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I have really strong feelings for my brother and I reallt want to have sex with him. Can anyone on /r9k/ help me with these issues and maybe share stories how they dealt with these feelings for a sibling
>>29218547
Wear slutty things around him. Start touching him playfully and stuff and "accidentally" backing up into him stuff like that.
Wait for him to get a boner, comment on it. Depending on his reaction either ask him if he wants to be lewd or abandon ship.
Source: Someone who got fucked by her Chad brother TWICE.
If you're a cute girl you should confess to him like in anime. If you're his imouto be clingy and cute, if you're his onee-san be dependable and lewd.
if you're a guy kys
>>29218724
>>29218609
what if we did lewd stuff in the past but I am unsure he remember it?
Who /back acne/ here?
Why does it never go away? I shower every day.
i wake up every day but i can't wake up XDDDDXD
it never goes away because your a dirty fucc. literally bacteria on your skin and blocked pores, CUNT
>>29218528
I have had it since age 12.
I still have it now at age 23. It gradually got worse and worse until the absolute eye of the storm at age 17 - at this point every inch of my back was covered, up the back of my neck, over my shoulders and clavicles, and then another huge patch of deep cystic acne on my chest. It looked like I was wearing a big necklace with a huge medallion. Now my chest has largely cleared up, though I still get lots of the little things that block pores in my chest. My back has cleared up a lot, but is still very bad by normal standards - I would be mortified to go swimming.
I never tried accutane, the health effects didn't seem worth it. I have always been a very effect-conscious person, I don't drink, smoke or try any drugs. I did two desperate stints of antibiotics to no avail. My dad also bought me an over-the-counter acne solution that dissolved in a drink after he took me into a health store and talked to the employees (to my absolute embarrassment), of course the employees sought to get their commission and told him the obvious bullshit "cure" stories of people who bought the product (like they would come back to the store to update them on the progress). Anyway, I begged my dad while in the store not to buy it and fall for their sales and he just said "I can see how much it is affecting you and I will try anything to get you through it". His heart was in the right place, so anyway I was now obliged to take this solution twice-a-day for a month. It gave my gyno and after reading the full instructions that came with it, I realised it was for a product for women. FML.
Showering has nothing to do with acne. Go to the doctor and get a prescription for an antibiotic. There's no point in getting topica treatments because it's on your back so oyu wont be able to apply it correctly.
If that doesn't work, you can ask for isotretinoin (accutane) which is taken orally so you know it will work correctly. There are a lot of side effects to this but if you're serious about clearing that shit up it absolutely works.
>sophomore year in hs
>qt asian with huge fucking breasts looks at me and smiles
>she was like a fucking f cup or something. she wasn't even fat. she had a very nice body
>she's with her stacy friend who's also hot as fuck
>i'm dressed all nice and stuff too for no reason
>say hi, try to not be asperger, leave my bag, and i'm out of there
She left after the first semester and I still regret not doing anything. I would have fucked it up anyways because I'm autistic but I should have at least tried.
>>29218509
Bump.
qdfjhkgdgegwerge
>>29218509
>qt asian with huge fucking breasts looks at me and smiles
just like my mangoes
I think its funny how only guys really think about girls they knew and go , I should have fucked her.
Then I get sad.
What are some difference between Adderall and Focalin. I need to stay focused so I can save Marty from being erased from time.
THeir names are different
Please don't let this 404.
One is an amphetamine, Addy, and the other is a methylphenidate variant (like Ritalin), they have slightly different methods of action. I always felt speedier on Ritalin, so in that respect it may be different.
I know you robots are into escapism , so have any of you tried this ? Could one of you live stream it ?
Not your personal army, faggot.
Ffvf d
>>29218444
>>29218477
Surely some one here has tried it
Also check'd
Lol its an fbi hotline
Can gay men and lesbians be robots? Why or why not?
Nope. Gay men are 100% fucking baggage.
Have you never seen any of the depressed wannabe traps on here? No fucking shit
>>29218466
Why?
origunul c0mm3n+
You heard it here first, Robots. You have a chance now. :^)
>>29218398
I'm not even fucking smart.
Just a failure.
>>29218398
>Dear undergraduate girls, go for the nerdy ones. Trust us.
Because they'll make more money and will be too weak to stand up to you when you leech off of them ;)
>>29218398
Also, this was posted by some cunt I used to molest in HS, she would always talk about how she loved nerdy guys and would get mad at me when I told her she didn't like nerdy guys, she liked Chad with Glasses.@nik11102010
>Roastie loses her job after calling Mexican people retarded and Jews stingy
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2645517-fox-sports-reporter-emily-austen-fired-after-insensitive-comments-about-race
just googled her, she's pretty hot in that master race aryan kind of way
also no person should lose job over such shit
>>29218586
>aryan
So you mean Indian?
>>29218586
She's alright, ig.
Let's get a /comfy/ thread going.
Post /comfy/ pics and music, I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPbAle7tQ7w
Beat by Mr.Troy, french guy. Some other cool songs by him are Water, Outside, Open The Door...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VwEq0Z0v4o
Usually Arty makes shit cheesy dance music but this one is really cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLgUnFI7UjI
who /AbstractComfy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJOH5PImrw
What would happen to you if you didn't have internet?
Probably be happier and a little more bored.
nothing bad i guess, just would be bored, or sitting reading books instead
>>29218203
I'd go somewhere where there was internet.
Had i never gone on the internet, i probably would be having a much better life. It's too late now though.
I know this seems to be a weird question to ask. But since you wee lads are more on the /pol/ spectrum now, I just have to know:
What's the whitest thing you've done?
>found shoes I liked
>bought 2 pairs at once
>paid with credit card
Pretty much my whole life, people tell me I act white. I'm like the mexican version of the lawyer from the Boondocks.
It's awful.
>>29218201
Read this book
>it's a cereal with spoilt milk episode
>>29218162
>tfw I ate Oreos with spoiled milk the other day
Never again
>it's an eggs don't peel well and you end up ruining them episode
>>29218237
>it's a put too much salt on the egg episode
Why do people kill themselves with a gun shot? Wouldn't it be more fun to just jump off a building? That way you get to have fun before you die
maybe because its painless?
>>29218176
If you're feeling enough pain to commit suicide that shouldn't bother you
>>29218176
Does splatting your head on a pavement hurt much? I'm sure you die in an instant.
Who /cicadas/ here?
The noise never ends.
Try tinnitus
>>29218092
Sucks2bU
Cocksucking faggot robot die
>>29218110
you win cause worse than cicadas
>parents never let me go anywhere as a kid
>wonder why I don't go anywhere as an adult
Funny, 99% of people who grow up in house holds like that end up being massive extroverts who can't handle not being outside of the house constantly due to being forced to stay in all the time as a kid/teen/adolescent.
>>29218487
the ones born without autism and have good relationships in school maybe
>>29218039
>parents never let me go anywhere
>wonder why i never visit
i rarely spend time at my apartment and one of my favorite things beside bar hopping is travel. from 18-21 all i did was hang out with people and i would get depressed if i spent too much time alone.
maybe you're just a loser.
