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I can't anymore, /r9k/. I can't do anything. I'm depressed, I have auditory hallucinations. A voice converses with me, tells me I'm a worthless sack of shit and keeps reminding me so that I don't get hopeful and inevitably disappointed when someone shows the least amount of concern for me. I have no friends, I have no life prospects, I'm too much of a pussy to an hero. I just want to escape everything. I don't want to get on drugs because I'm too fucking scared that I'll get addicted and end up like a junkie, and the worst part is that day in, day out, I have to act like everything is fine. I could tell someone but really they wouldn't care. I could see a therapist but that wouldn't do anything. I don't know what I'm doing with life. Someone give me answers, robots please.
General feels thread.
is that voice your fathers? because it might not be hallucinations XDDD stop being such a fucking beta fag
>>26647094
Shameless self bump. Something something original comment
>>26647107
Dad left when I was 3, haven't seen him since I was 9 about a decade ago
Lets skip the sad stuff but im dying from brain cancer 100% certain im gonna die so lets not worry about it.
I have more or less $400k from my parents (they are kill now). Give me som funny ideas on what to spend it on in my will. Right now its gonna be donated to this fund that preserve nature (1/2 of it) and 1/4 for a institution in my area that builds coop gardens. What should i spend ~100k?
>>26647077
buy a random anon a top of the line sex doll
>>26647096
fucking this.. ANON PLEASE you must invest that money in a company that produces lifelike sex dolls... PLEASE
>>26647077
pay a hitman to kill some stacies, how is this even not on your mind yet
pay to ruin people's lives
What's the point of even talking to women when they literally think you're going to rape them?
>If a woman is frosty or standoffish or doesn't laugh at your joke, consider the notion that maybe she is not an uptight, humorless bitch, but rather has had experiences that are outside your realm of understanding, and have adversely colored her perception of the world. Consider that while you're just joking around, a woman might actually be doing some quick mental math to see if she's going to have to hide in a fucking bathroom stall and call someone to come help her, like I did three days ago.
https://medium.com/life-tips/to-men-i-love-about-men-who-scare-me-dd816cd02e33#.uz8da9kd7
>>26647011
because if you shave and take a shower they immediately go from rape math to asking about what size bed you have.
there's no point talking to them for me because they never like what i like.
our interests are always vastly different and in the end i get made to feel like an idiot for it.
people are so vapid now that if you are into things they get jealous because they're too stupid to have their own interests, they literally can only copy what other people do and they know that and it pisses them off.
>>26647011
As a rule of thumb, only approach as many women and talk to them as roughly how much you get approached yourself. Never been approached and spoken to by a women? Then they'll probably assume your going to rape them if you instigate a conversation (you're the primary demographic). However if you get approached by girls all the time, then you have the go ahead to pretty much talk to any girl.
>my cousin recently commited sudoku
>everyone thinks he was selfish to do it and subscribe to the "suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" meme
>i think he made the right choice especially if he was suffering so much. It was his call and his alone
Am i right here or being too much of a edgelord about this?
>>26647000
so long as you don't voice your opinion publicly, then you appear just as normie as them
normies know how to mask their true beliefs
inside they're just as rotten and suicidal as your cousin
don't let them fool you, but also don't foolishly disclose your power level to them. they don't deserve it.
You're right but watch out or you'll become pro-abortion next.
>>26647000
No kill yourself too. But write a note saying you only done it to make them feel bad.
Would you date a virgin girl with HIV?
She had aids.
>virgin
>HIV
I know it's possible with transfusions or drugs and shit, but I wouldn't think she's a virgin
Sure. Living passed 50 is overrated
Let's say I got a GF this year for the first time ever at the ripe old age of 28.
What exactly do I do to avoid losing her? I have absolutely zero experience in relationships. I lack many social skills and I often piss people off and offend people without realizing it. So basically what do you do when you have a GF? Like, am I supposed to do something specific on a daily basis? I just don't get how the whole thing works. Someone explain it to me what you actually do with a GF (besides the obvious part like sex)
>>26646861
Cling to her and touch her a lot. Women like the touching sensation and its instinct to stay with whoever is touching them.
>>26646861
Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I got a blank space baby
And I'll write your nameFollow your hear anon. Let your passion burn
>>26646898
this. poke her like a complete autist. poke-poke-poke. women respond to sharp stimuli.
who /failure/ here?
