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ITT: Realistic fantasies we will NEVER experience
>you'll never meet a qt 15yo gril and travel together, falling in love and later having children.
>>26639359
>you will never take a loli in after her family is murdered and have her fall madly in love with you as you travel around together and teach her to be a contract killer
>tfw never have a gf that will share many of your interests
>tfw will never get a gf
Can I get a cyborg feels thread?
>Tfw no friends.
>Tfw too weird to be a normie, too normal to be a robot.
>Tfw you could probably get a date, but are just socially inept enough to not know how to approach anyone.
>Tfw nowhere to meet any grills.
>Tfw cyborg grills don't exist.
>Tfw no qt3.14 virgin cyborg gf to stay up late and cuddle with.
>Inb4 failed normie.
On a side note, anyone have any idea where to meet female cyborgs, either irl or online? Assuming they exist? Or even other cyborgs in general?
>>26639274
FUCKING NORMIE. GET OFF MY BOARD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26639441
This. GTFO, fucking failed normie.
>>26639441
>>26639534
Sigh.
Anyone else?
>mom asks me how I expect to find a girlfriend in college if I go straight home after classes
>I say I don't know
>she offers to 'introduce' me to family friends
w-what am I supposed to do?
>>26639271
Tell her you don't need a GF and show her your waifu.
Honestly man, give it a try. Assuming of course you're not a faggot or asexual or just not looking for a gf or some shit. But this is /r9k/, so of course you are.
ask your mom if she can be your qt mommy gf
Sardines general.
Have you had your can of sardines today, robot?
Your meme food is shit. Enjoy the mercury.
>>26639706
>'dines
>mercury
>>26639706
>mercury in sardines
How can fat people be this stupid, m8s?
post a webm,gif, or image that perfectly describes you or how you feel atm
>>26639233
Well I have to post something here right?
>original comment I find girls under the age of 18 attractive
>>26639233
Baaba bing bababoom
'Best of' thread. Let's lighten it up a bit in here.
>>26639142
so basically this autist just chased down and assaulted a stranger for no reason... pretty good 10/10
so 10/10 stranger pretty this chased down and assaulted a basically good for no autist reason... just
i don't have anything but these are great pls keep going
Welcome to Showderp, aka the only reason to go on /vp/!
Here's how it works: somebody claims the title of champ. From there, the first 6 Pokemon posted become his team that he will use on the online Pokemon simulator PS!. After stroking for a few battles he can call either new team or new champ, and the cycle continues!
If you're new to this, you should lurk for a bit. We CAN and WILL bully you.
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://booru.showderp.com/
current champ: ferrero94
current battle: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-333827151
and remember, /join showderp
Is /vp/ so dead that you have to make a thread here?
>>26639128
Fuck off Clint
>>26639128
sauce of this lewd girl and cool specs weedle?????
a lot of you have a nice music taste.
I need album names because I'll be in a 6 hours trip.
Some shit I like: Mac Demarco. Elvis Depressedly, Have a nice life. Modest Mouse and Nujabes.
>pic
>>26638997
The Diablo soundtrack, not even kidding
>>26638997
Also any Berlin school stuff
Micheal hoenig
Klaus schluze etc
Jordaan Mason and the Horse Musuem- Divorce Lawyers I Shaved my Head
The Smiths- Hatful of Hollow
Uncle anon, I need help
Why is my niece a shitskin
Is this a picture from CP of a girl in a rundown house with a needle in her mouth?
What the fuck is going on. She's at least 18 right?
>>26638992
Pedophile tripfags coming out the woodworks now I see
Very typical
Post high test girls, anons.
>>26638860
mia is gross, too solid
>>26638860
someone blur the face so I can save this pls
thats a built ford tough ass bitch
post your waifu
i love ChuChu
honestly i don't really care if anyone posts i just wanted to talk about my love for ChuChu
Koko!
I have no waifu.
You waifu looks like a slut, OP, showing off that much skin! How disgusting!
>I still miss him
>>26638438
>I want to fucking kill her
>>26638438
I'm sure you can walk across the bar and ask him if you want to suck him off in the bathroom again you vapid whore.
I miss him too ;_;
post robot-tier music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LiERieLzHw
I got you familam. Check this one out.
https://youtu.be/DuCO3_x5Z88
One of my favorites when in the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-rB6Wgb044
https://youtu.be/Jbr_V6K63v0
Original sad
A lot of you Robots don't eat very well. I may be a robot but I actually care about my body to some extent. Enough to not eat tendies 24/7 at least.
No judgement either way. Let's see what you have to eat brobots.
>>26638195
Cyberpower
Hol up senpai..
babies first time getting his own food?
strong paper plates pleb.
>all those simple carbs
disgusting
Hey /r9k/
I just put on a playlist of music with songs that are similar to "nightcall" or anything in Drive. I dazed out listening to it and began to imagine to most beautiful thing in the world.
Rei.
I love her. She is perfect. But I can never have her. I legit began to tear up.
>we're in a quiet beach town
>at evening
>just me and her
>we're driving in the darkened sky, with the orange sunset ahead
>I'm holding her hand
>no noise, just the lights of stores and other cars
>she's wearing a green dress that cuts off at her knees
>I drive her up to the empty beach
>The sunset is before us
>We sit in the car for about 2 minutes before walking out and sitting on the sand
>We're still holding hands
>We just stay there for hours watching the sun set
>I feel the purest form of love, not by lust, by something else
I teared up again writing that
You will never experience this, or anything like it. I need help.
>>26638176
post playlist?
>>26638176
>Rei
Stop right there scum
>>26638176
>>26638212
For real. post that shit nigga.
