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Well, I just did one single line of cocaine and immediately puked up all my McDonald's from earlier.
Why am I so beta?
>>25933545
it's probably cut with nasty stuff.
>>25933554
You're probably right, but I am pretty fucked up right now
>>25933571
i know i don't belong. do u know this feel?
I honestly can't imagine how big of a fucking loser you'd have to be to not get laid in high school.
I was a fat, pimple-faced, meme-spouting, anime-shirt wearing, socially cringeworthy beta retard in high school, but even I managed to hook up with a goth girl and get laid in sequence for 9 months. Wanna know how I did it? I literally walked around to every girl at a party and asked if she wanted to french kiss. She wanted to, and we just sorta hooked up.
So tell me, robots, how in the everliving ball of fuck did you not manage to get in on the massive hormone pump'n'dump that took place?
>>25933422
I was never that interested in sex. It doesn't concern me.
>>25933450
And yet you're here.
>>25933497
And so are you, what's your point?
Does anyone else get sad about the past and where your life went wrong? I don't want to fail. My dog is already seven years old. I'm not ready for him to pass on. I don't want to disappoint anyone ever again, I'm sorry
>>25933327
Stop worrying about the past and look ahead senpai even though I should follow my own "advice"
>>25933327
When have you disappointed people?
Sort of. It more feels like I'm walking along a blade's edge to happiness and there's hail and wind trying to knock me off my balance. It took a lot of effort to get up here, I don't want to fall again.
It's not like I think I can be normal, but I think I can have a good life despite that. Maybe I can even make it easier for people to achieve that who have gone through the same things I have, or are about to.
It's draining, amd it feels like I'm going to break at any moment, but I can't let myself down. It'd kill me.
I'm not sure I believe my parents/teachers who say drugs are not the road to happiness. Sure, being a meth whore doesn't look too glamorous, but maybe in moderation, a small dose of a mild drug wouldn't be such a bad thing.
I am 35 years old and have tried everything else. I eat healthy (Fuhrman's diet paleofags, though I did that for a while too), take long walks, get small amounts of sun, take B12 supplements, do yoga, read books, play an instrument, have a decent albeit rather low paying job (but I have a small apartment and few possessions, another thing on the list, so I don't need a ton of cash) hang with a couple friends 2-3 times a week and go to counseling.
And... I'm just not happy. I tried a couple different religions (didn't care about those edgy atheist points, if I could trick myself into believing them, that's all that matters), but it just didn't click. I do volunteer work, and it doesn't make me feel anything. I don't care about poor people. I tried keeping journals and writing a memoir of my life, and it just made me want to shoot myself.
I don't identify with those people who have severe depression but then again nothing else is really working here. I haven't felt happy since I was 17, and if Zoloft or whatever can help me recapture that, so be it! Side effects be damned!
Anyway, what do you guys think? Should I do it? What's your experience, and what's the best drug?
>>25933286
zoloft didn't make me feel better, but it did make my dick stop working
goodluck op
>>25933286
>and writing a memoir of my life
LMAO! What a horrible idea for anyone on this board
What would you even write about?
>May 24
>Posted a picture of a frog
Have you tried magnesium? it can be very effective for depression. 350-400mg a day of glycinate, serves over 300 biological functions in the body, most people are deficient.
>be tired of being a virgin
>be extremely sexually frustrated
>haven't fapped in nearly a week
>fuck this shit 2016 is THE YEAR I'm going to get some pussy
>make a new tinder profile
>swipe right until I run out of swipes every time
>match with a few women ranging from 2/10 - 6/10
>the 5/10 unmatches almost immediately
>whatever
>talk to 4/10
>conversation is a bit dry typical shit for someone who bad text game
>count it as a learning experience
>go dark
>she messages me
>recommence dry conversation
>realize what's happening
>banter a bit to show some personality
>say fuck this shit and hail mary tell her I basically want to fuck and if she's cool with that to send her # if not goodbye
>she sends her #
>hasn't unmatched
I'm still not out of the storm yet since we haven't set up a date but I need to know how to proceed. If things work out and she doesn't flake, I could be rolling a first date, first kiss and first fuck into one night.
>>25933058
But will you ever have the first love, and will it last?
Think about that anon...
>>25933131
I'd like to believe so, and when I meet her I at least want to have a few good fucks under my belt.
