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When will my mom stop trying to force the "you're good looking and will get a gf some day" meme?
>>26652717
24 and she stills at it on a daily basis.
I just nod it off, don't even have the strenght to reply.
She still has hope for you, give her a few years more until she loses all hope.
Do you have any succesful siblings? that usually makes the process faster.
>>26652717
When you get a vasectomy, and give her a copy of the paperwork with "No" written in the margin
Would you date a girl that draws hentai for a living?
>>26652418
Depends on the art quality and skill level
Depends. Show work, OP.
>>26652418
Yeah, so long as she meets my standards. Hentai isn't a deal breaker or anything.
I've heard a lot about animu on 4Chan, but I'm not too sold. I used to watch a few in the past but found it kinda cringey and just boring. Not gonna be a fag, convince me to watch anime /r9k/
>>26652388
start with an top tier non ecchi anime like death note.
Perhaps this will convince you?
original
>>26652747
You mean Kaiji
I know four girls who don't wear makeup and they're so real.
What's your excuse
You can tell a woman's honesty by the amount of makeup she uses.
Girls who don't wear makeup are confident in themselves and won't settle with a loser like me.
>>26652400
>you have to date every woman you know
W h a t
What's /r9k/s political compass like?
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/
>>26652336
anything above libertarian left is autist tier
>>26652546
leftists bringing the bants
weee my comment is not original
I don't even want a gf anymore, I understand it's unreasonable. I just want a friend online who I can talk with and share things with so I don't feel so alone, still seems like too much to ask for.
What games you play
Every online relationship ive ever had, friend or otherwise, has never lasted more than 2 years.
Its just too easy to lose contact.
too impersonal.
>>26652137
>tfw had someone exactly like that until I royally fucked my own shit up
Not worth it tbqh
Why is the Zika virus so scary lads? Can it actually kill? Anyone with more information on it? The government is obviously making it worse than it seems. Also my words per minute. Post yours if you can too.
Test is kind of shit if it didn't automatically scroll and used whole sentences it would be significantly more accurate of your WPM
Only shows symtoms in 1/10 infected people. It's potentially linked to babies of mothers, infected during pregnancy, being born with heads that are too small.
I.E harmless if you're not pregnant.
can u defeat me?
HAHAHAAHH YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP US?!?!
The Skelly Army wants YOU
>>26651935
Who /underweight/ here?
ajajajja
>got kicked out of uni
>I'm officially a NEET now
what now
it's been a week and I've never been this bored before in my life
>>26651877
Welcome to your new life
Enjoy a hobby, read, cook.
There's plenty of shit to do, being bored just shows that uni was your entire life.
Uni-fags dont belong.
>>26651877
How did you get kicked out of uni?
>find comfy animu
>get yourself some tendies
>never wear pants again
>browse /r9k/
Welcome to the NEET life, new friend.
Chad doesn't really flaunt that he's better than you, his luxuries are just all that he knows. Losers and robots on the other hand, who finally get swole and charismatic and start attracting women in their 20's are egotistical as hell. They act like middle schoolers all throughout their 20's and 30's and think they're the shit. Once girls start giving them attention and their self-worth goes from 0 to 100 they have an insatiable thirst for attention more so than any roastie or Stacey. They will bully and mock their friends even though they shared the same low status for the entirety of their teen years because they feel they are so much better than them now. The normal Chad acts like this from ages 12-16, but the former kissless virgin who loses it at 23 will partake in childish behavior toward his peers for possibly the rest of his life.
Robots are the worst pieces of shit on earth, and I hope you stay lossless virgins.
>>26651874
>lossless virgins.
>tfw I'll never experience FLAC
damn dude that's pretty rude
>>26651874
Robots can't "become" alpha. Anybody who becomes alpha was a normie or a Chad in denial.
You guys ever get especially depressed on beautiful days?
All the more on beautiful days. Everyone else is out drinking and partying. I'll be at home drinking and it's a party of one.
>>26651850
Yes, the prettier the day, the worse the mood.
>>26651850
>>26653124
especially during the summer where everyone is out having adventures with there friends. going to beaches and to parties. while you are stuck in your hot ass room browsing the internet for 12 hours a day fusing to your computer chair
A qt 6/10 girl (my ex) just offered me sex and I turned her down because she broke my heart when we were together. Am I insane? I probably will never have sex again in my life as shes the only girl whos been willing to fuck me.
If you still love her or hasnt moved on with your life, then no
If you really dont give a fuck, then do it
Pic related or nah? Oregano
>>26652025
I love her but she has a boyfriend.
ITT: red flags for women
>she wants to fuck on the 1st or 2nd date
>she's shorter than 5'4"
>she has piercings anywhere but her ears
>she has brown eyes
>she has tattoos
>she has a broken hymen
>she doesn't like anime
>she has a BMI lower than 19 or higher than 26
>her tit size is below DD cup
>she's below 5'9"
womanlets stay out of my airspace
Who here on /SSI/? Autismbux all day son.
>>26651823
im on SSRI
>>26651823
>tfw you have to talk to the government to be considered for SSI
>they'll probably laugh at me
>>26651823
>>26652026
What does it stand for?
Even if you get used to the smell of your own cum after you jack off anybody who comes into your room after that can tell
>>26651760
I always jack off in the bathroom because my cum truly smells like rot
>>26651760
welp time to thoroughly clean my room today
>>26651760
FUCK Am I going to get a computer virus from opening that?
