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We should all literally become Buddhist monks.
>Wake up
>Do some chores
>Go for a walk and ask for donations
>Eat
>Meditate in a quiet place
>Listen to your teacher give a talk
>Go to sleep
Imagine after 10 years of being a monk how happy you would be.
>>26648665
That sounds boring af
>>26648665
Except its not like that.
>>26648700
What's it like? ORIGINAL COMMENT WOOT 1231212121215 psakdfwalaw
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What's your excuse for living at home past the age of 18?
No jobs pay enough for rent?
What a retarded question. If i didnt live at home, I'd be homeless.
>>26648643
Shit genes.
General hatred of society and people.
Fuck you 4chan, all your talk about wanting gf's and shit has gotten me into this weird horniness that wants this sort of connection to someone else rather than masturbation/ typical sex.
All of my porn isn't doing it for me anymore, and the only thing that slightly eases it is ASMR or passionate stuff.
It's making me want to become a better person for my potential partner.
I don't like this.
Nobody will ever love you. If you don't buy a woman from another country you'll never even get to have kids.
Enjoy it when you're getting pressure from every side to take care of Stacy's children from three different dads, or the woman who had an easy modo time becoming a Doctor and will shit all over you for not being Dr. Chad.
This is the world now, there are no good partners left.
>>26648670
Fuck that mang
Just buy a model's eggs, get a surrogate mother, and raise your Turbo-Chad children with your best bro while you watch anime together.
We don't need women anymore. Use 2D for love.
>It's making me want to become a better person for my potential partner.
That sounds like a good thing
>Have to make 40 "job seeking activities" by Monday
>haven't even started
How fucked am I lads?
>>26648561
>sign up for centrelink
>they've fucked up twice now with my documents making me come in
>they sent me to some agency to help me find work
>they didn't help at all, they just had me sign a paper that said I had to look for work
>didn't go through with setting up centrelink
>claim possibly cancelled
>still have to submit evidence of job searches
Make 40 separate attempts to establish a small business run from your home.
That will shut em up
>>26648561
>create shitty generic resume and cover letter.
>visit job message board that allows you to email resume (like craigslist)
>Spend an hour sending resume to 40 employers
Was planning on doing loads today, but have had a terrible cold and fever, so spent most of the day under a blanket sleeping on and off.
Hopefully I will be well enough to study tomorrow.
Thanks for these threads anon.
I have been trying to study physiology. I have three chapters (cardiovascular system, respiratory system and the central nervous system) for a test tomorrow. It's so fucking overwhelming.
Hope you feel better tomorrow so you can study!
>>26648452
Who here's doing harvard's CS50 online?
Been thinking about doing it to learn some programming stuff and comp sci knowledge.
>>26649315
Im studying for a test at my university which covers a similar topic (also C).
The Harvard test seem to be a bit easier though.
How does it feel that you were born too late to experience the greatest Beta Uprising in history aka Nazi Germany?
>>26648357
>Nazis
>beta
lol what
No, the nazis were literally chads taking over an entire country. The USSR was the REAL beta uprising.
>>26648412
Are you kidding? Russians are 10 times more alpha than west Europeans.
>be me
>have first relationship ever
>qt3.14 8.5/10 gf for two months
>she starts being a total bitch to me (negative comments about everything I say)
>she stops doing anything sexual -- even on Valentine's, the kiss we have is softer than a goodnight kiss to mum
>we mutually break up
>find out all of her relationships end like this
>we stay friends because we were friends before relationship
>she starts hitting on my best friend (we are in same friend group)
>only wants to hook up with him, nothing romantic
>she didn't even wanna be fwb with me after we broke up (she says to my friend in private that she finds me unattractive)
>pic related, it's the friend (so apparently I'm less attractive than that)
What do?
>staying friends with an ex
Classic rookie mistake. You gotta cut her completely out of your life, or she starts fucking your friends and ruining any sort of social circle you may have.
>>26648298
This.
Also, OP is either underage or hangs out with pre-teens
>>26648298
I joined the social circle later than she did and I'm less popular. If I tried to cut her out I would have no friends.
>"Cmon anon, how many times do I have to show you how to do this? Hurry up!"
>>26648250
I quit you stupid fag
I have Aspergers Syndrome. I will report you to the JIDF.
>>26648437
Mcdonalds don't give a fuck about that.
When I worked there, they fired a guy who was literally mentally retarded and had brain damage because he couldnt work the grill because his hands would shake. the managers would even yell at him and make fun of him.
> Be me 21 in college
> Trying to study my ass off for my mid term tests
> End up barely passing every subject
> Everyone did better than me even the stupid students
> mfw when my friends are like "wow anon you're smart how come you got such shitty grades?"
