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This is the first girl to ever message me on Tinder. She's pretty cute and seems cool too. The problem is that I didn't see this message until a week after she sent it.
I replied, but it's been a couple days and I'm worried she isn't going to see it. She seems like somebody I'd really like to get to know, so I found her Facebook and I'm contemplating sending her a message in a week or two if she doesn't respond on Tinder. Would that come across as creepy? She messaged me first, so I'm assuming she must be at least a little bit interested, so I'm thinking maybe she'd appreciate me getting in touch with her, but I don't know.
>gingers reproducing
NOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah bro beans just send 7 more messages without a response.
>>26636009
Don't fucking chase bro just wait. Eagerness makes your look horns and desperate and only out for sex.
How can fembots ever compete?
by shaving, for starters.
>>26728730
Dumb roastie femanon doesn't know that cute bushes are in right now.
Kill yourself slut.
>roastie
You have shit taste anon
How important is sex for you?
I've gone 34 years without it, so I guess it's not that important at all.
Fairly important if only for two reasons, to fulfill the physical urge to reproduce and for the implied emotional intimacy.
>>26635987
>forcing yourself to be a 34 year old virgin
>denying yourself the world's greatest pleasure, by choice
Literally retarded
Please lose weight, then have sex
There is no God. Discuss.
there's nothing to discuss. if you think there's a god you're fucking deluded. women are there to that god isn't real.
believing in hell is for cucks that are too fragile to make other people to suffer their consequences. these people actually believe that some sort of magical place where "bad guys" are going to rot eternally
it is pathetic really
People that believe in God are pathetic idiots who need to rely on a nonexistant being to solve their problems
>>26635967
Prove it, oh wait that requires traits of a God to know. Checkmate
You are feeling kind of hungry and decide to drop by.
What do you order?
All of the Ketchup packets.
>>26636025
But you can serve yourself ketchup
>>26635932
Nothing.
Something about that place, their food just sits uneasy in my stomach. More than any other burger joint.
Feel like you gotta puke but cant.
Videogames are becoming less fun. The only game I'm looking forward to is DS3, the last in the series. I only enjoy masturbating and music. Every single job seems to suck balls, coming directly from the people who work them. I have little interest in women and every human relationship I try to maintain feels fake on my end, except for a few.
Am I depressed? I feel no overwhelming sadness or hopelessness as I have before. Just a thought that absolutely nothing is lingering on the horizon. Will I die alone? I know we're shit at it, but empathize with me. How's your lives?
>>26728097
Go to a doctor pham. Sounds like your condition can be treated. If you think you can be saved then you can :^)
Just stop fapping for a few weeks, you're just describing the effects of porn addiction.
and stop playing new games, it's not just you they actually suck. Just emulate some old games or do something else, or get a job if you dont have one.
>>26728097
life sucks and then you die, there is nothing, don't worry too much about it
all memes aside, how do I actually get a gf?
you don't? just kill yourself or suck dick
Meet a girl you like and start talking to her. Then ask her in a way that isn't totally autistic. Don't be discouraged if it doesn't work the first time, just try again with a different chick.
Alternatively, you could try not being a faggot.
Step 1: make friends.
Step 2: use friends to meet women
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: profit
Isn't it funny how as a woman you are already appreciated and liked for being pretty but as a man you actually have to work to get just anything?
Why is life so merciless for men
Fuck off tbqh senpai.
because humans are animals and have been from the beggining
humanity is a MISTAKE
>>26635771
She has this weird thing about her nose, it's kind of creepy lookin'
>me after work
holy god how do norms do this for 40 years like seriously
>>26635766
Who is this weeb angel?
You turned into a semen demon? Where do you work OP?
>Wagecuck
>Work 40 hours a week
>10th week in a row
>They don't want me going into OT
>So they just constantly keep doing 40 hours
>Like 5 other employees in the same boat
>Manager who's hourly and a complete cunt schedules himself 60 hours a week
>Comes in, clocks in, leaves
How do I report this shit?
>Work is a complete mess
>Manager doesn't order things we need
>Bitches that sales are down
>Want to smash a wrench in his face
Why haven't you become a cute tranny yet? It's pretty clear being male hasn't worked out for you.
fuck off jidf
kike shit
tfw gif is too fast to see all the pictures
>>26635687
I'm worried I won't be pretty desu ;_;
Someone should make a fake Chad OkCupid account and harass the shit out of women and show their results.
>>26635501
Or you could...
>origano
>>26635501
Why did you make this thread? Do you have brain problems?
>>26635608
What're you, fucking gay?
Tick-Tock wagecucks!
One day of freedom left until the merciless grind.
>not being your own boss
>not diversifying your portfolio
>not investing in yourself and future.
>2016
I'm literally lmao'ing at your lives
Aww, look how tiny and useless it is!
>>26635480
>diversifying your portfolio
w-wagie here
what d-does that m-mean?
>>26635546
Top kek
Did you not comprehensively read my post
Pro tip: >Start your own business
Would you date an amputee?
>>26726141
Depends on how convincingl the genital reassignment surgery worked out
Only one leg though
Can you imagine that stump flailing around?
>gf goes out with her friends to a club and some bars last night
>comes home at 6am
>clothes ruffled messy hair
>insists she was just over at a friends hanging out
What are the chances I'm being cucked here? What do I do in this situation?
Depends. Was the friend named chip?
100% chance you're being cucked absolutely no doubt about it
>>26635472
Who the fuck cares?
Just wait a week and tell her things aren't working out without giving any detail (or just say you don't really feel it anymore)
Does anyone else get really nasty intrusive thoughts and wish they would go away? I fear I may be some kind of barely contained lunatic
>walking down a deserted street just off campus
>middle of the night
>walk past petite qt with a fat ass in yoga pants
>think to myself "Man if I wanted to I could totally throw her into the bushes and rape her and NO ONE could stop me"
how the fuck do I stop these thoughts from happening? am I a danger to other people?
nah, you are the only special snowflake out of the billions of people around the world.
>>26635447
I don't want to reveal what kind of intrusive thoughts I used to have, families
They just randomly came one day, they were cause of extremely panic attacks where I'd completely crazy and hide in the closet or run out of the house or get in the and drive away because another intrusive thought that'd come is to act on those thoughts
then one day they left, they come back sometimes but to a much lesser intensity
I never want to experience that again, I knew for sure that if I shared my thoughts I'd be locked up
They probably come up due to curiosity of what would happen. I am sure people have a ton of sadistic ones.
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