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>after years of never speaking to women, somehow accidentally get a fembot on skype
>even more amazingly, seem to have some good (text) conversations
>literally my first ever conversations with a non family member woman
>suddenly I am happy and motivated in my life like I have never been before just from having this female contact. A women is actually interested in talking to me.
>I feel I can change my life for the better. I feel motivated.
but
>after a few weeks the conversations deteriorate
>she no longer makes much effort to talk, it feels like I am dragging the conversation along
>I keep trying but now I realise it's no use, whatever reason she had for talking to me has disappeared
>still don't understand why she would talk for a while and seem fun and friendly then suddenly lose interest
was I just another beta to be hooked? the initial few nice conversations were the bait to ensnare me?
I now feel even worse than before. I had a brief glimpse of what it was like to have nice conversations with a women and now it has been taken away.
lol @ all of u idiots who believe fembots are any different than stacies and normies. never should gave into her games, senpai
To her you are just something like another thread on 4chan. To you she is the first woman you spoke to. Do you see the difference? She's just normal and you didn't make much of a memorable impression on her to distinguish yourself from the thousands of other guys she's encountered in her life.
>>26670551
>>after a few weeks the conversations deteriorate
This sort of thing can just happen. Don't blame her or yourself, just move on.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6945686/Nazi-Adolf-Hitler-had-micro-penis.html
I guess we know now why people turn exceedingly racist now, lmao. This and anything else related to sexual frustration.
>>26670523
>The Sun
>>26670538
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3457989/Did-Hitler-micro-penis-Historians-claim-Nazi-leader-suffered-rare-deformity-urethra-opened-manhood.html
http://www.inquisitr.com/2815786/adolf-hitler-had-a-micro-penis-reveals-1923-german-medical-records/
http://www.unilad.co.uk/crazy/medical-records-show-hitler-had-a-deformed-micro-penis/
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/281675/new-book-claims-hitler-had-a-micropenis/
http://www.abplive.in/lifestyle/german-medical-records-reveal-adolf-hitler-had-micropenis-293925
>>26670576
>Daily Mail
>Inquisitr
>Unilad
>Death and taxes mag
>abplive
Guys please help me. I can't be a NEET anymore and I need to study or get a job.
What is a good career choice for a robot?
bump for same need as OP
I've been job searching but I can't even get an interview. My CV is trash.
Go get a entry level position at a grocery store, they have high turnover rates so they're usually hiring for at least one dept.
The problem is that people want their dream job or nothing at all. Learn to compromise, you'll never get anything you want if you don't.
>>26670495
That is the most beautiful marble statue I have ever seen. Legitimately thank you for posting it OP.
What is the most useful language for an American to learn?
There are only two languages on the planet even worth knowing in the first place: English and Mandarin.
English. You're not an American if you don't realize you only need one language.
Fuck off back to Mexico
Spanish since it's what's mostly spoken on the rest of the continent
Anything, just curious. Very often I say 'wew lad' in person, but pronounced 'woo lad'. I say it when anything interesting happens, and people often ask what I said, and I just say 'never mind'.
I am not a sperg, I try to restrain myself from using 4chan slang because I don't want anyone to know I browse this website.
People that say memes out loud make me cringe. They are cancer. Saying "muh feels" or "for science" in public is the worst.
I did call people "madman" as a joke a few times, though (no "absolute madman").
>>26670304
>memes in real life
>woo lad
wew lad
>>26670304
>mfw I see all those kids spouting memes IRL,
Who /empty/ here?
I think I'm embracing apathy and it's pretty scary.
I don't want a girlfriend.
I don't want friends.
I don't want a family and kids.
I don't want to participate in the rat race.
I don't want to live a "decent, normal life" and "be happy".
I just want to be left alone forever, free do to what I want to do without being bothered by all of society's bullshit.
As far as I remember I've never had a lot of empathy nor been an outwardly emotional person. I've always found other people to overreact to things and to be shameless with how they displayed their emotions.
I'm stoic and appear cold, and although I feel love, happiness and all that, my overall emotional state is mostly indifference, stress or mild anger - sometimes guilt as well for no identifiable reason.
I can't seem to find a meaning to anything. I lack morals, I don't have aspirations or objectives since nothing seems to have a purpose. I just survive every day.
Can anyone relate? I feel like I'm drifting out of touch.
>>26670199
enjoy the ride nigger
last stop is spending every day distracting yourself until you can go back to sleep
I wish I could sleep and sleep forever
Think about the extinction of the white race, that should pick you up.
become a lonely farmer in a flyover state
Would you put it in her pooper?
>>26670026
No, as I'm afraid she might actually go ahead and eat me whole afterwards.
Needs more jogging.
