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ITT we share our cringe stories
>be me
>about a month ago
>take my 7 y/o son to the museum
>actually having a good time with my son
>look at lots of cool stuff, we're having a blast
>decide to take my son on a free tour for kids age 5-9
>tour is okay, just others kids and parents following around a youngish girl, maybe 25
>she's telling us about various things in the museum
>at the end she says "okay we've got a little quiz for you to fill out, parents, you can join in too!"
>we sit at these little tables as the kids fill in the quizzes
>decide to fill in a few answers myself
>some questions about random shit
>2nd or 3rd question down is "what do BC
And AD stand for"
>for some autistic reason, I write "beta cuck" and "ass domination"
>think it's funny or whatever, put the paper down with my hand kinda leaned on it
>tour guide girl says. "okay let's check some answers" and picks my sheet up before I can even think about it
>fuckfuckfuck.jpg
>continues to pick up the rest
>starts reading mine from the top of the pile
>I literally feel sick to my stomach
>she gets to the dreaded question, and I'm basically sweating
>"beta cuck and... Aah..."
>"who's test is this?"
>nobody says anything but other parents are looking around and can clearly see that I'm shaken
>stand up with my son and leave the museum really quickly
>"why did we have to leave daddy?"
>I should probably just tell my son that I'm a socially retarded dickhead
Wont be going to that museum any time soon.
kek I hope this is true
>>26649261
had a very good laugh, thanks anon.
This is why i come to 4chan senpai.
Spurdo > Pepe
>>26649239
Did you know that Spurdo is based on Pepe?
>>26649239
nigga u'se cray? pepe>feels>fuuuu>pedobear>reddit memes>le 9gag maymays>spurdo
>>26649773
I will call the FIDF to report this hatespeech
>borrowing boyfriend's computer
>he has tons of pictures of that Lily girl from the AT&T commercials along with pornographic fanart of her
Sure ya do ya roastie.
>>26649161
>implying your a real girl
gtfo fag
>having a bf
>being female
>coming to /r9k/
So what... You need to be a 10/10 Chad to be a beta orbiter cuck now?
>jewish
>successful guys only
>>26649100
wait what the fuck kind of break do you have to have that they stick shit like that in your legs??
>Jew
>dislikes manipulative people
"manipulative people" to her are Jews that managed to out Jew her.
>Hey anon
>How do you like my new hair?
This is your one chance at getting a gf, so answer carefully.
>>26649071
I don't know, let me see how it looks from the perspective of you giving me a blowjob.
>>26649106
Uh...don't you think that's a bit sexist??
that color makes her look like a street walker
When did you give up on life r9k?
When i dropped out of highschool.
When I dropped out of college
When I dropped out of elementary school
Even literal retards can find love, get laid, and start a family.
>>26648859
Would you breed with a literal retard OP?
so what's wrong with the rest of you?
Everyone deserved to be loved
So robots, what's worrying you today?
Is it another shit week at work? Or maybe you're in education and have a lot of work to do?
Whatever it is, feel free to let it out ITT
I've only got one class tomorrow, so I've got nothing to do, really. Now if only I had some friends.. I'm getting cabin fever in this shitty dorm.
Sunday is a little less stressful for me because there's no pressure for me to go out and do something tonight
Friday and Saturday nights are hell
>>26648815
The perspective of a week identical the precedent weeks
>self diagnosed as "depressed"
Not so fast normies. Show me the doctors note first. Until then,you're just a redditor who's looking for attention.
>>26648777
I never got a paper with official diagnosis but the psych prescribed me antidepressants and I'm on CBT, guess I could say I'm depressed
>a diagnosis
>for depression
this is literally a wealthy middle aged housewives disorder. you might as well be complaining about your coffee being too hot or how traffic is ruining your life.
>>26648777
Who said i'm looking for attention. Nobody knows i'm an unhappy person
So let me tell you about my night robots. Another eye opening soul crushing defeat for me. Will greentext story
>Post ad on craigslist looking for Chubby Girl cause thats my weakness
>Get a response asking if I want to watch her and her man
>Figure sure why not, I'm not getting laid anyways
>Make way to their house
>Man meets me outside says he wants to get to know me a little before bringing me in
>We talk about stupid stuff
>But I look over the guy
>Hes a manlet like me, except a fat guy
>Hes not really that attractive
>Tells me he has just under 5"
>He asks if I like bigger girls
>I'm thinking at this point she must be hugely obese to be with this guy
>But I say yeah i do cause who cares
>Takes me in to see his woman nude on the bed
Heres where I rage
>The girl is not obese!
>She is chubby just like I like them.
>Big tits and round ass!
>She is also a pretty girl!
>The guy takes off his clothes to start fucking her
>He is around 3" hard if that.
I get so pissed that I start looking at my life. What the fuck is wrong with me? A guy my height who I felt I was a little more attractive than. A guy who is fat with a micropenis.
And here I am can't get one date.
Couldn't hardly even concentrate on her getting fucked because I was so frustrated.
Made my drive home pretty sad.
Fucked up huh?
Well maybe you just need to get a stranger to watch you like him.
>>26648747
chubby women settle with whatever guy they can find that accepts them first because we don't believe that men are actually attracted to the chub.
>>26648833
whatever, tons of guys are into chubby girls only. theres a whole dvd series dedicated to chubby girls with big tits and asses.
and i see tons of better looking guys than me with chubby girls.
i've asked and been turned down by chubby girls
what the fuck is wrong with me
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Give me one good reason not to do it...
>>26648742
That's a drawing
>>26648742
Because it'll splash everywhere.
Put the lid on, moron.
Holy fucking shit Joe Cartoon
I haven't thought about him in ages
That and Killfrog, anyone remember Killfrog?
Who here doesn't have erections anymore? When I'm fapping, my dick doesn't get hard but I cum anyway. What the fuck is happening? I'm so worried, who here in the same situation? What can I do to solve this fucking shit?
I'm virgin lvl 25 btw
P M U B
M
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B
>be on 2nd month of nofap
>get disgusted at most porn now
>opinion on true beauty has changed
>able to keep an erection as long as I want even after I've ejaculated.
A reptile dysfunction is almost entirely mental. Take a break for 2 days I know it's difficult but it helps a ton. Also if you're taking Prozac it does thus
What are some good paying jobs where you just sit around on a computer all day?
EngiNEET.
>>26648711
Software Engineer
Code monkey
Business
Science
Code Monkey (Only third worlders take this bait)
Data entry
Basically every writing job
And most arts jobs too.
How much does /r9k/ score?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
Well I might have aspergers after all.
Friendly reminder that antidepressants can reduce empathy so you won't get an accurate result.
>>26648720
I don't take any meds
These test are shit. They basically ask you 60 times whether you think you are autistic or not.
>Welcome to heaven, anon! I'm just going to take a look at your lifetime sin records to make sure you're righteous enough to enter. Don't worry though, one sin will be cleared from the books for each gf you've ever had.
>worshiping a dead kike
>not worshipping the one true God who will give you 72 virgins in the afterlife
When did robots become such bluepilled?
>>26648667
More like one sin would be added for each gf.
It's about purity and eternal love. Every ex-gf is a mark of failure.
>>26648715
>Hmm, so I see here it says you're autistic. I'm afraid you will have to go to autism hell. There will be lots of loud noises and normies will be having a party in the same room as you for all eternity.