>work in help desk level one
>been out of college two years
>no certs
>only type of jobs help desk leads to is more fucking help desk jobs
>people I had class with working as linux admins, network engineers etc
meanwhile I'm resetting password for stupid babyboomers mostly for a living with the occasional windows or application issue. Plus I have to hear my parents lie to me and say "you have a decent job."
>>26646675
Salary?
>>26646687
that doesn't matter to me, because in the end its a dead end job, the mcdonalds of IT. I make 19/hr though, one of the only reasons I don't quit
>>26646733
That sounds nice actually. I do them same for the military. But I get payed wayyy less.
You can always do some other projects to qualify for a better job at home.
so robots, lets assume you're a 28 yo khv,
not particularly ugly but just socially retarded.
and some 8/10 15 yo girl wanted to hook up with you.
what would you do ?
As tempting as it is, You can't do it.
>>26646555
if i was american i'd run like hell it's a fucking pedo sting
Save yourself anon, its not too late to turn back
Ugh, I got this note from my dad on Saturday.
No you didn't, it was posted in here and on /pol/ yesterday.
Are you implying 4chan is your dad?
g8 b8 m8
Fuck you robot I'm trying to be witty or something
>>26646393
Get out faggot
We've already seen that 100 times and we all know it's forged
With a little bit different gene cocktail, this could have been yo. WOOF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A
>>26646330
>dicking aroung in beach with qt blonde and doggo
no thanks, im going to do greater things
>>26646330
cancer that only brainwashed sheep can fall for.
where did they get the money from?
>>26646375
How many hours have you been on /r9k/ this week?
>forced to move
>new place has sub 3mbit internet with no possibility to upgrade
I want to kill myself because of slow internet, theres nothing left to live for If I can't waste time on the internet.
>>26646320
Australian?
I have the same problem
>>26646412
Yes sir, no cable available
fucking normies, you think that's bad? I'm in a Canadian suburb and I only get 700 kb/s on good days. the kike phone companies make us share bandwidth with the entire block.
Write the letter they will never read
Dear Jennifer,
You're a cunt and I hope you get married to an abusive husband and have a bunch of fucked up retard babies.
With lots of love, Colin
Kendra. It was great you pretended to care all those years. It kept me going. I miss the hope it gave me but I'll survive. I hope you're happy. Don't expect me to keep in touch. My accounts are going dark for awhile. </3
Allison,
You were a bitch, why did I ever like you? I hope Chad is balls deep in you right now and he abuses you.
Fuck you, Anon
if you're a NEET that
>is happy
>is smug
>is fulfilled
>has any hobbies besides staring into the distance depressed
>isn't in constant misery 24/7 >isn't extremely jealous of wagies
you are a NORMIE normalcucks are NOT WELCOME HERE
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE YOU GO BACK TO RED DIT YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS HERE YOU ARE REJECTED HERE YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE nobody here likes you, you do not fit in, nobody cares about your feels or your opinions, you are an invisible ghost here and literally nobody here gives a single shit about your normalslime normalcuck existence.
You could die right now, normie, and the robots of r9k would not bat an eye about your shit normieneet existence
GET the fuck out if you're a NEET that isn't miserable and jealous of wagies because you are NOT A ROBOT AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
Calm down, wagie. :)
>>26646232
what's that? I don't speak normie, maybe you'll have better luck with your facebook
>>26646119
t. le falseflag wagecuck
are women capable of love?
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>>26646114
>are women capable of love?
no
>>26646133
Yes they are but female feelings change at the drop of a hat
She may say one day that she loves you and really means it, but that doesn't mean that she still loves you the next day
Absolutely not.
They lack the capacity for true emotion, and function at a much simpler capacity due to a hormonal system more powerful than any logical one, which in turn only allows for reactionary emotion. Thus they can feel betrayal, pleasure, and even happiness but only as a direct consequence of a recent event.
They are completely incapable of knowing sustained, learned feelings like loyalty or true love. You must consistently work for their affection every single day, or they will quite literally forget why they even like you and start to fuck around. Further, any existing work put into a relationship will be for naught if they find someone which is "better" than you, and they would leave you in a second without regard for the obligational bonding only a male can truly feel.
>I'm going to shower today
>I'm going to cut my hair today
>I'm going to clean up my room
>I'm going to stop eating junk food
>I'm going to exercise
>...
>I'm going to turn my life around tomorrow
i always get half way through unJUSTing my life only to get to that point and realise the exact same amount of shit i dealt with and felt great about is now piled up as before
It's Sunday, relax. It's the day of rest. Mondays are for being productive and making changes.
>>26646118
It's literally monday