> mfw I didn't tell my dad about my grades because I'm afraid he'll be disappointed
> mfw I'm the dumbest student in class now
What am I supposed to do robots? This shit is killing me.. am I really that stupid?
Hey, at least you're not ugly.p
Stay strong, anon. D's get degrees as long as you tried your best.
>taking tough electrical engineering quiz.
>finish 2nd and leave class right after 1st kid finished.
>ask him what he got for number 10.
>"you know the quiz was open book right?"
I wish I were a 6/10+ girl so I could stream myself on the internet while doing virtually nothing, and constantly receive cash from beta men
Women complain about being women because they think that if they were male they would be hercules. They complain about not being the top 1% of the opposite sex.
I'm a 6/10 male and I would rather be an ugly female than this. Then I would have all of the same opportunities except I wouldn't be lonely.
>>26648217
shes more than a 6 and you know it
those tits alone make her a 9
>>26648217
Me too anon. Me too.
I'd lez out with you.
It seems as though being a "liberal" is frowned upon. What the hell here happened people?
I remember a time when "conservatives" were openly mocked and jeered at for the slacked jawed racist hicks they are. But nowadays it seems as though being open to new ideas, and cultures is taboo. I remember when 4chan kicked people in the teeth for this kind of shit, but nowadays it's celebrated. What happened to this place anons?
when liberals made it that way
>>26648216
Because being liberal is cool now. So 4chan sneers at it. 4chan has always been contrarian: whatever the masses support, they are disgusted by. I'm not socially liberal or progressive, but this is a fact.
4chan has always hated liberals. I been here all summer, so nothing personnel.
Being open to new ideas and cultures is as welcome as ever, this is a chinese girl cartoon enthusiast site after all. We just don't like queers, trannies, and athiest fedoralords preaching to us about how we should give women and niggers all our precious neetbux. Fuck the faggots, I have 2hu perler art to commission from a qt bitch on etsy.
I am conservative as fuck, alt-right to the core. libs, sjws, and reddits should just all kill themselves. Modern society has no place for such trash.
who /dissociation/ here?
>smoke haze (possibly laced with pcp)
>everything goes as supposed to be
>20 minutes in, feel like I'm about to pass out and fall straight into a coma but don't
>everything changes
>bad bad bad trip
>deja vu loops
>full blown dissociation and hallucinations
>experience myself as a complete separate entity
>experience mild ego death
>only void exists and reality is nothing but a fairy tale from an age old book
>the book is closing on me
>stuck in hypnagogia
>see the inner most workings of my brain while fully aware of them
>stuck between being and not being
>nothing is real is nothing
>end up having convos with the shadows on my wall
>knew I'd be stuck in this state forever
This was easily the most frightening experience of my entire life. As a result I now have constant brainfog and when I'm tired I'll get dissociated as well. Eversince it feels I lost 1/3 of my conscious, so I'm constantly operating at 2/3 of consciousness. Everything is dampened down and I have a harder time concentrating. Forget things all the time and seems I lost a chunk of my intelligence as well.
Fucking sucks.
Any robots experience similar shit?
yea it's continuous for me,nothing feels real and i don't feel that i belong to this plane of existence.
it's like i was calibrated for some other reality but instead i was born here
happened to me after I found out I hd to be homeless for 4 months
tough days friend, I'm pretty well off now but I still have a pretty twisted idea of reality I just can't seem to get rid of
>>26648233
I also began tripping without drugs when i went homeless. It's like the pain and stress suddenly elevated me to a higher plane of consciousness. I became a lot more creative and began to feel more in touch with reality. After I found shelter these effects continued and still continue to linger with me.
>just ate an entire box of Raisin Bran in one sitting
>>26648002
Do you have any idea how much fiber you ingested? I don't know if you will survive your next bowel movement desu.
>>26648015
O-oh no...
>>26648002
>not honey nut cheerios
So as I gather, some men who have friends, can't get a gf. And some men who have no friends, do get a gf. How does that happen? Don't people usually meet via mutual friends. Like at a social setting? How do women give a friendless man a time of the day?
>>26647995
I don't care post more of this 10/10 qt
>>26647995
with money
>originalcommentoriginalcomment
Any friendless dude with a gf want to tell?
>Read for 2 hours
>Work on writing for 2 hours
>Do yoga
>Eat lots of raw and cooked veggies
>Don't eat any chips/cookie/etc
What goals do you plan on doing to day? Will you overcome your need to shitpost?
>>26647960
>organize files on my computer
>install manjaro linux
>>26647960
I originally set the goal to take a shower about 5 days ago which I'm still working on
Today my goal is to cum in a tissue or something besides my stomach
>>26647979
>installing manjaro linux
just install arch
