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I give my orbiter advice on how to stand up for himself. If we're out in public and he gets into a tough social situation, I'll divert attention away from him and take control of the situation. If he gets bullied, I stand up to his bullies and nurse his wounds and comfort him by letting him rest his head on my chest. Every now and then, I give him little gifts like stickers, doodles, candy, charms for his cellphone, or
Great things about having a orbiter:
it doesn't matter if you're flat chested because he will obsess over your breasts since he sees them as the only breasts he'll ever a chance of feeling
I thought an orbiter was someone you took advantage of.
>>26658275
What if all your orbiters are online
Are they right?
Is being attractive not all it's cracked up to be?
I don't enjoy describing myself as attractive, but I recieve a lot of attention focused on my looks, and have been told by many people that I'm very good-looking. The picture you posted is accurate in that no matter where you are, there will always be people staring, glancing and watching you. You feel as if you're under constant surveillance, either from jealous boyfriends or attracted girls. It's very hard to form platonic relationships with girls, as they often fall in love with you. I've had many friendships ruined because girls get too attached to the idea of our friendship becoming "something more".
Of course, if you can handle the pressure that comes with attractiveness then you're golden. For me, it was only towards the end of puberty that my features developed and I realised the potential I had. It was when I was model-scouted twice on the same day whilst I was out in a city that it hit me that maybe I wasn't the ugly little kid that people used to laugh at, but instead I was actually a very lucky human being.
Ultimately, being attractive is a blessing, but it means nothing if you don't have the confidence to support it. On many occasions, worse looking people with more confidence will perform better than those who are attractive.
>>26658711
>worse looking people with more confidence will perform better than those who are attractive
Only exceptions but overwhelming majority dont perform better. Worst looking people can have confidence if they have rich parents or have some sort of status thing but these are only exceptions to the rule.
>>26658204
>Jaja
I stopped reading right there.
>/r9k/
She has fallen! Babylon the Great has fallen, and she has become a dwelling place of demons and a place where every unclean spirit and every unclean and hated bird lurks!
>pornhub
And the kings of the earth who committed sexual immorality with her and lived with her in shameless luxury will weep and beat themselves in grief over her when they see the smoke from her burning.
They will stand at a distance because of their fear of her torment and say: 'Too bad, too bad, you great city, Babylon you strong city, because in one hour your judgment has arrived.
>amazon
Also, the merchants of the earth are weeping and mourning over her, because there is no one to buy their full cargo anymore
Too bad, too bad, the great city, in which all those who had ships at sea became rich from her wealth, because in one hour she has been devastated!
>youtube
>And the sound of singers who accompany themselves on the harp, of musicians, of flutists, and of trumpeters will never be heard in you again.
>And no craftsman who practices any trade will ever be found in you again, and no sound of a millstone will ever be heard in you again.
>skype
>No light of a lamp will ever shine in you again, and no voice of a bridegroom and of a bride will ever be heard in you again; for your merchants were the top-ranking men of the earth, and by your spiritistic practices all the nations were misled.
>Thus with a swift pitch will Babylon the great city be hurled down, and she will never be found again.
Daily reminder that it will take only one hour for the Internet you robots depend on to be completely destroyed. Isn't it time you started working on that contingency plan?
>>26658086
You can't destroy the internet because we are the internet. If access to it through computers went away I'd still have the abstract structures I've personally contributed to the internet as long as my mind still exists.
>>26658152
>Implying that the internet is still the internet if there are no connections
>Implying that the infrastructure will be easily replaced
>Implying that wanking off to your memories of the porn you can no longer watch is cool
Become a man of the cloth and repent.
>>26658086
>contingency plan
Not everyone has the funds to begin archival.
hey guys. herpes fag here.
so ive been dating this girl recently, and its clear she wants to fuck. now. I really like her. like, would want a relationship. but, im pretty sure she is a slut. normally I don't tell girls I have herpes if I am just going to fuck them a few times and then be done. (I know enough to know the odds of infecting someone. and sometimes it ust isn't worth the awkward convo.) so, do i risk the fact that she just wants a hook up, and wont let me tap that ass, or tell her, and maybe she will still let me.
what do? also,
>amdrunk.gif
so sorry for the spelling or what ever.
Spread your misery
>>26658101
can do boss. isn't their like legal ramifications if you intentionally don't tell someone though?
>>26658142
Is there any medical paperwork saying you have herpes or do you just know?
Who nerd girl here but hates nerd guys? lol :3
>>26658019
Depends on the type of nerd.
