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>mfw this is what 90% of the posts on this board amount to
What the fuck is even the lesson of that fable?
Its something like admit defeat instead of complaining.
I've admitted defeat. I still complain.
>>26679931
You want something you can't get, so you just act like you don't want it anyway. Fox and grapes, r9k and women.
It's more about trying to climb that tree, falling and complaining it hurts when you break your back.
Then fucking normie crows come and tell you "it's ez bro just be urself :D"
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that having a GF is overrated?
What "dust"? What do you mean by that?
>>26680176
It's a /v/ meme.
>>26679782
I've never had a girlfriend. Some say having a girlfriend can be amazing. Others say having one is fucking terrible. I am unable to form my own opinion.
WHY CAN'T NEETS AND WAGEKEKS STOP FIGHTING AND JUST BE FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because greedy wagecucks won't share their money, fuck them.
Also, most wagecucks aren't robots but (failed) normies in denial.
>>26679754
But then I wouldn't be able to get my daily dose of comedy.
Welp, you finally did it whoever makes those NEET threads against wagecucks...you made me quit my job.
Now I'm scared and uncertain of the future but at least I am free
>free
>literally relying on your government to sweep it's crumbs from the table in order to survive
so, it is worth being "uplifted"?
You have been tenderly indoctrinated, friend
one of us
one of us
I bet all of you have fucked up postures because you use your computer all day
I actually fucked up my heart as well.
Nope, actually my posture is normal
I don't even have a computer.
>tfw you'll never lick Smug Finnish Girl's sweaty ass after training
she looks like fugging skeeledon :DDD
>>26679729
oh fugg :DD
gall ghosdbusders :DDD
>>26679684
I see that as a positive.
Is sex really that good?
yea'the hell would I know?
enlightened cyborg here
no.
the first few times are good and make you feel like you accomplished what you needed to
After that it feels OK but it's redundant and you stop feeling like you need it
If you are an average guy and dating or married to an attractive woman you can expect an alpha male to dance right into your shit and fuck your woman. Women are always looking to mate with the strongest most attractive dude. If this dude targets your woman and slowly purses her eventually he will fuck and impregnate her.
>implying average guys get hot women ever
>dating or married to an attractive woman
Well, I'm not
Yay me
>>26679655
Average guys get girls. Mostly they're average too, sometimes they're hot. Not everyone can be above average.
I can't think of anything more crippling than hunger. The ability to not manage your daily routine due to extreme hunger is a gut wrenching experience
>be me
>be painfully hungry but it's only 11:15am
>want to fight hunger, don't know what to do?
>on a whim call Dominos
>delicious meal
>hunger defeated
My friends let me tell you. I was so impressed with Dominos flavor and taste I almost fell over. The moist and chewy crust. The tangy cheese, the crunch of the bell pepper. It was truly an amazing experience.
The service was excellent too, the delivery was quick and they provided exact change! They earned their 8% tip!
All of us should head on down to Dominos today! Great value and choices! Let's beat the fuck out of hunger together! Dominos - I'm loving it!
>and they provided exact change!
How is this in any way remarkable? What kind of place doesn't give you the right change? the fuck?
>>26679450
Dominos.
The jigaboos can't count or something.
I ordered some shit recently that came to $15.23 and the delivery guy handed me $4.25 in change.
>Domino's shilling
I'm okay with this
Let's spoil shit less fortunate robots are looking forward to.Pussy doesn't taste good. It fluctuates between disgustingly bitter to tasting like a mouthful of pennies, depending on the time of the month, her diet, medications and genetics.
>>26679383
that's gross and I was never looking forward to it
>>26679383
i'll never be sure if this is true
>>26679383
Bitter? What kind of pussy are you eating m8
I'm meeting a girl tomorrow who I had awkward terrible sex with (my first time). We're gonna smoke pot together and I'm going to have to get emotional and tell her about some of my personal problems.
I've never done this before, she was the first girl I kissed, and I don't know how to be emotional and let her in but not say too much and scare her off.
How do I do it? How do I tell her about my dark, tortured past?
For reference, she has cut marks and was raised by a single mother so I know she's not perfect either.
>>26679353
you don't
or you can let your past problems define your life forever
whichever you prefer
>>26679353
Let her talk about herself girls love to do that especially if tis an attention seeking cunt with cut marks
i rarely get matches on tinder, and when i do they usually don't respond. So this girl matched with me, likes anime and all that shit, but she lives in another town. We've been talking for maybe a month, and i'm pretty sure I will never go out with her, so I want to maybe get some nudes or some shit like that, so how do I start fellow robots? Not used to flirting, pretty awkward guy
Do you not have a way to get to her? If I talk to someone of the opposite sex for a month (I've never connected first online and then irl so I wouldn't know) I assume there's at least some interest. Nut up and get a bus ticket or something and go see this person
>>26679388
Because I promise you, trying to weasle nudes out of her is going to be a trainwreck relative to just meeting and talking and seeing what happens. Ask her out to a fancy cheese place and get a sampler platter and ask em to surprise you on the cheese selection, that's your move
Download Snapchat and ask her if she has a Snapchat. Then work your way through that. That is probably the most direct app if nudes are your only goal, specially considering tinder doesn't allow sending pictures anymore.
Will a female moan my name for a few minutes? It's "Dominic." I'm aware many males will troll this thread, but I don't care because I have a Physics III test tomorrow that I haven't studied for and I feel depressed.
Bump. I'd appreciate it very much.
Anyone? This is an original statement
Please? Original bitch cooch
what vidya are you robots playing ?
bonus points if you are a neet and you tell me what you play.
FFV on GBA. Going through all the awesome vidya I've missed.
Demons souls and mgo3
I picked up SF5 but I can't keep up, I'm not young anymore
Looking forward dark souls 3
>>26679318
nothing. wish i could find an MMO to get into but I've played most active/popular titles
Daily reminder that life is meaningless
100%would rape little putin
>>26679364
>implying Lil' Putin isn't carrying a rusty screwdriver to keep fags like you at bay
>>26679364
>tfw my ex gf s face kinda looked like shotaputin
![1456174628249s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hIpGBFL.jpg "1456174628249s[1]")
