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>tfw when no gf
>tfw when no replies
>>29222419
Here's a (you) my friend, keep it!
>>29221898
that feeIing when no girIfriend
>blacks offended by people saying nigger
>nigger is LITERALLY spawned from people being too lazy to say negro
Go ahead and try saying "negro" in a southern accent at 0.5x speed. Then say it again and leave out the "O".
Knowing this, how the fuck is it offensive? It has no real special meaning ,and if a yurofag says it to you then it's because they are cucked and want to bandwagon.
The only possible way it could rustle you is that if someone says it to you they probably hate you, but if they do then you can't do shit about it. They're evil as far as you're concerned because they oppose your self preservation, so why care?
God damn normalfags are dumb
nigga naga = king.
not a meme
>White people call blacks "niggers" to demean them
>They see nothing with it
>whites still continue to look down and exploit blacks
>Call them out on it and make fun how they ate devils then and now
>"Hey , that's racist! !! :( "
Whites don't know what racism is if it rammed through their genitals
>>29222070
Then maybe you should stop talking to dickheads from /pol/. You're a grown ass man, and can leave ANY confrontation as an adult unless they're kidnapping you
If you don't look like this women will think you're a creep who wants to kidnap them. Is that fair?
>>29221870
anyone else hate the way jeans look?
especially distressed jeans
>>29221870
for thousands of years any man who wasn't a perfect 10 knew the only way to get laid was rape
>>29221870
factory ripped jeans are fucking gay
>talk to a girl for almost a year
>she lives in australia
>me in texas
>this last month or so she has a boyfriend now
>tell her how i feel
>she still wants to be friends
>so i still talk to her
Am i a cuck? I really like this girl. Fuck
Someone kill me b
what state/city in australia
>>29222663
Adaleide...
>people being shot up at concerts, kids in schools getting slaughtered, everyday people just minding their own business hit by stray bullets
>poor getting poorer, rich getting richer
>government has turned into an oligarchy that is ever watchful of its otherwise law-abiding citizens
>everything we buy is cheap crap made somewhere else and we buy it up like its our own blood
>people grab their guns and buy more and more every time something bad happens
>people holding up nobodies who accomplish and contribute nothing good as gods among us
>extremism on the rise globally and in america
>global warming getting worse, weather becoming more extreme
>diseases like ebola and zika are popping up and causing trouble
Are we in the post-apocalypse? Was 9/11 the catalyst for America's apocalyptic turn? Can I just be an outlaw now and ride around on a motorcycle from city to city banging whores and eating garbage while watching civilization turn into a worse version of itself everyday?
The apocalypse was industrialization and globalization and lasted throughout the end of the nineteenth century until about the seventies.
>>29221792
Not yet. I would expect every country in the world to look as shitty as China before the apocalypse hits, minus a few private islands and remote regions.
it's fukin happening while i'm fappening. dont give a fuk cause strapped and mean, a froggykiller meme machine with a masonic ring. in other words a supereme human bean
Well robots, what is your excuse?
Im not rich or successful.
I'm guessing he's fabulously wealthy
I post here.
Whats the difference between Tumblr/meme depression and something like a major depressive disorder or persistent depressive disorder?
>>29221737
tumblr/meme depression is usually just self diagnosing without much thought and research. it's usually women that say they have it just for attention.
my advice would be to start researching major depressive disorder or persistent depressive disorder, and if you find the symptoms listed to correspond with what you're experiencing and if it is making a negative impact on your life I would suggest seeing a psychologist or therapist for a while until they advise you to see a psychiatrist (psychiatrists are the ones that prescribe you medication)
If you cannot afford a therapist or psychologist I would advice trying to look up coping mechanisms or how to help yourself without the use of a therapist and doctor.
I'm very sorry about your situation anon, at least, I guess I'm just assuming you're asking this question since youre curious on whether or not your depression is legit. Sorry if my response isn't too great, I really hope that you can figure out what to do and get better.
>>29222000
Thank you for the response!
I'm actually diagnosed with P.D.D and started some medication recently.
I've just heard of tumblr depression and was just curious what people thought about it. I figured it was some sort of attention whore thing.
>>29222074
That's very good! I'm glad to hear that, also yeah, it's basically just an attention whore thing, but what do you expect from 14 year olds on that site right?
