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Who else /devilish/ here
>mfw I create the same threads every day to derail this board and create a hivemind
>soon this board will be fucking reddit tier
Post some of your devilish acts, robots
>in HS i work hours of observation to get locker combination
>get in school over night over pool
>poo and piss in locker
>do that 5-6 times
>people talk about the "lockershiter"
>counter your efforts every fucking day
>this board will still be reddit tier
Anytime I feel like a meme is getting popular I start to spam it all over reddit.
Anytime a pasta starts to take off I post it to r/4chan.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/as-rental-prices-rise-women-stay-in-bad-relationships-to-survive
What are you doing to help these poor souls?
>>26676503
Telling them that the women are using them
>>26676503
Nigga I can't even afford my own rent. These bitches are just trying to get by and you can bet that I'd do the same if I had a vagina.
>bad relationship
Translation: "omg, I have to live with an ugly betaboi who asks to fuck me once a week, like ewwwww. I wish Chad would let me stay in his 20 bedroom mansion."
What is your asian friend like, /r9k/?
/pol/friend here. I don't associate myself with chinks.
He's my best friend, known him since we were 11
He's very similar to me, I remember we used to ridicule normals back in school.
He still doesn't know how pathetic I am
>>26676834
They're hononary aryans
I have $300 on my amazon account. What should I buy?
>>26676447
Give me the money
>those veins
This boner comment is very original
>>26676447
this tbqhor send it to me
Lets talk
Plz start convo.
I have all of this mucus in my sinuses but it's not coming out
how about you?
nice trips btw
check out this 3d model of a silo i made on my computer
>>26676485
Its always normal to have some consider operation if you have septum deviation
>>26676532
Is that blender? Looks pretty simple what are you trying to do lager with it?
Why is it suddenly trendy on r9k to hate this guy?
DUDE COUGH COUGH LMAO
He sold out.
4chan has never been kind to him apart from on /b/, if you go back to when the montage parody community was blowing up on reddit, h3h3 took it as his chance to become more than just a one hit wonder, and he rode that shit like a wave under people like ancientreality's wing.
he's basically franku lite, and everybody past their /b/ phase should despise hin.
Do guys care what kind of panties girls wear? Will they think less of her if she wears standard boring panties with cute designs and not sexy stuff like thongs?
Do you, as a guy, give a lot of thought to your underwear? Probably not. Why should women be different? Sure those who wear naughty lingerie likely want to feel sexy, but most girls probably just wear whatever feels comfortable
that's only a meme that exists in Japan
Well I certainly won't ask out a girl that has visible thong present just casually.
Who /jamaicanbeefpatty/ here?
I fucking love those things. They give me the worst shits though.
>>26676311
I got 12 in the deep freezer right now, also check
JBP's are the ultimate robot food, tendies can fuck right off
It's my dream to move out of the US and start a new life completely cutting off comtact with everyone from my old one including family. What is the easiest country to do this in.
I want to do this too and live in the woods or something
I would feel so free
Too bad I have no skills so it'd mean having to work hard
USA is so fucking big that moving country is retarded
Just move state, nigger
>>26676457
I have no skills or experience. There is nowhere in the US I can afford to live alone.
Peeps on /r9k/, I don't understand you.
Some of you want to have kids, why? It sounds absurd, I mean you suffer from live and you want to repeat this over your child?
Maybe they won't suffer? Everyone else in my family seems fairly happy.
I'd be sure to raise my kid in a manner that would avoid how I've ended up, i.e by making sure he's always in a sport, stays in school, teach him everything important I had to learn on my own that my parents never taught me and such.
>>26676334
>>26676438
Broken people don't raise healty children.
How often do you guys get approached by girls? By approached I mean girls that are obviously coming on to you and flirting/asking questions and shit?
For me about 3 times a week at uni, but when I;m home almost never.
>>26676208
Once, maybe twice per year
Never.
During high school it was maybe once per year. I'm not attractive.
I also don't put myself out there. When I'm not at work, I'm at home unless I really need something from the store. I figure that if I never got laid during my social peak, I probably never will.
Does online count?
If so, like once every week.
When I was at school, like once a week too since I was the smart kid.
What would I have to say to get neetbux for my schizotypal PD
show them proof you have that as an official medical diagnosis
then say you can't hold down a job since you're such a fucked up loser
grats, you now have free monies
Depends where you live. In the US, it's a multi-year process and it's very likely you'll be rejected unless you're a single mom.
>>26676298
Was that supposed to be incentive to get him to work?
>fucking republican bullies think they can motivate people
Have any of you killed another person before? What was it like?
I grew up around gangs and most of my uncles and aunts on my dad's side were gang members. I never asked them what it was like out of both fear and respect.
>>26676110
Gangs are a meme.
I watched my cat die
And when I was a kid I accidentally stepped on my stepmother's dog and that led to problems that eventually killed her
Human killing is way out of my depth. I think it's way too romanticized, people forget how straight up messy and gross it is.
I never killed anyone. I knew two guys who were murderers. One was an old white guy I met in prison, long hair and beard and a blue X tattood on his forehead. He killed 2 people and raped a girl. The other murderer I met was a mulatto drug dealer named Kirby.
Are fembots more promiscous than normal females?
Are they more perverted than normie females?
>>26675935
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The autistics ones, mostly no, many of them are cat-lady-tier self-isolation. The majority of them, who have BPD or Bipolar, yes.
Name
Fuck off robot
>>26676012
>The majority of them, who have BPD or Bipolar, yes.
Do you think it's common for them to mistake sex for emotional intimacy? Is this the reason they jump from dick to dick, basically whenever they feel lonely and want to be loved they get dicked for a short high?
I'm looking for some legal, easy to get drugs that make your orgasms better. I usually use weed but I'm trying to take a break and looking to use something that I can easily get in the UK without a prescription.
I've heard that Benadryl is an option. Is this a good idea? How much would I have to take to feel anything?
Any others you can recommend?
Benadryl is not an option, my friend. I would suggest trying natural aphrodisiacs but i don't know of any nor have i tried any.
Put stuff in your ass faggot
bruh benadryl will just make you tired for a while. you also have to wait a while before it has the same effects.
