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Neetcave/Hikikomori room. Post pictures of your room. Preferable filthy rooms with pissbottles/diapers.
please wash your blanket and sheets, that's all i ask
You're absolutely gross.
my room isn't that bad but I need to patch that wall up better and paint over it, and I rarely make my bed in the morning
I'm thinking of getting into fapping to traps and trannies. Where would be a good place to start?
>>29282291
With a noose around your neck. Don't do it robot. There's enough faggots in this world.
>the tranny has a bigger package than I do
>>29282381
That's not even huge by latina trannie standards.
Are there any UK fembots who would be interested in some paid modelling work?
All ages, heights, dress sizes wanted
Will provide contact info to any interested canididates :)
Oh so THIS is how I should go about exploiting, raping and blackmailing forgotten nerd girls.
>>29281994
Haha anon, ur so funneh
Session is arranged in advance, paid for in cash and a relaxed, fun experience for all parties
>>29281726
Where are you going to hide dead bodies, anon?
Fucking roasties stop thinking your fucking special you entitled cunts.
Just be fucking robots like the people who actually belong here you dont need to add fem in front of everything to show that you have a pussy to everyone god fucking damn just end your life.
Your the reason guys dont want us here seriously fuck off normie stacy cunts, you are actually able to fuck chad so go do it and stop bothering everyone here jesus.
just fucking die
pic related IF YOU CANT RELATE YOU DONT BELONG HERE GET THE FUCK OUT
holy shit thats absolutely disgusting jesus
>>29274170
Shave and I'd fuck you.
>>29274428
>implying 5 years worth of growing out hair is worth a cheap fuck
haha no thanks senpai I'll stick to my 2D qt girls
Have you ever considered how crazy it must be?
Women are incredibly power-hungry, but at the same time are sexually attracted to men who make them feel weak and small. I can't even imagine what a mindfuck that must be.
In fact, women are often more power-hungry than men, precisely because of how weak they feel. But they want the strong seed, too, and for that, they need to feel weak.
Isn't this absolutely the most fucked up thing you've ever thought of? I mean, most of us think that having power both in general and over others is a good thing, because having power means being freer.
But women while they like the idea of having power both generally and over men ACTUALLY want a man who is strong and dominant over them. So what they want sexually and what they want socially are at odds.
How can a creature like this exist in the world?
"Are you a slave? If so, you cannot be a friend. Are you a tyrant? If so, you cannot have friends. In woman, a slave and a tyrant have all too long been concealed. For that reason, woman is not yet capable of friendship: she knows only love. In a woman's love is injustice and blindness towards all that she does not love. And in the enlightened love of a woman, too, there is still the unexpected attack and lightning and night, along with the light. Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or, at best, cows."
>Nietzsche
Women are basically constantly miserable. They are incapable of having real friends. The smart ones realize this and are practically in a perpetual state of angst about it, because they realize that all their "girlfriends" are fair-weather phonies who don't give a fuck about them, and who would stab them in the back over some drama or if someone cooler came along. The dumb ones are at least blissfully ignorant of how superior male friendships are.
Women exist ONLY for and through men. But men only see them as objects, fundamentally and forever.
The existence of women is actually terrifying, and proof that there is no God. No God could ever be cruel enough to create this philosophical thought experiment in solitude and solipsism. The most friendless man still finds camaraderie on /r9k/, at least, but women can't even have that. They can only come here and flaunt their vaginas for attention. They are the real forever alone gender.
>>29274210
Now reading Nietzche
>>29274210
Damn right!
Even the absolutely, positively, most friendless man in this world, like any man, he will creates things, invent things. I know it's sad to only have imaginary friends, but know this: women can't even have imaginary friends, unless they are clinically insane, even so I still doubt it.
Just see how lonely women, they are batshit crazy one way or another, they resort to pets, and how sick is their attachment towards her animal buddies. My aunt, for example, had a dog, it was the daughter she could never have.
As you might guess it already, she became more and more insane as the years passed. Failed marriage, divorced, tried to separate my parents, to ruin their marriage.
I like animals, but they are not my friends.
fuck ciar a, fuck erica, marky, blondie, pizza etc
lets just orbit around Crispy, the only decent woman in this normie wasteland
Kill yourself you fucking pathetic waste of air
>>29274040
not veri impressing m8, hate harder
and she's hispanic to boot.
Almost all of these powers are rad the game is rigged I tells ya.
>>29270637
rolling, but I need my dice+d100
>>29270637
Rolling tae fuk boiz
Rolling with this unique post that's never been posted before.
anyone awake yet edition?
Poleaboo enjoys cross dressing a little to much
Gets a sex change
Starts his own website, cam services and that.
Gets really popular, makes loads of money.
His dad finds out, is disgusted at first but then realises this means his son will finally move out
Poleaboo decides it would be to much fuss
His dad reees and kills himself
Poleaboo carieers on getting famous, becomes a female porn star.
Begins to do modeling, acting, and body doubling for insecure actresses.
10 years pass by, poleaboo is now living in a mansion.
Checks if r9k is still there, it is.
See /britfeel/ with 400 posts and one poster, nigii.
Poleaboo decides to post
>Haha it was just a prank guys, I hate dressing up as a girl. I got you!
keep it alive, really thought at least some of yo guys would pull all nighters
Am I missing something lads?
Except the fucked up clock
Autistic things you do
>listen to Pokemon soundtracks instead of actual music
>>29258107
I just ate a full tub of frozen meijer brand cool whip.
>>29258107
Man just morph your awkward autistic into awe inducing autistic. Just listen to classic instead
>reload imaginary guns while taking shits in the bathroom
does anyone else just not care who wins the election?
>Hillary wins --- free shit! Socialism!!!
>Trump wins ---- Lots o money!! Capitalism!
That ain't how it works you delusional ringworm.
you don't know shit my lad
>>29288965
>Hillary wins
>Free shit - socialism
LOL. You're thinking of Bernie, my friend. Hillary is more ruthlessly capitalist than Trump. Hillary won't give you a cent unless your name ends in (((Berg))).
Has 4chan/internet ruined something for you entirely?
I know you'll call me a faggot but
> THAT Rocket Power copypasta
Really disturbed me on a visceral level. I really liked Tito, I can't even watch the cartoon anymore, it just seems so creepy and weird now.
> was going to use pic of tito but it was too much so here's squid beefing it
as the ancient hawaiians used to say...
ITS
ruined everything for me
I'm a jaded bitter edgelord now
I fucking hated all the Klasky Csupo cartoons as a kid. Rocket Power, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, As Told by Ginger etc.
Post your favorite rare Angry frog memes and a reason for why they are your favorite(s).
I'll start, I like this one because the background is white
>>29288460
I enjoy this froggo meme because froggo cry
in this one he like T REX
>>29288460
this one is classic
If you respond to this thread I'll post nudes of a chubby girl with a huge ass
I can't pass that up.
Show me the goods, OP.
im interested, lets see her
give it here then
>tfw trap
>tfw cant find anybody in my area with an actual 8" cock
why the fuck does the average man have to be so beta
says the person who couldn't handle being a man and needs to resort to pretend and be a woman
It could be because an 8 incher is like 1% of the world's population you dumb fucking degenerate
I'm probably getting baited right now
>>29288451
fucking slain
/thread
ITT we fight other anons in our area
>>29288386
What's this girls name? She's qt as fuck.
>>29288394
[memearrows]she[/memearrows]
>>29288394
you know shes a trap right?
not saying you're wrong, but know what you're getting into
