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> ugly 5'5" manlet
> engaged with 6' qt 3.14
Do we have a chance? Can I get myself 6' qt too?
>>26678112
Is he rich
also
>qt
>>26678112
She's probably a born again "saving herself for marriage" (forget that she let Chad cum in her every hole). Then will divorce this guy, the fat old feminist judge will throw out the prenup because it's "unfair", then give 100% of the males possessions to the female, and also the male must give her money that he doesn't have even though they didn't have kids. Then he's going to go to jail for being unable to pay the dept, because he can't hire a lawyer to claim the alimony is unjust, then he's going to win a lottery, then the wife will tell the Judge and the Judge will give 100% of the lottery winnings that happened after the divorce to the wife because she needs to be fair. Then he's going to go to jail for being unable to pay the alimony. Then he's going to get stabbed by Tyrone in jail after being raped anally because he looked at Tyrone funny one time. Meanwhile the girl is back being one of Chads 4 sexual girlfriends cumming in her eyes.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONNNNNEYYY
DO YOU FEEL THE MONEYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????
>tfw made two threads today
>tfw no replies in either of them except for my own bumps
Too robot for the robots I guess.
>>26678034
wow fuck you guys
>>26678034
They were probably retarded threads
i make this post to make you feel good
Why would you marry a teenage girl when you could marry a real woman? All she will think is that you are weird and fake love you for your money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVczvBsZ6Io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoqUMngJ_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYwfevniq1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVOEEtPxUlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAf7H0m7vns
>>26678019
That is absolutely not a woman.
>>26678057
You're right. It's a 19 year old girl.
A real woman has 2 kids out of wedlock and at least 180 pounds.
>>26678019
>not ordering your wife
What did /r9k/ want to be when they were a kid?
>open up CMD when im like 10
>think I'm some kind of elite hacker for knowing how to ping someone
>always mess around on school computers and would set a password on computers
>realize if i dont want to be a script kiddie i have to learn to program
>lose interest after trying to learn python
Holy fuck I was autistic
I wanted be a writer. I would always right stories and poems in my middle/high school clases. I eventually realized how shit I am at organization and grammar and gave up.
>>26677969
A military general.
I wanted to be a paleontologist. Probably because I grew up during the dinosaur craze that followed Jurassic Park.
>ITT your average day in a picture
metro boulot dodo zero
>>26677692
post the template faggot
pic related for me
>>26677761
looks comfy as fuck
>Have friends
>Decent looking
>Do pushups everyday
>Wear nice clothing
>Socialize with people easily
>Never had sex
>Never had a gf
>Never held a girl's hand
I am not even a robot. I am quite clearly a normalfag yet I never had a qt gf in my entire existence.
WHYYYYYY WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??
FUCKING UNIVERSE
>>26677689
FAILED NORMIE REEEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>26677689
I believe this is what people call "love shy"
Basically you're a Normie but because of your lack of experience with sex/relationships you're too shy to make a move and thus stay single.
The only cure is to actually get a gf. Catch 22
>>26677689
Do you just not ask girls out?
If u really need pussy get tinder and go for anything with a pulse, otherwise man the fuck up you beta normie fag
>theat feel ehen injecting wanter drugs mixture straght into asshole
>that feel when do this so often asshole is so dilated its almost impossible to clrech shut for 20 minutes
>tfw must bow before the holy brown turkey baster
>tfw no /scat/ or even /drugs to post this on
picturas por favor??
I've plugged heroin, mdma, 2c-b, and mxe up my shitlocker before. Works pretty goddamn swell.
>>26677544
treat your asshole with the respect it deserves
We have 5 Chads coming our way, and 15 Brians. We need all available support from EPSILON to ZETA Squad. Do you copy, soldiers?
Chads are not our enrmies. They are our inspiration
>>26677346
GUN HIM DOWN, BOYS!
This is FEEL TEAM 6 we have eyes on the ground. Can confirm actually 15 Chads and 22 Brians. Popping smoke in 5...
Hello wagekek. How did your weekend go? Oh, what's that? Boss Skekelstein called you in?! Oh nooooo! bwooo bwoo waahhhhhh!!! You couldn't rest during the weekend? Waaaahhhhh!! Waahhh!! I hope your next weekend will be better, wagekek, but not any time soon.
>>26677116
Alright thats fucking it I am so sick of seeing these stupid threads every single fucking day.
Some of us actually have to work just to survive we cant just rely on mommy to make food for us and keep us warm and take care of us
You're honestly pathetic. You're a fucking joke.
Your life is going nowhere kid. You're a fucking parasite. At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that I, actually made a difference today
Can you say the same you ugly Neet scum? No didnt fucking think so.
>>26677116
You are not obligated to come in during off time and cannot be punished for refusing. That's the law.
Source: labor relations board member.
>>26677293
Uh oh, ragie wagie's spilling spaghetti again!
ITT: We post hunks that make us feel bad about ourselves
>>26677041
I want him sweaty and to sit on my face
>>26677080same here, anon
Check out his pecs
>>26677041
>saggy skin
>manboobs
Gross.
>tfw no designated marksman bf
Post an add on league boards. Mention you are female. Receive 50 offers from thirsty marksmen. Make one a bf.
>tfw no premade designated jungler who will make sure I get fed so I can carry the game and get back to gold 3 where I belong
Fucking bronze is hell to climb out of
You got placed in bronze s6 after being gold 3 s5?
What Undertale character are you, r9k?
People don't write characters like me, I have no defining characteristics.
I exist, I'll exist for a little while more, and then I'll stop.
I'm like a little wiggly cluster of pixels in the background of a single scene.
>>26676988
Literally me tbqh
I identify with him more than I can describe with words
>>26676988
I'm Ness.
we are all plugged in and Zuckerberg is our overlord
>>26676919
I swear this photo is going to be in the history books of tomorrow
>1st year of the digital imperium
It's really sad that autistic guys like zuck got all the money in the tech industry but have only an autists understanding of morality and thus will use it on something which only a child would think wouldn't harm mankind
Can't be worse than the reality
>smart enough to have constant existential crisis, depression, apathy and nihillism
>not smart enough to become successful or solve my problems
my existence is a fucking joke
>>26676878
YOU GOT A SHIT HAND IN THE EXPERIENCE DEPARTMENT BRAH JUST B YRSELF
>"smart"
>constant existential crisis shows inability to reflect on and accept oneself
>depression is pitiful
>claims apathy when he is supposedly depressed
>nihilism, one of the most worthless philosophies to hold as an individual even though it's interesting to look at
Yeah anon, you're real smart.
First step to solving your problems and becoming successful in your own eyes is reaching an equilibrium of inner peace. Reflect on yourself, again and again, realize what is good and bad about yourself, accept this and try to enhance what is good while reducing or elimating the bad. You must rid yourself of excessive self pity and self blame. You'll feel much better about life at least. Or, you'll feel much better about dying, if you end up going the suicide route.
>>26677186
>hurfa durfa sur u r so smart haha :))) le told! haha :)))
thanks for the quality post
>tfw you're turning 30 this year
it should be noted that the first twenty years of anyone's life are a total irrelevant joke
basically you should start counting the years after that as your actual lifetime
congrats, op! you will be turning 10 this year!
>>26676840
congratulations on turning 30 wish I was there to congratulate you in person
been there done that 3 years ago
kill me now
>turning 28 soon
pls stop this
