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If dubs, everyone here will have a qt gf soon
>>29224282
>82
dammit! you had ONE JOB
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>>29224344
wow I got dubs
How many likes does your profile picture on facebook have?
43
20 of those are grills
>Normiebook
Nah, dawg, Nah.
Zero likes
Originigger
Why do normies bully people?
>>29224244
Its instinctual. They want to drive people out of the "tribe" who will impair the chances for survival of the "tribe".
If you don't fit in, they find you abhorrent, and want you to go away.
>>29224307
Oh...ok then I guess it's just natural then.
Very rarely are bullies actually normies.
Who are your favorite porn stars?
1. Kiara Mia
2. Gianna Michaels
3. Asa Akira pls no bully
in that order.
>Angela White
>Gianna Michaels
>Tiffany Starr
>Carla Cox
>Penny Pax
>Emma Heart
>Phoenix Marie
>Sophie Dee
>Eve Lawrence
>Madison Ivy (pre-fake tits and tan)
>Keri Sable
>Jasmine Byrne
>Emma Starr
>Luna Kitsuen
>Sophia Locke
In no particular order.
Penny Pax, Holly Michaels, Molly Jane in that order, Maddy O'Reilly as an honorable mention
fucking pleb
I'm honestly suffering from secondhand embarrassment because of your fapchoices
If he doesn't win the election, will there be riots in the streets? Will you join them?
>>29224181
white people don't riot. there'll probably be riots if he wins though.
>if trump doesn't win we'll go full nigger
all right trumpfag
No, i wont join.
Hell is being unleashed on us all tho. for being the Sith Lord I am, i'm quite worried, anon.
Death, sorrow, pain...i'm sad
>tfw when you just want a girl to pinch, rub, pull, lick, suck and bite your nipples till you cum.
Ugh what is it with Jap porn and the stupid nipple shit
>listening to japanese erotic audio
>cute girls licking my ears
>"sugi wa... chikubi~"
that tfw feel when no inverted nipples gf
>a qt anime girl never came to you and convinced you to try harder in life, be a better person, and look at life in a more positive way and become your amazing gf and eventually wife.
>a loving and protective monster daddy never found you, brought you to his big monster family, and taught you what having a loving, supportive, and caring family feels like, as well as teaching you how to stand up for yourself and be a man. Eventually adopting you as his human son who he loves to the end of the world.
>no one ever saved you from yourself
>and you were too weak willed to do it
I just want someone to help me, but I know the only person who can help me is myself.
What savour fantasies do you have robots, who do you dream about coming into your life and turning it around for the better?
My parents certainly didn't save me.
t. 25 year old single NEET alcoholic
>>29224130
If you had to choose between the qt anime girl who eventually marries you or the loving monster father who gives you a big, supportive family and loves you like a son, which would you choose and why?
>>29224071
what possible reason would any savior have to single you out for saving?
manic pixie girlfriends want chads with problems.
what do you have to offer?
who /vandal/ here?
stories?
pictures?
no, i'm not a nigger/sociopath
>inb4 the normie squad starts raging and calling you edgy for destroying normie property
>>29223978
you're a fucking asshole
>inb4 normie ree
it's just wrong to fuck with innocent people's stuff
What did each type of kid in High School end up doing?
>The white girl that used black slang, she dropped out and got pregnant at 19, when she is 22 she is so obese you don't recognize her
>That guy that drew swastikas on the desk is a normalfag that doesn't have any interesting qualities
>That kid that shits in the bathroom floor turns into a 4channing loser
>That cunt that posted emo lyrics on Myspace became a meth head who only made a total of $50 on her indie EP
>Chad Thundercock works at a factory and becomes a fat, underpaid, and unlikable scumbag
>The Weeaboos and D&D nerds drop out of college
>Communist kid is now middle class
>And you're not special for being shy and friendless
>The "cool" cross fit guy ended up dropping med school because she got her gf pregnant.
>The shredded Chad got fat and is failing med school
>The hipster got to the countries best university
>The guy that was the smartest started college in a mediocre school rather than a good one.
>The fat neckbeard weaboo got into med school, while most others couldn't make it.
>The guy everyone thought was crazy and would end shooting up the school got depressed, dropped out of college and is now another neet posting in 4chan.
>Fat guy is nowhere to be found, probably killed himself
>>29223876
>>Communist kid is now middle class
he was always middle class desu
>>29224003
guess which one i am, fags....
https://twitter.com/hashtag/blackboysbreaktheinternet?src=tren
how can blacks on here say they are robots when stuff like this is trending on twitter?
elaborate you faggot, I don't understand twitterbabble
>>29223772
its a hashtag that is "empowering black male beauty" , basically just sexually glorifying niggers
fuck this, I hate that people actually fetishize my race, and my people actually like it.
Anyone doing /drugs/ tonight? Currently snorting that white powder famalams
>>29223661
just took some xanax, gunna sleep like a baby soon
>>29223759
>taking xanax to sleep
>>29223661
And I'm sure you got that through a legal prescription from your doctor
NEET life sucks.
>no social interaction
>parents hate me
>nothing to wake up for
>extreme weight gain
>depression
>everything gets boring
>feels like waiting 24/7
I just want the pain to stop.
>>29223660
NEET means youre not trying, anon
why arent you trying
>>29223660
>NEET life sucks.
this.
I know NEETs will say they kek at people working but working and getting a reward for it is still better than doing nothing and not interacting with people
Sounds weird but its the truth
>>29223660
it's better than having a shitty job
/pol/lacks and robots unite
Are there any other two boards that more similar to eachother. They're anti-feminist and hate it when nigs date white women.
When will the beta uprising race war happen?
>>29223643
Don't forget we both lust after qt traps and twinks.
>>29223643
/pol/ and /r9k/ are almost mirror images of each other.
>>29223676
So both boards are filled with colossal faggots? it all makes sense now.
>Had a qt gf in 10th grade
>She died
>7 years after her death I still can't get over her
>Became a complete recluse after she died
>Took a night shift job at an ISP to avoid social interaction
>Have no desire to get another gf
>Now find the idea of sex repulsing
>Have no desire to revitalize my social life
>Have no desire to really do anything
>Haven't slept in two days
>Heard her calling my name today
>"Saw" her out of the corner of my eye on Friday
How do I get over this
pic unrelated
>>29223634
Sounds like the plot of an anime.
How did she die?
Look up NLP and drop acid. You have PTSD.
>>29223819
She got into a car accident when she was practicing for her learners exam. Some local wild life jumped into her windshield
>>29223849
Fugg. I decided to not see a therapist after she died
Why don't you robots try LSD? It's pretty easy to obtain and can un-fuck your life.
i can only get lame research chemicals
Because every time I ask what the experience buying on the darknet is like no one answers me.
>>29223611
It sure as hell didn't un-fuck mine. Go away.
