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any bots watch football?
yeah
I'm a neutral
been following premier league since about 2006.
This season has been great, I really hope Leicester can win it.
chat shit
get banged
Yes I'm hyped as fuck for tomorrow.
I don't know what match to watch. I'll probably set up two tvs so I can watch Alexis and Vidal play at the same time.
>>26672653
>any bots watch football?
Football is for plebs.
is it possible to have an IQ too high? like when youre at the point where every traditional learning path bores you so much that its impossible to finish an education? im unable to finish any education because im just too fucking bored to go to school and do homework, so i dont score on tests because it asks questions ive never heard before. I just found an IQ test of when I was like 12, and its 167. Now I dont have a job and might have to work the rest of my life in some dumb factory. Am I fucked?
no, you're just a dumb slacker who's really good at solving pattern puzzles
No, you're just way too fucking dumb to even realize how retarded you are and you delude yourself into thinking you're intelligent so your self esteem doesn't crumble.
>>26672560
>I'm smart but lazy XD
>"Hey Anon, how are you?"
>"I'm good"
>am actually terrible
>>26672534
>Mum asks what I want for din dins
>say I want macaroni cheese
>actually wanted tendies
>"Anon, tell me how to make you happy!"
>"I don't know."
>Actually did knowit was you.I miss you mum
>>26672534
>"have a nice day sir"
>"I will!"
>purposely have a terrible day just to spite that faggot
What does /r9k/ think of Kesha?
there's already a thread active about this, use the catalog before you post
sage
>>26672494
what i asked what people think of her. it doesnt have to do with her trial
Don't know anything about her. I think she's a singer.
>you will never be an artist, an author, a musician, a poet
>you will never be talented
>you will never be imaginative
>you will never create
>you will never inspire others with your work
With that mindset you won't.
>implying my opinions aren't poetry
>implying my shitposts aren't an inspiration to us all
>implying i'm not god's gift to the world
>>26672417
>Been practicing the piano.
>Always wanted to play as a child but life just kept fucking me over.
>Took me a month just to figure out how to play a C Major scale.
>Something clicks.
>Learn the next four scales in one day.
>tfw wizard and my magic is finally starting to kick in
>Go to dentist for a cleaning after 12 years of never going
>Shit diet but I did brush my teeth and floss every day
>Expect the worse
>Dentist is amazed at out clean my teeth were and how little plague I had
>Only one small cavity that he filled in 20 mins
>Only cost me $125
When are you guys gonna finally bite the bullet and get those teeth cleaned?
> dental plan pays for routine dental work
> having to $125 for filling and cleaning
>>26672394
Dude I love the dentist. Have for awhile. They are way better at cleaning your mouth. I just wish there was better prevention.
>paying the dental jew to confirm to you that you brush your teeth
Good goyim
All this money and no one to spend it on. I could win the PowerBall lottery and women still wouldn't want anything to do with me. I'm just that ugly and genetically inferior. So yeah. I'm sick of people repeating the "women are interested in guys with money" meme and the "go to college and make money" meme. Can we stop it?
You're not /that/ ugly, and although that isn't /that/ much money, I'm gonna have to assume that the reason you're a virgin is because of your unbearable histrionic awful personality (as exemplified by your post)
>>26672344
Nice tax return
>>26672344
2-3 grand? make an investment account.
ITT: god-tier comfy albums
>>26672149
I'm with you OP, BoC is as comfy as it gets.
Albedo 0.39 greatest score ever created
Haven't listened to this one yet, thanks OP
who else /comfy/ rn?
>hot cocoa
>warm sweater
>the who playing in the background
feels good, man
>homeworld gems
>in beds
Why would they have beds? they have no concept of sleep.
Whaddafuq is this?
Today is my day off and I can't go to the gym, maximum comfy mode rn
>pajamas
>waiting for my tax return bucks
>reorganized all of my drawing pens
>downloaded some anime movies and a vn
>listening to comfy japenese bands with a Bose speaker
>doors and windows open because it's nice outside for once
>had a big cup of coffee and a couple molasses cookies (GOAT combination)
I'm probably going to cook some food and clean a little bit later, I love having the day to myself.
>>26672103
>bed had no sheets
>need new pillows
>not enough money after student loans next week
>'Coons living in the ceiling, been keeping me up since 6am and sporadically fight and wail like a SJW with nothing to lose
Maybe one day
Any Robots know SQL?
I would gift you a steam game for your trouble?
>>26672067
I did some in uni last year I could probably bullshit some for you
>>26672139
Steam?
No cyboring pls.
I've been doing it for awhile. What do you want to do?
Would you an Olivia, robots?
No, women are inherently evil
>>26671938
Olivia is a good girl.
>>26671946
Olivia has probably been railed by countless chads, you dumbfuck
how old is Erica?
hello ;-;
>>26672242
you sound like a wimpy fag
she is 15 stop posting her
I'm 22 in a few days. I still feel like a 15 year old
I want to play and not slave away my life for some machine that produces money.
Fuck this planet everyone on it.
>>26671765
Cuz every thread needs a reply
>>26671765
This is me
Im on med school and i feel like this
Im in too deep now so i cant just be a NEET
>tfw still a baby
Hey guys, is there any good anxiety medication you can just buy off the internet or from a chemist? I really want something because I'm planning on working soon and get really bad social anxiety around strangers, but I can't bring myself to go to the doctor (because of the social anxiety), so if I could get some non-prescription shit that would be great
>>26671652
It's called malt liquor OP
>>26671669
Somehow I don't think that would be a very effective method of being able to function in social situations
Do threads not bump on this board? Never noticed before
How can I give myself brain damage or just not be able to function mentally? I don't want to kill myself but I don't want to be able to think clearly and have memories?
get a doctor to prescribe you antipsychotic drugs. within a month you won't be able to do simple addition.
you could also repeatedly hit your head, even if you aren't giving yourself concussions you'll still get boxer's brain.
if you don't want to be able to think or have memories though, why not just die?
>>26671594
hammer to the forehead
>>26671608
How can I get that perscription? Also I don't want to kill myself because My family and one day I want to see future cars
