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>mfw ALL ROASTIES NEED TO FUCKING DIE
DEATH TO THEM ALL AHAHAHA
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AHAHAHAHA ANOTHER FUCKING ROASTIE GETS TOASTIED
http://www.wesh.com/news/2-shot-at-plaza-live-theater-in-orlando-police-say-christina-grimmie-dead/40005960
THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR ROBOTKIND
REJOICE BROTHERS
Any roasty "fembot" whores reading this, you're fucking next.
Hello, /r9k/
since I was a little child, I always self-inserted myself in as a character in movies, cartoons, books and anime.
In my fantasy, I would be the mysterious omniscent character who gave advice to the real characters of a particular show, and help them overcome their struggles while also slowly becoming friends with them.
I have been doing it since forever, and I'm 26 now.
Any of you anons share similar fantasies or imagine yourselves in complex fantasy worlds?
>>29227546
I actually do. I keep a running story in my head to fill the sound of silence it really helps and is a great escape.
>>29227546
Most of the time when I run a fantasy story in my head. I'm always a caretaker, someone that no matter how dark it is never forgets there is hope.
I always feel really comfy when I think about myself in that way. Now it's even something I aspire to and find meaning in
I used to do this or something similar, I guess, but somewhere along my teens I grew out of it and now I've lost 90% of my ability to (day)dream ;_;
>lol you're just schizophrenic. just take your meds XD. theres no such thing as ghosts cuz ghosts don't exist.
>god dunt exist either only le science exist XD your schizophrenic m'sir xd
>i will le tip my euphoric fedora and spout richard dawrkin quotes cuz i have no argument
>>29227543
silly you, science doesn't "exist".
>>29227543
Take the pills buddy and no one gets hurt
Is "muh atheism" a meme yet, because it should be.
Have you ever read this (or other sites like it)? It'll make ya sick m8s.
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Hate-My-Child/62557
Also, fuck the people that always say "you can't blame your parents for everything". Read these posts and just imagine.
>>29227374
Meh, my parents hate my guts and it is not like I ever abused them in some way, I am walking on eggshells around them.
There was just some point where I realized that my parents want a humanoid dog they can show off and not a child which acts on its own. Funny thing is that every time I brought up that we are simply not compatible and I should just earn some buck and move out they got extremely defensive, crying about who will help them then.
I am not angry at them most of the time, I think they just realized they made a mistake, 4 at this point actually, considering my brothers are even worse than I am. They just can not help themlselves, but although they are retards, they are retards who atleast tried to raise me properly. And I can not even blame them for being a fuckup. Sure, they gave me their shit genes. Sure, they left some mental scars. But I do not live in a bubble where there is no one besides me and them either. I had my own share of stupid choices and blaming your parents for everything is just going to drive you deeper into shit. The people here should move on if they dislike their parents and forget them.
The people on this site you posted are atleast truthfull, you can not help hating someone, even if it is your child.
>bring someone into a fucked up world because you can't control your primal urges
>waaaaaaa having a child is too hard
breeder logic
>>29227374
>all the complaints are about daughters
LOL
>having a daughter
>2011+5
Can you believe such a cute girl like this has not only done porn but also done interracial porn?
Source on the BBC porn?
>>29227364
>dat fucking man hand
>>29227364
>hair bleached hell and back, looks like a witch
>5 head
Not surprised at all
Could one obtain a boyfriend from an anime convention? I was kind of planning to make myself one of those "free hugs" tag and just squeeze everyone who looks nice enough.
>squeeze everyone
>nice enough
Proof that all altruistic actions are based on selfish goals.
People are despicable things.
>>29227329
Are you a boy or a girl?
And there are much less autistic ways to meet people at anime conventions
>>29227392
I don't have a fetish on being excessively physically intimate with someone who disgusts me.
If you didn't shower this week, you're not getting a hug.
Why haven't you left yet?
You know this place is source of all your problems
>>29227314
it's only my first week here, seems kinda fun tbrhwyl
>>29227314
all of my problems have improved since i've been coming here
every single one
it's about what you do with what you view, not just what you view
maybe if you're rretarded enough to let everything you see just become your reality without your approval you shouldn't come here but i am a lot better than you if you'r elike that
/r9k/ has actually been very useful at times, and still continues to be so despite being overwhelmingly shit
the source of all my problems was masturbation addiction. But instead of making my life perfect, solving that issue only revealed hundreds of other smaller problems to tackle.
What do you think Trump'll mean to the Beta Uprising?