>>25933161
It just ended for 3 days ago you're going to want to die when it happens. I love you anon make sure to take obvious interest in what she loves and who she is make it apart of your life like, daily and don't be a fucking sperg shes been with you long enough for it to go good no matter what awful thing you see or maybe not and you're doing it right you'll never know.
Who else /chronicdailyheadaches/ here?
What works for you?
I had chronic migraines every single day from age 12-18. I stopped eating terribly, dropped 100 pounds and they stopped happening so often. Now, I only get them at most twice a month.
stop jacking off forever
>>25932875
There's not a lot of weight I could lose so I'm not sure it could help. Do you mean eating healthy by less terribly or less food?
Is owning a motorcycle one of the manliest things a man can do?
https://youtu.be/Cfs8XnswmZw?t=1m31s
>>25932651
not giving a shit what counts as "manly" is the most manly thing you can do
real talk
hello pepe it's me anon whats up
>>25932678
t. numale betacuck gamer
Have you cummed for your mummy today, /r9k/?
>>25932595
Saving it for her, actually.
She already did it for me :^)No she didn't ;_;
Chaf here
I have a mommy fetish and love to call the girl im fucking mommy. Some think its weird but they im hot so they dont care. Feels so good to be inside a women and hear her say cum for mommy
can get a thread going to share robot albums/books/movies? im tired of shit thats only relatable for normies
Ryan Hemsworth, Google him
Pretty much all early modest mouse is robot
Also some of my favorite robot movies and tv are
>Harold and maude
>Farris beullers day off
>freaks and geeks
>mad men
>>25932438
Shit... duster / stratosphere has really been the album keeping me sane for the past month. It has such a wandering tone to it.
I'm in a new town away from everyone I know, experiencing a full winter for the first time. Walking in the snowy fields and by the river listening to this album will be the only thing keeping me sane while I try to sort my life out.
What's the general consensus on rum and coke
I like sailor jerrys with Dr pepper
>>25932402
If you don't drink hard liquor straight fromthe bottle then you are not a robot
Because of this thread I am considering buying a bottle of rum and some coke.
>the average /r9k/ user
this made me smile. happy for the guy tbqh family
>guy who has a hobby to dedicate himself to
>he enjoys what he does
I'd love to be like him
>>25931995
that light is big
I use the front opening.
Stand up, drop your pants, and fap like a man
I just rub it under my clothes until I climax down my thigh
>>25931921
>leg opening
if you do this you are a maniac
>Constantly bounce between Thick chicks and Slender chicks when viewing porn
>Thick ones are probably the better fuck since I'm a tit man
>But nothing gives me a heart boner more than a cute slender asian woman
>actually want a GF someday
>realize this will be an issue because there's no inbetween for me
>either cute small/average or Thick and built for sex
Where do you stand robots? Which do you prefer?Which do you prefer to cuddle?
Will alternate between some for a bit
>>25931821
her. Literally her is what I need.
I'm skinny as fuck and I get off to the idea of a chubby girl that outweighs me by a lot riding me reverse cowgirl with all her weight just crushing me and my little weiner
>begin reading pic related
>first half is GOAT
>relate to the MC perfectly, he's literally me
>second half comes along
>now the awkward autistic MC is making out with girls and shit
>he doesn't even have to do anything; they just approach him basically
>immersion ruined
Fuck. What a fucking spectacular way to drop the ball at the end there. It pisses me off to think about what could have been, if the author hadn't tried to force his >le epic happy ending on the story.
Share your recent reads/rate/critique.
>>25931529
The author killed himself. I guess real life doesn't have such a happy end kek
I know that fucking feel
Nothing worse than getting immersed into some sort of story and identifying with the character only to have the MC start having sex like its no big deal. I usually drop it immediately afterwards.
>>25931599
Welp. He was a really great writer, but you could tell he shoehorned in a happy fate for Craig to appeal to the normalfags.
Post:
>Last time you saw your sister
>Last time she game you a hug
I saw my sister 2 months ago for thanksgiving and it has been over a year since she game me a hug. I miss her.
>Last time you saw your sister
An hour ago.
>Last she gave you a hug
Yesterday.
I wish I could tell my sister I miss her living with us and stuff and form a nice relationship but I think it be creepy cus I'm like 60% sure she's spotted me staring at her naked in the shower from outside..
She still hangs out with me and stuff but I think she's just doing that because she feels sorry for me
I like to think that we're good friends but... I think she knows
I really regret it but I was like 13
>>25931106
I serioujlsy doubt she cares. i mean, i saw my brothers naked when i was 5. it wasn't a big deal.
