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>tfw when the communist revolution which is the true beta uprising against the chad normie bourgeois won't happen in your lifetime, but in the next
Sorry but communism means work and social unity, and most of robot fags are socially retard and never worked in their life. Anarchism is only way for us.
>>29284472
>tfw it may never happen
please bring based lenin back to life
Have you ever actually met communists it's usually potsmoking bearded Chads in universities with individual harems of leftosluts.
>be history major
>have no idea what I should do with my life
>>29284471
I hear that the military likes history if you have an interest in war and global affairs. Get a masters in something useful or something where you have opportunity.
>>29284471
Pray that the market for covert time travelers picks up
Kek I'm a history major and will drop out to start an apprenticeship at a bank soon.
Better to leave the meme majors behind before they ruin your life.
Does r9k know how to get LSD? No dealers in my city have it, can I just order online?
How do?
>>29284435
Do you really want to take LSD?
>>29284511
Yes,especially to experience that depersonalization which I've experienced before without acid
>>29284435
dealers in your city have it you just dont know them
I just got prescribed Zoloft and a mood stabilizer for bipolar. what am I in for r9k?
>>29284422
what mood stabilizer?
what bipolar?
You're not gonna be happy or sad, just feel an emotionless void. Also your sex drive will be lowered. It basically removes the peaks and bottoms of your emotional "curve" to put it in blunt terms.
It's not meant to cure it, it's meant to get you in check and then you take active steps towards making it better, like exercise and make changes away from a self destructive lifestyle.
>>29284496
Sooo no more depression but also no more happiness? That sounds horrible.
What does /r9k/'s handwriting look like?
Absolutely shit because I never bothered holding a pen properly for most of my life.
>>29284385
people still write things? with pen and paper?
STOP
FINGERPRINTING
US
Do you think you'll ever stop browsing this shithole?
maybe if i ever get laid
I'll leave when the normies leave. Not before.
I'm just a cyborg!
I-I can leave whenever I want to! Honest!
Will I finally be considered cool and get a girlfriend if I buy a giant vape mod? I don't smoke or vape but all the cool kids at school are vaping and they have girlfriends so I mean it only makes sense.
Eventually they'll make vape dildos that are also speakers, and then you'll be really cool because you were already sucking.
>>29284265
Big vape big dreams
>>29284265
Yeah do it, make sure you spend at least $400 though or girls won't even look your way.
>tfw fell for the debt meme
Worst meme
>>29284253
>tfw waiting for dad to die already so I can get out of debt
> mfw debt can make you rich
>>29284253
>not running away to a different country, dumping all documents and starting fresh
You find a genie and he will grant you one wish from the three following
A)an additional 100k per year of pretax income
B)3.5 points in facial attractiveness out of 10
C) 4.5 inches in height
What do you pick?
>>29284235
B.
My best chance at happiness I expect.
>>29284235
Always money, whoever picks anything else isnt looking at life in the long term. I guess except option C, but who cares what your height is when you're raking in money that can be used for investing to make more money and also plastic surgery.
Without any doubt: A
My face isn't the problem and I'm already 6'6.
Why would you fuck a nasty, STD-riddled, bologna-flapped roastie lmao pussy when you could have a beautiful woman's feet?
Will dump some meme foot circles to start.
Some ways to spread footlove into the world:
>Develop a TEDx talk that teaches the world about qt feets
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
>Goto your local park or pool and offer PedEgg services to girls who are sunning themselves
>Create a cuisine centered around having fun with beautiful feets
>Make a foot related song and record it with a local choir or band
>Sponsor a local girl's athletic team to cover any foot-health related expenses
>Defend the classic and modern aesthetics of women's feet to an ignorant pleb
>Like/favorite/promote qt footposts on facebook, twitter and other social media
How have you increased the footlove on Earth?
>omg, anon, you probably think its weird but would you please take a picture of our feet? its a thing we do...
>this...doesn't bother you, does it, anon?
>ywn goto your neighborhood Footcandy shop for some Toegummies
>just flunked out of college
fuck my life, how do I tell my parents?
I don't know, i get straight A's
How do you flunk out of college? It's just high school if attendance was mandatory, like how fucking stupid do you even have to be?
>>29284192
Been there, done that.
Big mistake, letting them push me into school when I wasn't ready.
How do you tell them? I think you know how. It's just working yourself up to it.
Do you like how Gen 7 of Pokemon is shaping up so far?
Nostalgia babies and "lack of innovation" tards please do not reply
They look like fucking faggot ass digimon or some shit
Gen 1 for life
>>29284160
Popplio is best mon, no contest
I'm really stoked.
Can't wait for some gameplay mechanics being leaked apart from the rotom dex (which is cool and all but I view it as more of a fanservice)
Also, I think I'll go for Rowlet
>>29284177
W E W, literally can't follow a simple thread instruction
>knowing you're the coworker nobody likes
>after work functions all the time
>just want to do my job and go home
>the coworker everyone pretends to like because you work hard...like a robot
>>29284141
>when you have a co-worker named Chad who skates by on everyfucking thing
>when you get in trouble for his shit
Can somebody explain this pepe to me?
>>29284101
Look towards your childhood
>>29284101
Watching his dad shout at his mum
I interpret it as 2 parents screaming at each other
as their kid watches with a poker face
Do people ever think about you?
Is this a cara revival attempt? It's over, >>>/s/
>>29284049
My mommy girlfriend cares about me
She tells me she loves me at least once every hour.
I think so.
I dropped out of college a few months ago. I wasn't really friends with anybody in my classes but we still spoke during class and only in class. They didn't have my number of anything.
So they're probably already still wondering why I suddenly dropped out. For all they know I could be dead.