Personally, I think he's the only chance we got. We can finally kick out all the shitskins plaguing up this shit. That way women will have to settle for white men once again. Much of the cuckoldry and unfaithfulness of women these days are not only due to the availability of shitskins, but the SJW/PC climate we live in. We squash that, and women will finally go back to being good, loyal members of society. We'll be able to retain the second amendment, giving us the means to take matters into our own hands if anybody acts out. The threat of Islam will be kept overseas, and hopefully make it harder for foreigners in general to move here without proving themselves worthy. Most Chads are too busy buying into the SJW and liberalism (in order to get laid), so we can take them out before they have a chance to assimilate. And we won't have to worry about our daughters corrupting our lineage with non-white genes.
Trump's our guy, robots.
>>29227293
and pol is leaking again, just like the anus of your mom.
>>29227293
>Trump
>6'2"
>daddy's money
>trust fund
>billionaire
>for robots
He isn't just a Chad, he is the Chad, you retard.
Posts like these worry me because I can never tell if they're meant to be a joke or not.
Hey guys! I need to write a cryptic 7 part story and have no idea where to start. Anyone got any ideas they'd be willing to throw at me?
Shameless self bumb with another Martin Van Maele picture
>>29227281
Part 1:
A young man awakens to find himself in a white room with 4 doors. Going through one of these doors, he finds himself in the exact same room, the door he just came through disappearing behind him. He continues going through the doors, and tries each one, finding they always lead him to the same room.
Content doesn't really matter I just need to be able to extend it for 7 short parts
>my oneitis will never love me and is probably getting gangbanged by Chads right now
>the Warriors will probably win another championship
>Clinton will probably get elected, outlaw guns, and imprison all cis white males
Why even live?
I forgot
>no one will reply to my thread
>there is still people here that unironically believe that lebron wont get one for da land this year
WEW LAD
>>29227389
LeBron's jumper has gone to shit. GSW is a historically great team that simply has way more talent than Cleveland. Kevin Love is a liability on defense. Kyrie likes to dribble too much and doesn't try on defense when his shots aren't going down. They're down 3-1 going to Oracle.
What path do you see to the Cavs winning?
Friendly reminder that if you like Asian women or brown women, it's because you are a beta fag that failed with white women.
Yeah, you're right.
Thanks, OP. You've convinced me to find a nice white woman to give me lots of adorable half-latino babies.
Friendly reminder that white, western women are extremely annoying and boring. Other than ghetto-and-proud black women, white women are literally the worst.
i got my asian gf when i was a loser. now that im successful i could move on, but i wont. loyalty is the most important trait a girl can have, and it is almost nonexistant in white girls
>tfw the only girl who asked you out became a lesbian bodybuilder
I just hope it wasn't because of me
>>29227168
>tfw you've never even been asked out before, but someone actually confessed they had a crush on you. That someone being a gay dude.
Sometimes, I think being gay would be easier, but I don't want to. I feel no attraction to them.
Why is life so weird?
>>29227201
Nah, if you live in a conservative shithole with bigoted parents, it's just hell. I mean, only like 1% of people around you of same age as you are theoretically attracted to you, and you'll be harrassed if you came out, and even then dating is not guaranteed if you are ugly or socially awkwardlike me
>tfw the only girl who asked you outdid it as a joke, then humiliated you in front of everyone, while simultaneously crushing your hopes
>hate people in general
>study to become a psychologist/therapist
how the fuck did i ended like this?
>>29227135
>how the fuck did i ended like this?
it was only a kiss
it was only a kiss
>>29227135
So you could help out other robots.
>>29227135
I did the same thing.
Directionless in life decide to just pick something that in which I would be guaranteed to be able to find jobs in after I am done.
I decide to study something something supervisor.
I'm an autistic idiot how the hell could I ever be a good supervisor. What have I done. Just finished my 3 year education.
This cannot end well.
>tfw no plump gf to caress and cuddle with
>>29227021
I bet she smells like B.O..
> tfw no bf to play with my plump belly
>>29227021
What a disgusting image.
She was beautiful and perfect, she didn't deserve to die. She was just a baby, she had her whole life ahead of her. I wasn't even a fan, but still, it's so incredibly sad. You guys are all sick freaks for making jokes and starting rumours and disrespecting her. I don't care who you are or how edgy you try to be, and innocent girl died in the prime of her life. Inb4 "I love when roasties die hurrr im original"
She looks like me when I was going through my "long hair fuck the system" phase in high school.
I'm a guy.
>he said while he probably made fun of some guy on facebook for not having enough friends
numale cuck worshipping any roastie that walks by
99% of the people "upset" about her death didn't know who she was until today. Stop pretending like you actually care nornalscum, young women die every day.
