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Proof women only want chad
When was the last time you searched for "below average looking girls" when you wanted to fap
Why would you ever fap to ugly people when you could fap to handsome people
Wow, a bunch of tall white men, I never would have guessed.
Why isn't there an /r/personality?
Looks dont matter
Holy shit guys. One of my friends' older sister has the nicest pair of tits I've ever seen. Would it be fucked up to ask her to let me play with them and suck on them for $100? And maybe for $100 more even titfuck them?
All women are money whores anyway, so I don't see why she wouldn't want an easy $200 for like 15 minutes of tittysucking and tittyfucking.
>>26645035
Well I mean if they are that good then you can try and get them but say goodbye to a friendship either way their brother will probably find out that you asked them that eventually
Yes,it would be. You'll just embarrass yourself
Are you a literal autist, Op?
>25
>never been kissed
>never held a job longer than 3 months
>failed school
>parents want to kick me out
>fat
>no friends
>kinda wish I was born a boy
I guess we're actually in the same boat this time...
I'd date you so no we aren't
>janny deletes gf thread
>no email
>I'm sure other robots did get emails
Fuck
>>26644979
Are you ugly? This is important.
Cmon...this isn't funny anymore
Stopppppp
for you, /r9k/
scrunch it up in a ball and stick it up your ass, where it belongs.
>>26644914
please forgive
>>26644905
Can I upload this to my deviant art pls
How do you guys make friends?
For a 20 year old that isn't in school and has a pretty isolated job, what do I do? Should I go back to college? I literally have ZERO real life friends. Have one online friend I talk to regularly and that is it.
fembot here.
I know it sucks, what I did was just wait around till someone talked to me then I just plucked up the courage and kept talking. It gets easier dw anon.
>>26644913
Are you a prostitute?How much, love?
>>26644913
b-bait
>tfw a qt girl is willing to have sex with a FUCKING DOG over you
Is there literally any reason to live anymore?
Well a dog has big and thick penis and knows how to fuck hard by instinct. Can you provide more for a qt?
>>26644802
It's more of a degrading kind of thing.
They're also the ones dating fat ugly men.
>>26644813
>knows how to fuck hard by instinct
>thrusts 6 times cums and is done
>big and thick penis
>4 inches tops
k
femanon here, I posted early but noone responded to my thread. I've never been on r9k but people told me to make a 'fembot feel' thread. My bf is really depressed and reclusive. he sits in his room and browses 4chan a lot of the day then plays games. I don't really get a lot of the culture outside of a few board (/mu/ & /soc/). His friends told me he browses here often. What type of board is this and why do you think he spends a lot of his time here? I want to help him, thanks.
pic not related
>fembot
>my bf
Just fuck off whore
>>26644764
>fembot feels
Stop fucking around you troll. I'm so sick of these fucking threads.
>>26644778
>>26644792
Alright, this doesn't look good.
It's Sunday morning robots.
This can be a time of happiness or sadness. One might take account of they have become or want to become.
What are you doing? What did you do last night? Did you stay up? How do you see your day unfolding?
I just went to the Methadone clinic and dosed, back home now. Waiting for the buzz to start. Probably going to chill inside all day. Maybe smoke some weed.
How about you, anon?
For me, Sunday = chore day. So chores it will be.
>>26644808
That'd suck to be honest fem wit u. I'd rather to them Saturday after sleeping in. After that it's chill mode.
I don't know why, but Sunday is a weird day. It's a day that even the biggest loser could enjoy finding it somehow brighter than others but at the same it could be the most depressing day because all the hustle and bustle usually stops, you can feel so alone
I thought about actually doing something productive today, gonna clean my room after finishing my current episode
>r9k hates women
>woman makes thread asking for a bf
>200+ replies
You people are absolutely pathetic. Oh well, goes to show women cant be lonely
Real robot here, just so you know those people that replied are basically failed normies from tumblr and >>>/soc/
>>26644663
there are robots and thirsty betas here.
If you have a problem there is the boring old wizchan.
Is it normal to feel like you want to kill yourself even though you don't actually really want to kill yourself?
TBPH IKTF M9
>>26644620
Right here my nigger.
>>26644620
>dat 80s hair
>dat body
>dat bush
>tfw your gf says "I love you" for the first time
>>26644618
>mfw
(originaloriginaloriginal)
How does this feel feel? You must describe what this feel feels like
>>26644649
My chest tightened from happiness and I couldn't stop smiling
Anime thread anime.
ANIME and original comments
>>26644577
I dont watch anime anymore. It makes me sad that no one this will happen in real life.
Megumin is for ____
>tfw no qt flatchested gf
No underage shit.
>>26644540
Why do you like flat chests?
>tfw prefer flat chest over huge tits
>had 7 gfs in the past
>not a single flat chest.
Just kill me now, familia
>>26645095
Flat chests are cute. Cute! That flat chest is CUTE!
Maleanon here, why are girls so mean and cruel?
>>26644448
Because you touch yourself at night, maleanon.
You know how you think of fat chicks? That's basically how they think of unattractive guys. They're mean because it's socially acceptable to be mean.
Typical man has to mention that he's a guy so that girls will flock around him begging to be his gf and for him to post his dick
I'm going to beat up a woman
>>26644424
You shouldn't hit yourself.
fantastic, but you should beat up 2 women
Beat up two, and shoot the third.
