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>yfw you conned all of r9k face
R9k's villian
I believed in him, he was supposed to unite all of us robots. A homeland for robots.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU EGG HEAD MOTHERFUCKER
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO END THE NORMIES NOT JOIN THEM
>>26675137
We don't even have the high ground.
WHY IS NOBODY EVER FUCKING ANGRY ON THIS BOARD ANYMORE
CHAD IS OUT THERE FUCKING YOUR WOMEN, YOUR SISTERS, AND YOUR MOTHERS
HE NEEDS TO PAY IMMEDIATELY
I'm mad. Mad about hedonists
>>26674887
They're not my women. They are used thrash to me. Not worthy enough for me to respect.
Anger uses a lot of energy
I'm older and more beaten down now and really just tired and sad and want to be left alone
Why doesn't r9k more greentext stories threads?
because no one replies to anyone anymore
its one of the reasons why 4chan back in the day was so much better
now people just b8 for (you)'s, its pathetic
https://youtu.be/9RClPuIASJ4
because we have no stories to tell
be the change you wish to see in the world and shit OP, why don't you write a greentext story?
I'll give it a shot:
>be me
>got blackout drunk last night
>stumble around while having pretend conversations with my ex
>realize that I felt strong around my ex so from now on I'm always going to pretend like I'm around him because it motivates me to not be a pussy
>go to sleep
>have a dream where I'm a zerg drone
>wake up
>I am on top of a pizza, there is cheese and sauce all over my hoodie
>take off hoodie, walk around the house without a shirt for the first time in a long time, feels good man
>considering eating the pizza right now
>fin
>This ended up becoming the face of r9k
One of the ugliest motherfuckers ever
>>26674813
Hence him being the face of /r9k/.
did you need to make that redundant post you fucking normalcunt?
>>26674813
Eggman or his friend/gf?
I wanna cuddle with you guys!
Liar liar pants on fire
If you really did you'd prove it by cuddling with me right now
Can we do it later? I'm busy watching anime.
>>26674717
It's gotta be now!
i'm a fembot, do you think that fembots should get the fuck off /r9k/ or do you think they should stay on here?
being a girl doesn't make you special, who gives a fuck if you have a vagina
post here if you want, I don't care, but I really don't see how this board appeals to you
Every fem"bot" and nigger/other shitskin should get the fuck off 4chan.
You never belonged here and never will.
I don't give a flying fuck about it.
>he wears a non-leather belt
>he posts this fucking thread literally every 5 hours
lonely loser anime image posting virgin cunt. you're just trying too hard to make others feel bad/make yourself feel better
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who the fuck gives a fucking shit about what belts men use? this bait gettin old nigger
He works a full-time job making money for someone else.
>you shitpost
>chad fucks her shitter
>Chad is fucking your oneitis
>You wait for a text from your oneitis
>>26674344
>>26674373
both terrible, please lurk more
>>26674391
seconding this
i hope we get some actually good ones, i love these threads
ITT: we pretend we're from reddit and that today is our first day on 4chan
My girlfriend blah nlah
All these racists need to go back to /pol/
Just ended a relationship with my gf. I have an 8x10 picture frame with nothing in it now.
Dubs decides what goes in it.
>>26666666
Just checkan
A picture of your dick
>>26674220
Dickbutt originale
Was your life better five years ago or is it better now?
>>26673955
100% better five years ago.
>>26673992
Why tho dud
I feel more resourceful now but not as happy. I've been thinking of buying one of those three-year journals with a daily question to look at once it's full to see if I've changed a lot or not.
I'm making a folder of r9k in real life.
Help me out robots.
He's more muscular than I am and doesn't have a micropenis.
>>26673924
Just take some pics of yourself, unless your a normalfag
>>26673993
>implying someone wants to take a pic of me
OR
>asking to take a selfie
wtf sempai
>your future gf/wife is doing this with some other guy right now
>2016
>even considering any form of relationship, let alone marriage
Get a load of this cuck.
>>26673893
It's 11AM on a Monday. That bitch had better be in class or at work right now.
What is future gf/wife?
Dont eat ramen everyday, it will fuck your shit up
A man can't live on carbohydrates alone
Its generally pretty unhealthy for you.
Even my japanese animes admit to that.
>>26673914
Not to mention the lack of vitamins and minerals. And exorbitant sodium levels.
Who /psychotic/ here? I hallucinated yesterday for the first time in weeks after starting abilify. Does that mean I need to up my dose?
I'm pretty sure i have early onset schizophrenia
>>26673876
What makes you say that? Any hallucinations yet or just delusions and paranoia?
>>26673889
Not him, but what do you mean by delusions?
