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I recently fucked a pregnant black woman raw who I met at a homeless shelter where i work.
Ama.
>>27705810
she probably thought you were going to give her money. stop preying on homeless women you piece of shit.
are you itchy?
>>27705810
i really dont like this post
black bros, are you triyng to grow out your hair? do you already have dreads? a fro? waves? shaved?
how is your hair coming along?
lets share techniques or products used (well, provided this thread doesnt get ignored)
>pic related, im 7 months along
Best friend right here, I was trying to grow it out, but it wasn't worth the extra effort so I shaved
>>27705779
What did you put in your hair to make it all stringy?
I tried to use coconut oil for years, but it only made my hair smell of coconuts for a while and my hair is still short.
>that feel when no Gillian Anderson mommy
Are you the bridget poster?
jdimsa fempai
>>27705672
Is that Skylar?
How do I go about telling my mom I like her tits?
>>27705656
Those are great tits. Especially considering her age and the rest of her body.
Don't though, she won't be comfortable with you seeing them if you make it sexual.
>>27705656
is that her? how did u take that pic
>>27705656
Just tell her anon, spontaneity is the spice of life!
Rate my ice cream cone /r9k/
nine out of ten, to be honest with you my famtasia
>>27705611
I've always wanted to try superman ice cream.
>>27705611
6/10 Very sloppy scoops. Also,
>not licking the sides so it doesnt leak.
Why
>Women over 25 are unattractive
Not at all attracted to that girl OP.
It's not a law, there are some girls that manage to look cute after 22, but most of the time they just look weathered and used.
its not that they're completely unattractive, its just that they've completely lost the magic
women in the peak of their fertility make a certain reaction on men that older women just can't make at all
>>27705707
in fact this is the reason makeup even exists, its to enhance features that signal youthfulness like making their eyes look bigger and hiding blemishes, wrinkles etc.
makeup exists to make women resemble a young girl in her peak fertility
I'm planning to go off the grid, and live a completely different life. Any advice on how to do this? So far I'm planning to:
>quit job
>destroy phone
>destroy computer
>destroy credit card
>sell my car
>pack a backpack with no electronics, with a bit of cash
>cross the border into a third world shithole
>keep walking and see where my feet take me
>>27705592
hahhaa we will eat you alive
t. third worlder
>>27705633
Jokes on you, I already am a third worlder (South African). I'm planning on crossing the boarder into Namibia.
yeah, you'll get raped and/or killed, or starve to death.
gg on your dumb adventure
Does anyone else feel like talking with women is like walking through a landmine? If I say anything even slightly off script they freak out and close off their vaginas. Even the girls that pride themselves on being "quirky" and "random". How can one entire gender be so fucking perpetually and inherently normie?
what am I, fucking shadowbanned? someone fucking respond
>>27706952
You're a fucking faggot, please kill yourself.
>>27706952
what up nogga???
Edgy abortion jokes aside, what is /r9k/'s stance on abortion?
>>27705523
I dont really give a damn about it one way or the other but its ridiculous that sluts can use taxpayer dollars to get them for free.
>>27705523
honestly abortion should not be viewed as simply another contraceptive measure just like a late term condom
at the same time i dont believe it should be illegal. people who get abortions should not be considered criminals
>>27705523
Simply a necessary evil for normalfags to be promiscuous.
>You have a perfect qt 3.14 gf
>Everything in your relationship is going perfectly well
>Until one day, she pulls out this device and demands that you wear it to pleasure her
Do you put it on?
>>27705474
hell fucking yes
only if she uses it on me as well
>>27705474
was expecting a "she wants to fuck you with it"to which I would've certainly said yesbut I'd probably say no to this
>>27705507
Girls can't use these, anon.
They're hollow and attach around dicks only.
Have you ever tried howling like a dog when you cum? Did it make your orgasm feel better?
>>27705443
HOLYSHIT I can't stop laughing at that image. Holyshit.
Is pepe fapping to froggy CP
Can't say I've howled, but I do sound funny when I climax. I usually grunt and then swear. I don't know how women manage to be so pretty in the throes of passion. Although there was this one chick who would scratch me. God I loved that though.
Why don't you switch to diet drinks anon? I went from a 5'8 chubby manlet to a 114 pound 5'8 manlet. At least girls call me cute now instead of completely ignoring me.
>>27705401
I pretty much just drink water, tea and fruit juice.
Because they taste like shit
>>27705401
>tfw mommy forced me to drink diet coke and diet stuff for so long that it honestly tastes better than regular coke
When were some times you went ahead and fucked your life up recently?
>Been working pretty much nonstop for the last month
>No friends, just a lot of acquaintances
>Lost all my friends because I'm bipolar and go manic and do and say insane shit
>Have lost childhood friends and don't even want to reach out to them and be rejected
>Literally no one to text ever
>Used to my phone not getting any notifications now by this point
>The work keeps me busy and I enjoy it so I usually don't mind >tfw no friends or gf
>Repetitive, but I'm making good money, still not much to look forward to on a daily or even monthly basis
>Meet a nice girl, we really click
>I open a lot (I usually never do this, I just keep things surface level with almost everyone I know)
>I develop feelings too fast and something comes over me
>Intense jealousy and obsession
>Say the wrong things: friendship is over now
>Lost a chance at having a real friend after 3 years since my bipolar emerged
>Sick at home by myself right now
>Phone is sitting quietly on my desk to my right
>>27705386
atleast we have fun memes and animay desu
you should watch some anime and eat some sick food since you have money to buy it
>>27705440
Any recommendations for anime? I watched Sponge Out Of Water today, the last anime I watched was Dimension W and I wasn't too impressed, though the last episode was kinda cool. I was thinking of marathoning Better Call Saul today.
Memes are fun too, I've been a channer since 2007 and the memes are only getting better. At least I have you all my 4chan senpai :^)
>>27705440
It's not all bad either
>Have my two dogs with me
>I've lost 20 lbs on my cut and I'm getting buff
>My social skills are really good now, I'm unconcerned I'm talking to people now instead of soul crushing contemplative silences by me
>Fashion sense and clothes are way better
>The Life of Pablo is on Spotify now
>Got a 2DS last night with Fire Emblem and Pokemon
>Chicken curry on the way
Posting from my phone to get a bump in so we can share feels I want to talk to some of you
>TFW she wants you to wear a playboy bunny suit because you'd look cute in it
>>27705374
>tfw she wants you to have sex with another girl in front of her>tfw this resulted in a threesome the first time around
I know I'm gonna get REEE'd at for this Posting anyways.
>>27705470
>*Insert REEEEE here*
Damn anon, was it good?
>>27705525
>Damn anon, was it good?
It was. Would love for it to happen again, especially with the same girl, but for now this seems unlikely/I have no idea how to go about this.
Do robots with anxiety disorders want to know how to treat your problem, and maybe even meet a girl? Unfortunately, the anxiety drugs of today are inadequate. Hopefully that will change soon, but for now what you should do is just get drunk. Not piss drunk, but enough to be a little reckless. Provided you don't get a DUI, it can change your life for the better. It's better than benzos anyway, which just make you a zombie. If you've found something better, let me know.
Alcohol makes my world go around
>>27705264
some markets probably have answers for that.
http://lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/?ai=31617
>>27705331
I hear that. Isn't it too bad though that there's isn't something better for anxiety? I love the way alcohol makes me feel. It's like I'm myself again, the way I was before my anxiety disorder, but being intoxicated can get you into trouble. I'm not about to quit drinking anytime soon though.
