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>New York City
New Yorkers eat more hot dogs than any other group in the country. From downtown Manhattan to Coney Island, when you buy your hot dog in the Big Apple, it will come served with steamed onions and a pale, deli-style yellow mustard.
>Chicago
The possible antithesis to New York dogs, Chicago dogs are layered with yellow mustard, dark green relish, chopped raw onion, pickle spear, sport peppers, tomato slices and topped with a dash of celery salt and served in a poppy seed bun.
>Atlanta and the South
Buying a hot dog at Turner Field, home of the Atlanta Braves, or elsewhere in Atlanta and the south, you'll end up with your dog "dragged through the garden" and topped with coleslaw.
Finally, a thread which appeals to my only sexual fetish, hotdogs.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/world/article55804480.html
>26 percent of men have no sexual experience by age 34
>41.6 percent of males in their 20's have never dated anyone
>10.1 percent of males told government surveryors sex was too much work
Thoughts?
Not surprised. Most of them want 2D girls, from anime or some video game shit. They tend to have these unrealistic standards and expect Japanese women to fit those standards, it's no wonder why their population is dwindling down. I heard a couple stories of these Japanese men marrying body pillows.
>>25924400
Nice double dubs OP.
Yeah Nippon can be pretty based.
>Companies received money to promote women
>NOT ONE TOOK IT
Japan is one of the most feminist countries in the world and the girls there have impossibly high standards for Japanese men, so they decide to just say fuck it.
Would any of you hang out with another robot? And if you did would you enjoy it or it be weird and you would be worried about doing something autistic the whole time?
>>25924296
I speak to robot-types all the time. All the people I ever have social interaction with at uni are spergs who browse 4chan/are into some sort of odd hobby. It's comfy.
I did, I went on rants as he played the guitar.
He did not care to repeat the experience.
>>25924342
Would you repeat the experience? Was it weird for you?
tell me anons. what age did you
>have first gf(9), have first kiss(11) and lose virginity(nope)?
>>25924293
>first gf
12 over AIM
>first kiss
14 by friend of a friend who felt bad for me about being a sperg who'll never find love
>lose virginity
never, I'm guessing
>first gf
17
>first kiss
17
>lose virginity
17
and that was the best 8 months of my life with that girl
>>25924293
>have first gf
4 she was 3
>first kiss
same as above
>lose virginity
23, hooker
Why haven't you become a lesbian yet, fembot?
I am and I'm living the closeted life.
Actually pretty okay.
Because lesbians are deluding themselves that lesbianism is possible. The female sex drive is mercurial and deeply sublimated, so it can't easily be sounded for response to erotic stimuli. Men are lucky in that about 30 seconds of nudging while they're horny is enough to get them to masturbate to something horrible, and then it locks into place forever that they enjoy that fetish, orientation, whatever. With women, you can have an activity that you enjoy with a partner for ten years and then a subsequent partner won't be able to hit the same spot. You can take on sympathetic fetishes that your partner had, that you now can't enjoy because the new partner isn't into them. Even more important though is the fact that women are designed to be very unresponsive to men, with only rare, brilliant performances from rare, brilliant male specimens really striking sufficiently hard to penetrate the murky depths of your psyche and make your vagina flush.
Most women are even less in touch with what turns them on about a potential partner than men are. That's why they sit on OKCupid for years, evaluating billions of men but never finding the "je ne sais quoi" that not even they can predict. Men have to perform some perfect storm of capability, impressiveness, resolve, etc., something that hits on all the right notes in harmonic resonance.
Living perpetually in that state, especially as a particularly picky woman, makes it pretty easy to wonder whether you're even attracted to men at all. Especially if you have bad luck with a string of incompetent or shitty lovers. This is where women convince themselves that they must be gay, because the same flat, gray, tepid nothingness they feel when being intimate with a (admittedly, aesthetically nice) female body is similar enough to how they felt with all those non-starter men. And aren't women at least nicer? And of course, you'd be so INTERESTING if you were gay!
Thankfully the occasional glimpse of Chad is enough to remind us.
>>25924421
In addition, the real thing working against more women becoming lesbians: Women are fucking intolerable.
Most women don't even have to make a foray into gay dating to realise this. Most women hate other women and can't imagine how men tolerate them. Flighty, catty, bitchy. The whole REASON you want men is because they are strong, firm, dignified. They are bedrock. Women are the antithesis of bedrock. Only the most deluded and unreflective SJW can convince herself otherwise, and even then, actual experience with women is enough.
You're a man, so you know. You know what it's like trying to court a woman. You know how flighty and boring they are. 98% of lesbian courtship attempts are just two retarded straight bitches both trying to force the other one to be "The Man," so that they can continue being just as insufferable and picky and finicky and flighty as they were on the straight dating scene.
Also, cunnilingus is overrated, fingers or no. The sensation of being fucked is qualitatively necessary for most women.
how are you dealing with depression, robots?
Smoking and drinking while listening to loud music to stop myself from thinking
>>25924055
why are you depressed op?
>>25924104
I should try the loud music.
my goals for 2015:
>get a gf
>find a hobby or interest
>work out at least 4x a week
my lifetime goals:
>retire
>make it past 50 years of age without killing myself
w-w-what do you think guys?
>>25924047
omg that roast beef silhouette
trying to not vomit
>>25924047
Did you achieve them?
>>25924074
>trying to not vomit
8/10 goal anon
>"Hey Anon, would you like to hang out this Saturday? My parents are out of town and I have to look after my little brother. If you like you could come over and we could watch a movie or something. I hope it's not weird me asking this, it's just we only have a few classes together so I don't really ever get the chance to talk to you. Well, let me know I guess. See ya!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YHU6BwPR0]
that girl is qt
QT!
>it's one of these threads again
maybe there are girls that would hangout with me, but they would never initiate.
are you ready to die lads
Always
Who /novabro/ here?
who else /blizzard warning/ here? gonna go out in the middle of it and chill on the ground
>>25923947
who /livinginthered/ here?
MD
>I deserve nothing less than a rich, tall, handsome, muscular boyfriend with a huge dick
>>25923887
>Fuck body standards, Chad for every woman!
>>25924259
This comic is pretty much exactly how my female friends interact with one another.I think it's sweet. More people deserve a support network like that.
>>25924259
Yes. Yes!
muted.
Tell r9k, I'm good to go?
good to go to middle school
Good to get beat up by a fucking nigger
>>25923710
Mr. Blaum is that you, fucking piece of shit
Who /sardines/ for lunch here?
Eat them with diced garlic and onions straight out of the can.
10/10
you gonna die from silver poisoning
>>25923609
>sardines
>not caballa
pleb
>>25923609
I think that's delightful.
A girl that I like in my programming lab asked me to help her understand. What do I do? What does this mean?
Ask her what the issue is, hint, it's about programming. Help her. Leave her alone.
>Beta
>>25923538
ask her what she means
>>25923538
Ask her to help you understand what she meant.
Would you date a passing post-op trans girl?
>>25923514
No.
A pre-op passing transgirl?
Yes.
>>25923514
>post-op
So there's a vagina. Good enough, I'll judge her on the same scale as other women, for the most part.
Unfortunately, trannies are almost always completely faggy, and I don't like 99% of women anyways. God alone knows how I've ever made it with a woman.
>>25923540
I don't want to ruin the fantasy but a pre-op trans girl will not let you touch her penis.
You want a trap.
So how was your day, robots? Anything exciting happen?
book that was supposed to arrive didn't.
new monster energy arrived in the UK. bought three. shitposted the rest of the day away.
how was your day?
woke up at 5 pm and I'm browsing 4chan.
I got cucked by my medical book.
