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/r9k/ hear me out for a sec
I am what you may call a "normie". But this post isn't about me, it's about my friend. He's a weeb virgin, and although we like the same stuff, he's a khv and I'm quite the opposite. Aside from me and a few mutual friends he's really lonely and I want to help him out. He has Asperger's so he's pretty shy, but he otherwise acts like a level headed person (and has a huge interest in anime and other weebshit but I digress).
So, here's the million dollar question?
How the fuck does one get a shut in NEET to come out of their shell and perhaps find friends and maybe a gf?
I ask because I really care about him
Thank you.
How can he find friends if he already has a few?
>>25931319
You tell him to check out this cool, new song you discovered, and then you start clicking from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
If you're actually interested in helping him out, I'm still gonna be around for a while.
>>25932089
Like a really small handful. Essentially myself and 2 or 3 other guys.
I'm more concerned trying to find him a girl.
Have you ever murdered someone /r9k/?
Myself.
Cermeonial cument
>>25931297
No but I murdered ur mothers pussy last night
AYYYYEE
>>25931308
rip anon........I can hear bagpipes
>Go on tinder
>Change my location to America (I'm Australian)
>The women are so much more beautiful
>Kills me knowing they are like 5000kms away
But you have spoon-chan
>>25931099
I don't care about dirty cam-whores. I want an American girlfriend. The average girl on tinder is so much more beautiful then the 8-9's in Australia. Like what the fuck?
I'm going to use up all my likes these past few day and just match with American girls.
>>25931052
You think you have it bad? I'm in Fucking England. Oompa Loompa slags everywhere.
>tfw 5'5
Goddamn, If I were just a little bit taller I wouldn't be so autistic, fucking genetics
i'm 6'3" and still autistic. height doesn't mean anything if you're a retard
>>25930991
Plenty of manlets that aren't autistic. How about changing your personality instead?
>>25930991
Get jacked and become a dwarf warrior and slay normies
what is it with social rejects and their obsession with asian women?
>"I prefer Asian women"
That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after asian girls is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are not attractive:
>deepset eyes and slightly protruding brow, asian girls have a flat brow and bulging eyes like a frog or lizard
>elegant shaped nose with nasal bridge that flopes out gently, asian noses are flat and roundish and suddenly jut out the face
>high cheekbones that are well defined and slope into a narrowish face, asian women have fat and chubby cheeks that look too round and blobby
>tall (at least 5'7), but petite stature, asian women are generally short and stubby
>well defined but feminine chin, asian women have tiny chins that look weak as hell
Sorry but asian women cannot compete with white women. Fat ugly white women sure, but actual good looking ones? Asians are outclassed.
Aryan women ITT
>>25930643
why dont you just let them stew, anon
>>25930643
>People are NOT allowed to have taste in something I dislike.
What is it with roasties and their obsession with social rejects?
>The matter is grey, not simply black or white
Left or right the true path is opaque and vicious ?
The future is embued with golden anticipation
Faith like time never moving in a straight line
The arc of destiny stretching out like a rainbow through the cosmos
40 years can pass by in the blink of an eye
Did I truly live life or simply ride the sands as they tumbled through the hour glass
Holding on the fine moments is like grasping water
Always there, yet always slipping away
Lusting for more than we need
Leading to the greed of acquisition
And the gluttony of position
A future that feels far but all too close
One that could be sublime if we didn't fall behind in the times from our refinement of the mind
The state of my people is altered but my faith is completely unfaltered
I tear up everytiem
Arnold swarzengeer toss a nigga
Like codeine mixed with a roid
Slow punch make a nigga chin collide
Thats for talking how fast you can grip a nine
Damn, look how the hollow tip hit his spine
Little motherfuckers that commit the crime
These niggas got the sidewalk sippin wine
Just wanna turn back time to good old days
>my life is full of what's not here
>i'll go away and save myself
>i'll make you proud today
>i just won't be around to see your face
>tfw a girl will never crush you with her ass
tfw a girl will never put her cute feet on your face
>>25930445
I know that feel. I want to be Stacey's permanent butt toy.
