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>be suffering from anxiety and crippling depression
>get job
>quit on first day because too much social pressure
>repeat everytime I find new job
>try to make money programming freelance instead
>fail at every attempt to monetize
>feel like im about to die whenever doing work
its not like im lazy, i lift regularly and put in lots of effort int he things i do but it feels like I'm giving away my soul and giving up everything I ever believed in for a few measly dollars. what the fucK is this how the average person lives?
>>29284949
In America, you can actually get neetbux for crippling anxiety or depression. It counts as a disability in some cases. Go talk to your doctor.
>>29284949
The average person isn't as pathetic as you. They function half-way decently
>>29284949
have you tried any kind of medication or gradual exposure? most normies do it because it's a routine to them and they will lose their shit if you break their routine. I get what you mean though, unfortunately I haven't found the answer myself and I am not much better than you are
Check out this terrifying chatbot:
www.chatwithibot.com
>>29284891
Wow.
Its spookily realistic. Like talking to a human
WOW IT'S LIKE TALKING WITH AN ACTUAL NORMIE
TOP-NOTCH NORMIE PROGRAMMING
>>29285417
Fucking kek, it is a normie simulator.
Your workout for today
Last two digits = number of push ups
Roll and post your music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UzSHCdmStE
give me a high number>>29284824
Let her rip
>>29284824
push up god please be kind
I feel so angry.
do you want to talk about it, man? I'm listening.
>>29284866
No. go away. Leave me alone desu. I hate you.
>>29285003
I wanted to share feels you cunt
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag and drop or type "postpic: filename.extension"
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
Music? Orbiting? Memeing? All in one? What a deal!
:^)
Buncha robot dweebs.. But they a'ight...
>>29284711
Courtesy bamp
Do you ever take notice of time dubs?
Like the seconds or minutes of the timestamp being dubs
>>29284674
I do. Nice seconds dubs
>>29284697
Thanks.
I got 22:22:22 once without even trying, that's what started it for me.
>>29284674
What about filenames?
Who else here girly looking but not gay?
Post a picture of yourself for proof
>>29284663
>but not gay
hmm...
>>29284663
>LETS SHARE PERSONAL PHOTOS GUISE.
off to /soc/ with you, fucking teenscum.
I fucking hate christianity.
why?
original comment original
Wow, nice blog post! Clearly you have a lot of profound thoughts. Keep me posted
No hate but it creeps me out so I stay away from it. The notion of a bunch of higher beings ruling over us (god and his angels) scares the shit out of me, they could be aliens who eat us or something of the sort.
Why haven't you gotten plastic surgery yet?its a life changer
Does plastic surgery unravel with age? I want a rhinoplasty when I can afford it.
>>29284642
Did her ass get smaller?
>>29284707
She got some fat sucked out
>OK robot, I will be your gf! The only condition is, you have to wear panties so that I'm sure you're not going to want to take off your clothes in front of other girls.
>>29284565
do they get to be soft panties?
can they be your panties?
>>29284565
This sounds like the start of some feminization story.
As long as it doesn't end with me getting silicon breasts and pleasuring her new bf Chad I'm in I guess.
Panties in exchange for gf is something I'm willing to sacrifice.
>>29284633
They just have to be the girliest and mos feminine possible.
Watching E3 made me think of how many people yearn for these games because they're fucking depressed and "need" distraction. Explosions have to be bigger, the food saltier, and drinks so sugary they essentially become syrupy cum. Anything so you don't have to face who you really are when you get back home from work.
Normies haven't it figured out either. Most people are a joke.
>>29284543
>Says the guy posting on 4chan on r9k, of all places
>>29284765
I'm here for research purposes
>>29284543
this
>>29284765
>/r9k/ is only for losers
>hypocrisy invalidates an idea
>>29284831
mah nigga
Who else here /stalktheirex/. I stalk the only girl that's ever loved me back to this day (5 years after breakup). I would've been a much happier person, had I never had a girlfriend. JUST
I don't stalk her, but I feel perpetual sadness and an extremely strong desire to avoid all people and never expose any weakness, 6 years on, because of her.
I'm pretty pathetic in a lot of aspects but that's the one thing I don't do. I know that looking at their stuff will just bring up old feelings. When I break up with someone I block them on everything and never speak to them again, makes it easy to move on. I never think of anyone aside from when exes are brought up because of this
For your own mental health I'd just stop
>>29284606
I blocked her, and did all things that I was told to do, but at one point (after 3 years), I just couldn't help myself, and I just talked to her. She's currently sad that a guy she has feelings for doesn't feel the same for her; she's told me all of it, and I just feel like such a cuck sitting there and reading line after line of her complaining about that guy, but how she has all these feelings for him. I don't even know what to do
pic related, sadly.
>tfw you have the sudden realization through a series of flashbacks kind of like at the end of The Sixth Sense in which you realize that you are utterly autistic and have behaved autistically on many occasions over the last several years
Just gotta reprimand it lad, also don't expect too many replies since this isnt a meta thread
>tfw you physcially cringe thinking back on some autistic shit you did
Yeah no. I've known I'm dumb and slow since the 3rd grade, when I was sitting in class one day and looked around to notice my class was 1/3rd the size of the other two and half my small class was the mentally challenged kids. I just stopped caring at one point, like early high school, and enjoy shit. Funny how I have an IQ of like 85 but still somehow managed to be in the top 50 of my graduating class and had a GPA of like 3.85. My point is it doesn't really matter what the fuck you autistically did in the past.
I've noticed that giantess is a pretty popular fetish around here. I want to ask the robots who are turned on by it what exactly is it's appeal? What exactly turns you on about giant grills?
>>29284481
I like women, having more to love is nice. Also the power they would have over you. Also imagine being tiny and cuddling with a qt.
Robots are masochistic and just want to be dominated by the girls they hate so much
Seems pretty simple
Most of the "giantess fetish" stuff doesn't do anything for me, it's a pretty diverse fantasy and everyone likes giantess for very different reasons.
I don't like the giant women knocking down buildings and such, I like when the women are normal sized but the man shrinks and is basically her little pet boyfriend.
I'm also mainly in it for the feet. I think women's feet are the beautiful things in the universe... so what's better than having those beautiful feet being so huge that they can cover my whole body?
Pic related is what /fit/ thinks about us.
Thoughts?
Its partially correct. Everyone who goes to /r9k/ reaches that point at some time. I already went through it, in fact, I just came back from /fit/
pic related is one faggot on fit thinks about us
there's 15% chance it was you who made the comment just to make this thread
>>29284474
Pretty much the truth. There are a few outliers who have been dealt TREMENDOUSLY shitty hands but they are far and few.
