they went out for dinner yesterday and she made a huge scene at a restaurant after he insisted on paying and did so when she went to the toilet.
He was supposed to stay for the weekend but he just drove her back and told her their relationship is over.
What should I do? She's crying and drinking with a qt friend in the common room.
best not to get involved senpai
>>29214271
Option A) Get her some comfort food to go with her alcohol so she doesn't get blackout drunk and vomit
Option B) Laugh about it like a retard
>>29214271
tell her if you fuck her her ex bf will get jealous and come back for her.
Wait until her and the qt friend are drunk and fuck both of them
These two days of freedom sure are flying by quickly, wagecuck. Tick tock.
Isn't it a bit too hot to keep carrying that blanket around, NEET boy?
Why the fuck do you keep making these threads?
You're probably a fat fuck unable to get a job because you act like a fucking autist.
>>29214346
Sup, ragie wagie?
Saw this in Tokyo just then.
We cringed IRL.
>>29214228
The term neet originated there.
>>29214228
where to cop?
kinda want this lads
cool shirt t b h
Apparently one of you traveled all the way to Orlando to shoot a grill.
Why?
>>29214217
she deserved it
this is objective troofs
>>29214246
Why did she deserve it?
>>29214265
had a beta orbiter that gave her his life when she was a nobody regular stacy
get famous and cut ties with him
he got strapped and took his life back
circle of life
>last text was sent 2 days ago
>she still hasn't said anything back
what did the text say?
>>29214236
"so what are you up to?"
>>29214295
Well, what was she up to? Sucking dicks?
Does not playing video games make me less of a loser in the eyes of society, even though I am a KV friendless in my mid 20's?
Basically would someone in my situation be seen as more of a pathetic loser if they played video games ONTOP of all that stuff.
>Society even knowing you exist
Ironically, playing games might make you more relatable. At least you can talk about Dark Souls with them instead of having nothing at all in common.
>>29214194
>>29214252
I agree, video games are actually normie tier. Unless we are talking of strategy games, which yours truly does.
>tfw no /pol/ bf
>tfw no traditionalist bf
>tfw no bf to discuss evola with
>tfw no bf to watch theology videos with
>tfw no bf to cuddle with
>tfw no bf to plan the race war with
WHY
>>29214185
You know where you can find a pol boyfriend, don't you?
>>29214215
where
bloxblxolx
>women
>ever having original tastes
>women ever being "individuals"
>ever having a belief that is not expressed to impress a male provider
Are there any third world robots here?
Or are you all first worlders?
>>29214056
future expat here
does that count?
If you post more pics of her the third worlders might be able to find this thread.
I am here to third world this up
pic related
I'm fucking sick of everything harping on about how Brock Turner is the worst scum ever to walk the earth. These people who are casting judgement, do they have any idea what it's like to wake up from drinking and realize you did something awful? This guy is probably in hell from his shame. But they are all acting as if they are pure. If you want revenge on someone, you are not pure, you have hate in your heart as well. He wont be able to get a job, find a place to live, or ever make a new friend, What do they want him to do, kill himself? These people fucking think they are good people but they are not. Anyone who seeks redemption is not too far gone. These cocksuckers are taking us back to a medieval age of shunning and witch hunts.
But I can't say that on Facebook or the mob will turn on me and telle I think rape is OK.
I really hate where my generation is headed.
>>29214015
He may feel like shit, but what he did was still fucked up. Drinking does not completely alter who you are; if you do some fucked up shit while drunk, it reflects what you might want to do while sober.
Bumping with simpsonwave
the worst part is, if the genders had been reversed, those Swedish guys wouldn't have intervened, it wouldn't have been reported, and if the guy tried he'd probably get accused of rape himself
any fembot here Danielle-level of qt and sexy?
>>29213938
Nah I don't think anyone is THAT level of cute. You definitely can't hold us fembots to that standard
>>29213938
who exactly????
pls basedgod
>>29213938
Danielle?
What's her last name?