I wish to remind them
>>29221726
this is a nice reminder friend :^)
>>29221726
Mazal tov, Gibbo Dubee :^)
>>29221726
>single digits
You are a fucking failure and should die.
I'm going to shove a carrot up my ass tonight. Trying prostate stimulation.
Any tips?
Yayoi with her hair down is really cute. Is that a tip?
>>29221703
dont use a carrot
>>29221773
Why not? Is it dangerous? What other vegetables should I use?
>sister invites her girlfriends over
>one of her friends keeps flirting with me
>asks me if I have a girlfriend
What do?
Don't fall for the bait
Don't think about falling for the bait
Don't even look like you're thinking about falling for the bait
get da p00si b0ss
Force yourself on her, this is it; you won't get a chance like this ever again.
c-comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY
>>29221685
get out rudeposter
>>29221685
people like this make me wonder why i dont keep some sort of knife or blunt instrument in my car at all times
What kind of experiences have you had with transsexual prostitutes? What advice can you give a first timer?
>>29221656
HIV THEN AIDS
>>29221656
>What kind of experiences have you had with transsexual prostitutes?
>>29221656
enjoy your aids
about 50% of them have it
>what flyover state you live in
>do you want to kill yourself
>south carolina
>yes
pic related: 'go 'za the finest of flyover cuisine
Is Colorado still a flyover state now we have dude weed lmao?
Big solid YES on killing myself though.
South Carolina isn't a flyover state, dumbass.
cu/ck/ pls go
. . . orig
Use Microsoft paint to describe your experience with women
Sounds Iike a fun thread desu
When riding the bus by the college.
Literally cannot quit right now..it's eating my soul working there still...
Since all of us are NEET robot shut in's who spend most of our time online, can we get an internet stories thread going? Your stories can be from online games, forums, anything.
I'll kick it off.
>Be me
>On a forum
>"hey guys, come check out my [music room service]'
(You play songs in a virtual room, i'm sure most of you guys know what it is)
>Meme shitposting room, filled with cringe vids and the occasional anti feminist propaganda. we'll call the owner faggot.
Not that i support feminism.
>hang out in the room for a little bit, queue cringe shit.
>faggot takes a liking to me
>i quickly make my way up to co-owner status
>promote the room around. the forum loves it at this point
>another member, who we'll call frank, makes another room
>chill out, knows me from the other room, instant manager, eventually co-owner.
>edgy faggot comes into franks room
>we'll call him sammy
>starts spamming filthy frank memes
>i tell him to stop
>he keeps going
>i kick him
>he comes back and threatens to dox me
>lol good luck sammy
>banned his ass
>report him to forum mods
>"it's offsite, nothing we can do bruh"
>understood
>faggot returns from his shit
"dude wtf spamming is allowed"
>first I've heard of this
>faggot regularly bans people who insult death grips vaporware or spam without warning
>once banned a highly respected community member because he judged him for skipping every song in the queue to play sadboys
>sammy unbanned and i get demoted to manager
okaylol.jpeg
>sammy threatens to dox me again
>going to ban him, consult faggot
>PMs me saying i need to straighten up or else
>sammy takes my place as co-owner
>movie night
>LONG ass anime movie plays
>halfway through i decide to ditch faggot
>skip the movie
>permabanned from the room
>massive butthurt
>most of the forum hates me
>nofucksgiven.jpeg
>faggot wants to roast me
>sure pal
>roast him over moderation
[cont coming] might be slow, on my phone. let me know if i should continue.
sammy comes into faggot's room*
frank is actually chill.
>so buttblasted he wants me to get on discord so he can record the roast
>lol.
>do it you pussy
>writes a wall of text "exposing" me
>everyone thinks that faggot is autistic now
>frank starts a forum
>he adds faggot as an admin
>wants to get rid of one of my bros as an admin
>lolno
>try's to expose my bro for doing nothing
>eventually demoted by frank for being an ass. desperately pleads to get his admin back
>eventually frank realised how autistic faggot is
>gets co-owner on the room
>replaces background image with BBC while he's gone
>faggot is probably red at this point
>faggot's face get's leaked, his face then becomes an emoji for pic related
>for some reason he likes this
>kek to this day
moar?
bump because i spent way to much time typing for this to die.
>>29221724
Keep it comin boi
