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Who else /devilish/ here
>mfw I create the same threads every day to derail this board and create a hivemind
>soon this board will be fucking reddit tier
Post some of your devilish acts, robots
>in HS i work hours of observation to get locker combination
>get in school over night over pool
>poo and piss in locker
>do that 5-6 times
>people talk about the "lockershiter"
>counter your efforts every fucking day
>this board will still be reddit tier
Anytime I feel like a meme is getting popular I start to spam it all over reddit.
Anytime a pasta starts to take off I post it to r/4chan.
>don't contribute anything to this board except shitty bait threads
>mfw 100 replies
>Great /r9k/ meme goes unnoticed by Reddit for months
>Ruin everything by posting it to Reddit
>not a virgin, browse /r9k/ anyways
>post big dick threads all day
>post conflicting viewpoints, such as "big dicks are just a meme" and "all women want big dicks"
>tfw 7x5.5 and have been called "small"
>tfw have put on a cock sleeve to make me 9x6" and have gotten nothing but positive results
reminder if your dick isn't 8 inches, women are only pretending to be interested.
>>26676768
I do the same to fucking weeabos man, since they trashed me down because they told me a cartoon cant be a waifu, no I want to destroy them :D it is very very difficult.
>>26677232
>that non-existent ass
lol
>just before rush hour
>take a drive to a busy single-lane commuter road
>drive the speed limit, not a single mph over
>stop at every yellow light
>accelerate very slowly after a stop
>full, complete, deliberate stops at stop signs
>line full of enraged normies stuck behind me on their commute
I like to call it "Cuck the Commuter"
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>>26676985
Very devilish my friends
Continue assisting me in the total destruction of /r9k/, we're closer than you think
Kek I created some bs mbti thread, now those fucking retards are gonna be arguing over that = divide and conquer tactics
Riperino r9k
>sister is being a bitch
>spit in her mouthwash
>bus driver seems unfriendly
>dont say the customary "thanks" as I leave
>>26679126
>mfw i never thank the bus driver
>>26679465
>I never want to thank the bus driver
>but I do it out of cultural obligation
>I say thanks, but im actually not thankful at all