>>25930445
I know these feels
>tfw you will never be shrunken
>tfw a cute girl will never find you
>tfw she will never train you to be loyal pet
Truly suffering
>best girl wins
Why can't it be this way in the real world?
>>25930410
Hinata isbest girl
Youhave good taste anon
is Naruto over? What was the end game? Did he become the fucking hokage? Did Sasuke come back? Did Rock Lee ever become the best?
>>25930410
Man, naruto looks weird.
How do you deal with a girl who doesn't have the same feelings as you and why is it so painful?
She's the reason I use drugs to get over her
stop talking to them to preserve your own feelings. it may a take a long time, but in time you will begin to feel better.
alternatively, fuck someone else. if you were able to do this, you probably wouldnt be here or posting this thread, but this is probably the only way to truly get over someone and not feel occasional tinges of longing and sadness
>Focus your anger to become better
>Stop seeing her for about a year and a half
>Start going to the gym to get /fit/
>Stop using drugs
>Improve your fashion sense
>Practice being more sociable
>Get a good-paying job
>Buy a nice house and car
All of this because you want to be worthy of her affection
>See her again
>Realize you've risen above her and deserve someone better
>Stop caring about her
Pretty surefire to end this pain imo
Is this the only modern anime worth watching?
good show
i like it
bad show
i hate it
meh show
i don't have a particularly positive or negative opinion towards it
Are you a Pepe or a Wojak?
I am a INFP.
I'm pretty much a human Wojak
>>25929784
wojak
i can't relate to the tendies meme, but i can definitely relate to the >Tfw no gf meme, plus i'm pale as paper
I was a Wojak until HS. Smug Pepe in HS. Wojak during college. Now I'm a Tendies Pepe.
Anyone wanna help me plan my funeral?
Demand to be buried with either your favorite game console, your pc hard drive, or your waifu dakimakura. Onahole is optional.
>>25929718
July, 14th 2243
I've decided I want a Green Burial. Bury me in a pine box, or a linen shroud. The casket, the vault, the enabling chemicals, it's all just trash being but into the ground.
Return me to the earth, mark my grave with an engraved boulder.
It has come to my attention that you robots are loosing sight of what is true. I am here briefly to shed some light on the answers you seek.
SO WHAT IS IT FAGGOT?
>>25929613
can u tell me y i constantly spaz out thinking of horrible cringes from my irl past
>>25929727
This is good anon, you are flushing out the normie elixir and transforming. Think timelessly, you may want to try to move forward into virtue rather than meme your past.
Anybody else got a fat fuck piece of shit for a dad?
My dad has no friends, is an asshole to everyone, never does anything other than sit and watch tv (and doesn't like it when anyone else does anything other than this), and is in horrible health. Also he is very dumb.
Sometimes I think he did alright by giving me a place to live and food to eat when growing up, but then some days I think it would have been better if he was never around at all.
He's obviously depressed and just wants to drown out the useless shits he has to support
Maybe you should have been a better son
That's my dad, except he is not fat or in horrible health at 63.
He acknowledges he is a cunt to people and he tries to not be that way but eventually he cracks and goes back to his old self.
My mum says that my grandfather (dads father) was a MASSIVE cunt in compared to my dad and that he takes after him in that regard, but he isn't anywhere near as bad as my grandfather was.
my dad is overweight for his build but not an enormous fat ass, i'm pretty sure in the next couple years if he doesn't lose at least 30 pounds he's going to have some serious health problems. his back is already fucked and now he's getting high blood pressure.
he has no friends either. basically all he does is work, comes home, eats, watches tv, yells at my mom, goes to sleep. that's basically been his life for 20+ years. he has never gone on a vacation in that time. i don't think he would know what to do on a vacation anyway. he works hard and makes a lot of money, so i'll give him that. but yea, other than that he's just a cunt.
You will never be a father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXYpJupNLSA
>>25929355
That's better. Raising human children is such an intricate affair, i'd fail on so many levels.
>>25929473
theoretically I know how to raise kids, I just have to do the opposite of what my parents did, I just don't have the determination
>>25929355
Single dad with a daughter. Unfortunately can't take her fishing since I don't have a car.
