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Can poor people even be true robots?
>>29229003
Of course they can be
Being a robot does not have a connection with being poor, those 2 are unrelated
>>29229003
What part of NEET don't you understand?
>>29229003
Why did they put "Poor" in quotes?
Are they trying to discredit their own clickbait?
>come out of the closet to my father
>tell him how attracted I am to men, and think of them sexually and do not think of women sexually
>he tells me it's ok and he loves me and he accepts me
>can see the sadness in his eyes
>I'm not actually gay, I just did it to troll him
>3 years have passed and he still believes me
who else /D E V I L I S H/ here?
>>29228973
Your father is going to kill himself and lives every day thinking his only son (I assume) likes taking dick in his ass and will never bring home a qt girl for him to meet
Kill yourself
>>29229144
Obviously the devilish thing to do is to bring home a girl and boy and fuck them both just to confuse him
>>29229175
at different times or the same time?
Regardless, he would still think I love dick in my ass, so it is pretty devilish
This chick at work today was taking selfies in her lunch break with one of the other normies I work with, and I could hear them screaming "let's do the duck face!" across the store. Once her break was over, she was pricing some stuff up in front of me and she turned to me and said "Haha anon, you must love working with us crazies!"
It took all of my willpower and self control not to strangle that woman.
How do you deal with Norman, robots?
>>29228959
I hide my robot level, try not talking to them, and shitpost angrily about stuff on mongolian carpentry boards
I scared the normies at my job away from ever talking to me by going ape on them when they say / do dumb shit
>>29228959
>us crazies
Jesus Christ.
>sister puts her pussy boogers on my mouse and keyboard to fuck with me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE
Please don't make pussy boogers a meme
>>29228772
Sounds hot, you should fuck her
>>29228772
p-pussy boogers...?
When was the last time a girl touched you that wasn't a family member? Not nessecarily sexual, could be as simple as touching your arm. But not something like accidentally brushing against you on the bus
I honestly can't remember
Got pushed by a thirteen year old girl in the line at subway just last week.
Two years back, she playfully patted my head.
>>29228771
I can't remembe-wait it was when I was 18, for some reason I was hugged by a gril
That was 8 years ago. Fuck.
Hi,
I'm a 22 year old virgin and I am accepting gf applications
-Must be a virgin
-Must be attractive
-Must not mind that I have no friends, social life, personality, interests or employment prospects
perfectly reasonable desu
Seriously? No applicants? Why are women such fucking whores holy shit
>>29228708
This pretty much sums up r9k desu senpai
Why do older women (age 35 and above) exist? I get why women need to be here, why they are important. But why exactly are older women here to do considering they can no longer fulfill their main purpose anymore?
Why are they given so many rights when they are somewhat worthless?
>Younger women have kids and spend money plus can function as eye candy
>Younger males can either be used for their physical strength, grunt work or groomed for mental abilities at a later stage
>Older males can provide their years of experience in their fields to groom younger males and provide leadership in organisations
>Older women?
Genuinely interested in responses. I honestly can't think of anything.
Ok, I'll take your bait. Lets say older women are completely worthless except for the fact that many work and make enough money to support themselves. Why would we kill a large chunk of our workforce? Why wouldn't we keep them around to tax them into the ground?
Why are you given so many rights when you are somewhat worthless?
Older women also have years of experience in their fields, and are cute
>>29228691
To free space for candidates that can do better?
What's the comfiest band?
either Boa or LAKE
>>29228637
This band seems pretty comfy
https://youtu.be/8e0TzPWjPuk
>>29228637
Portugal. The Man
Femanons, please explain?
Explanation: it is a photoshop and the reactions were chosen by the photoshopper
>>29228616
damn this picture is actually really accurate
>>29228630
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/03/rose-mcgowan-criticises-violent-x-men-poster-as-offensive-and-frankly-stupid
https://www.vice.com/read/woman-lost-control-of-everything-during-fifty-shades-screening-675
Alright, so... Which non-Hitler Nazi is Best(Worst?) Nazi? And no, we aren't limited to pic related.
this guy
Originali
Mengele/Thread
>>29228591
Goebbels is god-tier nazi
WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUBAAHH IT'S JOLIEOLIE COMIN ATCHA WITH CUSTOMGROW420
THIS 18 AND OVER CHANNEL DESIIIGNED FOR CANNABIS PATIENTS AND ADULTS
*inhales turd smoke*
OUUUUUU! AW GAWD! Yeah!
>Cannabis patients and adults
I love this line because it has a slight tinge of self-awareness.
it's very impressive how many subscribers Jolie gathered
No because woman can't be taken seriously as their only purpose is to have children and raise them.
I say yes, but only if the man does not initially think of the woman in a sexual/romantic manner, and the woman NEVER turns on slutmode for attention and never tries to make him an orbiter.
It does happen though. I've had genuine friendships with women.
>>29228481
And they even fail at that, just look at this board for proof.
FREE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR ROASTIE ENSLAVEMENT MY BROTHERS, RISE UP AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF REPRODUCTION
My best friend online for 10 years is female.
A total complete recluse that I have feelings for. If only she wasnt a girl. I wish she wasnt. Years ago we discussed it and she gave me a good reality check that I just need to keep those feelings at bay for my own sake.
And sure enough I have managed to for the most part. Doesnt stop me from seeing dreams about her though.
Im a slave to a roastie, but atleast I dont know her irl so thats good. I've met some weird people on 4chan that have been a part of my life for such a long time. Weird now that I think about it.
>Why are you staring at me? Creep.
>>29228466
You are under arrest for travelling without a ticket bitch, get ready to be sent to gulag
>>29228466
Well, in real life, to be fair, people don't like being filmed like that without permission. Especially since the guy was basically creepshotting on a bus/train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCRdBrOCevs
>IMG_5410.jpg
The absolute madman.
>lookin at a girls insta
>Screencap one of the photos
>a few days later her profile goes private again
D-does she know?
She does.
You done goof'd.
>>29228440
But how would she know tho
I doubt she knows anon, don't worry. Instagram doesn't let users know their photos have been screencapped like snapchat does.
>Qt starts filirting with me
>thisishappening.jpg
>try not to sperg
>reply
>she continues to flirt
>she walks back to her friends
>they laugh
>was prank, she never wanted anything to do with me
>deadinside.jpg
Robots, when did you find out women have no soul
>>29228387
i have literally L I T E R A L L Y never known a female to "troll" a guy by flirting with him because he's ugly
it doesn't make any sense. I went to a huge school, and neither the popular nor the nerdy ass girls did this
why do you make up lies on the siberian teeth straightening forum?
iktf
Happened to me once, not sure why though. I dont think Im really that ugly, but it could be that they sensed that I had no friends and that I was an easy target to bully. Girls are really far worse at bullying than guys, fucking whores.
>>29228449
You're lucky to never had to experience it. Most of the time it's a dare from one of their friends.
