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I lost almost a hundred pounds and became anorexic just to spite a bulimic girl that I orbited
dont ask me why
but it was an achievement of will and apathy none the less
>the most fucked up thing you've done that your actually proud of
Shat a polite, elderly gentleman in the face
>>26668067
You took a shit on a man's face?
>>26668067
>Shat him in the face
What did he mean by this?
>meet nice girl
>actually put the energy and time to get closer to her
>a month or so passes
>completely lose all energy and drive
>can't be fucked to even talk to her anymore
>she loses interest
>chance of gf is gone again
Why the fuck does this always happen?
>>26667989
It shouldn't take a month for something to happen you imbecile.
Next time this happens don't be a retard and 'put in the energy and time to get closer to her', just ask her out on a date and make your intentions clear.
>>26668009
This. Wtf are you even doing for a month that is not "making shit happen"? There should be some physicality on the first date, and so on moving it further.
A month is like what, minimum 4 dates? You shoulf have atleast kissed her by that time. No fucking shit you both lose interest
>>26667989
I feel you. I always have to be the one starting the conversation. Never does she bother to message me first. It's been a month since I've last messaged her.
NotLikeThis
guys
1 would you date/gf/marry a women wich has 1 young kid?
2 would you date/gf/marry a women wich has 1 young daughter?
3 would you date/gf/marry a women wich has 1 young son?
4 would you date/gf/marry a women wich has 1 young daughter/son wich father died for a greater good (like in war or something)?
fuckin answer faggots
I would.
>original reply
>>26667957
>everyone scrolling past, take it as a no from all of mankind
apart from this faggot
>>26668052
I RESPONDED A WEEK LATE
ITS BEEN 5 DAYS SINCE SHE'S BEEN ACTIVE ON TINDER
WHAT DO I DO
>sorry
It was over from the first message. She already knows you're a weak beta.
Just chill. You can't control her interest, so just wait.
>>26667726
Ogawd that message ratio, man you should pump those breaks like a dindu would
>tfw you legit use these fuckers as friend simulators
I just watched all the Best of the Worsts in a couple of days, then moved on to their movie commentaries, and will probably start Half in the Bag again.
I think I'm gay for Mike and Rich.
HELP
I only examined the picture because you said Mike and Rich so I thought my favorite electronic duo were making terrible youtube videos now. Thanks for the heart attack OP.
I don't blame you. RLM is some good shit.
>>26667692
Love me some Half in the Bag. Rich Evan's laugh tho
Rage thread?
>>26667639
Holy fuck this I'm already raging so hard.
>>26667697
It's good for some keks
Rogan Watch is going down
What does this mean for the internet?
mirror?
why does /r9k/ know about Rogan Watch
you /heem/?
Rogan is a fucking faggot
What the hell do women actually want?
I don't really understand them at all.
To be treated like human beings
>tfw no shutin neet weeb gf
>>26667541
That doesn't really mean anything.
>wagies are asleep
lel fuckin wagies
>in bongland, wagies are rushing to work whilst I'm still snug in bed
Ah, feels pretty good.
What's your idea of the perfect girl, /r9k/?
>tfw milana will never acknowledge your existence
end my life
>>26667394
Two dimensional.
Sharo-chan is pretty much my ideal.
>check old image folders
>cringe
FBF was kind of funny
>>26667360
>tfw I still do this
H-Help
>>26667405
It's okay anon, I do it too.
Why is 4CHAN so hateful to American women?
We just want to have fun toooo xd :(
>>26667168
LET ENFORCE THIS.
TITS OR GTFO CUNT.
All women are shit, not just Americans.
ugh, the sexism on this site is so disgusting. ugh
![tumblr_static_tumblr_static_8ctif1c8h20wsk8ck4404oc4k_640[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kyeVSMU.gif "tumblr static tumblr static 8ctif1c8h20wsk8ck4404oc4k 640[1]")
What's it like to die robots?
Endless bliss
It feels good, the most fun I've had in years
I can't handle this
Robots have a question and i could use your guidence.
I am dating a girl who is positive she cant have kids. I always wanted kids so i never planned on staying with her forever. Fast forward a year.
She asks me one day why my cum is always so clear. I didnt think about it until today for aome reason and i looked it up. Well it turns out i have a very very low sperm count so having kida would be a problen for me too.
I think she is beautiful and if i needed anything she would have my back and i would for her too.
Shes 33 im 26.
The only time we have ever fought was when i was very drunk, i can be abusive desu, but other than that we get along great.
The sex is good shes sweet but also rough around the edges like me.
Is this the one b? We make eachother happy and desu i dont think kids are for people like us. We would honestly rather chill and eat a pizza watching tv in our free time than change diapers and we both have neices and nephews.
Opinions please.
Pic not related but i do have pics of us if interested.
If you feel like she wont cuck you and take half your wealth then yah go for It I guess. I'm a bit weary because >female and we're on r9k, but if it's love then I guess. Maybe find a way to not lose half your stuff in a possible divorce first? Isn't marriage followed by a contract? Maybe get a marriage lawer or something write one that doesn't make you lose your stuff during a divorce (and some other things if you want, maybe cheating punishments? Not sure if that can be a thing tho). Kids are unecesssary these days (unless you're white, we need more whities), especially in this society. Maybe teach your nephews and such not to ruin this world or something. Support them like second parents (or better yet, like good friends, so they tell you their problems and stuff. You know how kids don't say much to their parents) would give them an edge in life. Don't let love go if you really want if senpai, but don't be too bluepilled
>>26667095
My plan is to never marry her just stay with her till ded. Thank you for the input :)
>>26667007
>Is this the one b?
What on fucking earth made you think this was okay to post in /r9k/? Dumb fucking normie.
These are incels. Not even these guys can get laid. Fuck this gay earth
>>26666995
probably because they are hugging each other like that all the time
>>26666995
Middle guy has a gigantic penis.
>>26666995
sluthate meet up at incel mansion in Beverly Hills, kek. You do know all of their faces are photoshopped, right?