I usually don't like popular media nerds of either sex.
Omg, ik, like just because I'm a total nerd doesn't mean I want a nerdy bf, god!!
>>26658019
Away with you wretched whore.
Stop appropriating our culture.
>chick that was blowing me had to stop because she couldn't fit my cock in her mouth
>chick that I was blowing had to stop because I couldn't fit her cock in my mouth
>got invited to too many parties this weekend and had to turn down a few
>Implying Chads can't alter their penis size at will
If you guys hate life so much, go find an isolated tribe and live in the wild.
>no civilization
>no normies
>no chads
>no stacies
You seriously think they wouldn't bully some weak scrawny faggot who can barely hunt and never makes eye contact?
Chads, stacies and normies are inherent to humanity.
>>26657954
Are you joking? In small groups, the chad thing is 100x more pronounced. You can see this in any small community. Anyone who went to a small school can tell you, only 3-7 guys were getting every single girl.
>>26657954
>no whites
What games are you guys playing right now? What do you wanna play?
>beat Firewatch and thought it was neat for a concept game but kind of let down anyway
>playing Icewind Dale with a needlessly powerful party on super enemy spawn mode
>playing Pillars of Eternity
>tfw osrs will never be back in its prime
>>26657927
>tfw always f2p scrub
The irony of r9k is that while it supposedly encourages original content, anons only really respond to the same kind of threads over and over. I've posted like four or five threads in the last three days that have gotten no attention so I decided I'm going to try and set up a blog to talk about topics related to the struggle.
What topic should I talk about first?
What were your other threads?
>>26657932
I made one about Jealousy, ones about Volunteering, and one about being Depressed about seeing kids achieve more than you have as an adult
>>26657964
That's only three but I honestly don't remember the other two, I have a bad memory
All I've ever wanted in life is a 5/10 semi-autist hacker bf. How do I find one.
5/10 semi-autist programmer reporting
is that good enough
>>26657771
literally at every compsci program at any university
>>26657792
what languages. what kind of work do you do.
>>26657818
already graduated, too old for that
someone explain how this is different then /b pls?
newfag kill yourself pls
it's more centered around self hate, misogyny, and loneliness than porn and wandering redditors
>>23675577
Its all there in the sticky. Take a read.
>girl greets everyone with a cheek kiss
>i only get a 'hi'
>mfw i can't even get a cheek kiss from a girl
>>26657633
>Got that one as a teen too.
>Mfw got my first cheek kiss
>>26657633
>end of semester when I was 19
>teacher or whatever the proper title is in English hugging everyone while handing out papers
>goes for the handshake on me
>>26657935
Was the english teacher a qt?
who /ramen/ here?
I love the stuff, i eat it everyday
Who /bowlnoodle/ here?
fuck eating ramen gives me the SHITS
how do you not spend half waking hours on the toilet after you eat more than one a day?
who /bonchon/ here? spicy with white rice and daikon radish, and a cold PBR.
>get really into a scene, about to hit the point of no return
>video edits out of nowhere disturb my concentration
>soft again
>Find another video
>>26657488
>They get into my favorite position
>Cameraman focuses on guy's ass
>>26657488
>shitty techno music that plays through the whole fucking video
>camera pans to the guy's face when he cums
hey /b/ros need some help. parents are fed up, counsellors can't help so all i really have are you degenerates.
pt 1
>be me
>20 y/o male
>have 3 y/o daughter
>2012 17 y/o dad mum was 14
>pedo.jpg
>when ex first got pregnant we tried to talk her into considering abortion
>she would not have it
>stars sperging on about "muh female rights"
"i want to care for this baby"
>find out later
she really just wants baby so she can "keep" me around
>in love/lust so don't see it
>me and family decide to support her through pregnancy
>get part time job at super market to pay for expenses of baby
>not really coping mentally
>try to hide the crippling stress with drugs
>ex gf demands i buy her things that have no relation to baby whatsoever
>about 5 months into pregnancy realise her true colours
>that like most women they only want money and to control
>try to focus on school work and job
>ex says i don't see her enough (live in different towns 40 min drive)
>months go by and my daughter was brought into the world on october 2012
>confused feelings
>somewhere between joy and grief/fear
>i stay at school and job whilst gf gets ready to move in with me and family
>it was at this time the black hole in my heart started to grow deeper
will continue if anyone interested in my plight. just feel like stabbing someone tbqh
get fucked normie ree
>>26657478
let it out m8
continue, im interested