>>26670046
>feed me robits
>>26670061
On second thought, I'd feed you alright.
this is end of life i can't feel anything fun of my life game, listening music, drawing, ski anything what the fuck is wrong with me, even drinking bottle of beer is more fun
Just be happy man
>>26669960
Drinking is pretty fun
Its liquid fun
>>26670045
>falling for the liquid jew
I really fucking hate normies.
I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.
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Nobody cares. Now go away.
how's high school going?l'originalissimo
So how is college/University going for you all?
>>26669880
I went to a military college. It was pretty gay.
Feel like I missed out on the "regular" college life, etc, but I still had some good times.
Then I graduated.
Uni Wien
well i come back from break tomorrow so let's recap
>probably failed my first spanish exam
>professor probably hates me for being spanish and not knowing my parents native language
>human rights professor probably hates me for not doing some udhr report
>haven't gone to my english class in weeks so that professor probably hates me too
well fuck
I miss him guys.... fuck I genuinely do. I don't think I ever empathised with anybody as well as I did with Kent.
Any other robot here know this feel?
>>26669826
Where did it all go wrong?
original comment
What happened to him? If he got out and improved himself, let's be happy for the sad nigger.
>>26669854
>If he got out and improved himself, let's be happy for the sad nigger.
I don't know man... he said God was the only thing holding him back from killing himself.
I do hope what you're saying is true but there's always the possibility he went through with it.
So why aren't you hitting on cute fat chicks?
Is it because you think you're too good for them?
Is it because you think they'll be fat forever?
I know you've met at least one super nice person in your life that you brushed off for some reason, so why? You probably went to high school with one. Have you even seen her lately? Is she still fat?
Why aren't you trying to find a girl who you can connect with on an emotional level and then encouraging her to improve her physical health later down the line?
I used to be lonely like you until I stopped ignoring the super nice fat girl who I always ignored because I couldn't get past her body. But years of dating skinny women with a vast spectrum of emotional incompatabilities, I realized it made more sense to spend time with someone whose only incompatibility was a physical trait that she was most likely already willing to change. Two years later she's down over a hundred pounds and within the next year she'll be at her goal weight, and our connection only grows stronger every day and the wall between us has completely dissolved.
So what's your excuse?
how many of these threads do i have to fucking see..
i've already tried this and she wasn't fat and cute, she was fat and ugly.
it still didn't work.
they think you're just looking for an easy fuck, they never believe you and they constantly want you to prove yourself because of their insecurity.
that's the reality of it,
They smell
They lower their standards/fuck minorities
They talk about food
>>26669820
>le fat chicks are easy and don't feel entitled to chad like all the other women meme
anyone feel like your depression is actually your enlightenment or something?
not wanting anything = loss of ego
seeing through delusion
less fear of death
..etc
no I just feel like shit and have no ambition.
I can't put into words how I feel
>>26669741
> no ambition
what if your old desires were based around the self, then you realized you/your life isn't shit, so now u gotta adapt instead of looking back to where you can't get back to
Things normies find funny and you don't know why.
>they keep quoting this video
https://youtu.be/a16Kgh7j8zk
>>26669669
God you meme loving fucks did this to yourselves
>>26669669
I will never understand normies
Can this just be a "People you know who are cringier than you but arent on r9k?" Thread instead?
Ever meet a bunch of autists so autistic, theyre practically Normies?
>one guy broke up with his gf cuz she didnt call him little mac
>one guy is big tall and black,listens to slipknot and calls himself gambit, throws playing cards everywhere
>one guy talks in japanese all the time. says "Nani" instead of "what" and "ikuzo/ikuze" instead of "lets go". he also says "yare yare". Hes hispanic.
>one kid legit loses his breath over "memes" and he doesnt talk about anything besides memes because hes boring as shit
>one guy has 8 siblings and his family is living on welfare but he goes across country to play videogames and buys videogames all the time instead of helping out at home
>one guy bought PC parts 1 by 1 over the course of 4 years so far and he isnt even done.
Ive tried helping them become full Robot but im so deep that they stopped talking to me.
Good. I dont want to walk around with Little Mac and Gambit in yugioh card shops while jumping bean yells about his senpai in japanese.
mind you,these people are in their 20s.
Shhh... Please be quiet. The NEET is sleeping from being on the computer all day long.
Let him get some rest.
>>26669652
Time to die NEET, mommy and daddy's money has run out and the government no longer subsidizes pathetic faggots.
>>26669652
WAKE UP ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU WONT SLEEP TODAY ILL SPEND THE DAY KEEPING YOU AWAKeE!!!!!!!!
>>26669697
You daydreaming again wagie? get back to work you lazy slacker.
