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>tfw no Libra gf
>>26793577
ultimate lel, i like astrology but once you believe a certain sign is the best youve lost
>>26793577
> i like astrology
> but once you believe a certain sign is the best youve lost
hol up hol up, u b saying we all equal and shit?
>>26794013
scorpio is objectively the superior sign and i'm not even a scorpio
You are now thinking of her. Describe her.
Asian, hot as fuck, nice, always waves and smiles at me, once hugged me out of nowhere.
oh, and i got to mention- she's batshit fucking crazy. She's hit 2 of my friends on 2 separate occasions. I fucking love her so much, but i doubt she even knows my fucking name. i can't get her, no matter how hard i try. She, like every other girl there is, only wants tall chads.
>>26792749
She was my teacher when I was a junior in high school. She is in her mid 40s, average female height, and has blonde hair and blue eyes. She has a slightly gaunt face and small breasts. Her overall build is fairly feminine, but she is small in general, and probably not that conventionally attractive. I find her face hauntingly beautiful, especially her eyes. Subjectively, they are an oasis of ineffable beauty in this otherwise chaotic universe.
She was always very kind to me and seemed to like me as a person. Having no close friends, I was drawn to her like a moth to light, however, I naturally couldn't get that close.
She has a very good aesthetic taste and enjoys the work of new mysterian philosophers (Searle, Chomsky, etc), and loves to have discussions about philosophy. She is sometimes almost dogmatically liberal, but like all of her qualities, I have come to find that endearing. Also she likes transcendentalism.
There is a certain warmth and calmness to her worldview, which makes me wish I could live with her and experience the world closer to how she sees it.
She goes by Ms., so I assumed she was divorced (she told us she had a daughter). Later, I found out that she is actually married ;_;.
I went out for coffee with her in November when I was back from uni, and I can't wait to perhaps see her in the summer, but I took an anxiolytic before seeing her and unfortunately said some stupid things. I fear she may not really want to see me anymore ;_;
I no longer have any intention of being with her romantically, I know it's impossible, but I would love to get to talk to her more extensively, so some of her warmth, patience, and perspective may rub off on me. Also I just feel good being around her ;_;
At one point in time I developed an eating disorder due to her. Sometimes I kek at myself for having such bad oneitis. What a faggot I am.
>>26793601
No matter how ludicrously melodramatic this may sound, I honestly think there is a decent chance I would have killed myself had it not been for her kind words and subtle encouragement. I placed such a high value on her that even her slight kindness had a huge effect on me.
As human beings we are forced to find something in the world to care about, and for me one of those things is definitely her.
What does r9k think of Archer?
MULATTO BUTTS
>>26791319
BLACK ASS MAMA
WHITE ASS DADDY
Is that how you crash a wedding, Barry?
Yes it is, Bionic Barry.Yes it is.
Everything that has gone wrong in your life can be borken down into three causes
> you aren't tall enough
>you aren't rich enough
>you aren't good looking enough
So which is it?
I gave a fuck
First and third.
>Go down on girl for first smell
>Kept smelling poop and sweat
never again.
>>26791000
poop from the pussy?
I mean I ain't no pornstar but something seems wrong. Are you sure you haven't eater her ass by any chance?
>>26791023
The vagina hole is an inch from the asshole, tops. Humans weren't meant to eat girls out.
>>26791059
Pro tip : You aren't supposed to eat the hole.
>get to know a girl
>really starts to like her
>starts to join our friendship group of about 5 people
>chats for about 2 months
>tells best friend i really like her
>a week later my friend asks her out
>she accepts
What the fuck do i do /r9k/? Im also afraid that i can't unfriend him because i still have a lot of feeling for her and it would butcher, not only my friendship with everyone else in this group but also my chances of getting with her?
What do you even do in this situation, this has made my life pretty shitty and i dont know where to go...
>>26790623
Sounds like preteen cuck problems but I'll answer anyway.
Just be straight with the girl, say that you always like her but you were too dumb to tell her, now tell her you a happy for her If she's happy with that guy, but you can't be friend with them anymore because it hurts you too much, tell them you need space they will probably understand (ie they don't give a fuck about you family)
Think about yourself first, move on, don't be a cuck.
>>26790697
Its pretty stupid, you're right. But you're right, maybe i should just be straight about it, thanks anon.
What did you think would happen if she joined your friends circle? Didn't you expect a thing like this to happen?
Don't cry, wagecuck. It's only two days of freedom. It'll go by quickly, and you'll be back to contributing to society and making sure your parents aren't proud of you.
>>26790340
>AND THEN HE TOLD ME HES A WAGEKEK
Oh look its this pathetic worthless Neet parasite again.
Only a burnt chicken tendie away from committing suicide, he spends his day on 4chan posting the same shit over and over again as his own coping mechanism.
You just post your little thread, and the ten after to as well. Anything to take your mind off your worthless existence.
Just admit it. You have no hobbies. You have no cooking skill, You lay in your own filth and sweat, yYou spend the entire day stuck to your computer, shitposting on 4chan, and then when youre done, probably some time around 4am, you crawl to your bed, another day wasted.
Next day, you get wake up, and repeat the same process again. The best irony is, what you do its pretty much an unpaid job. Except unlike the wagecuck, you have to do this every day of the week.
Wagecuck? I'm on salary.
Reminder that you LITERALLY cannot call yourself a robot if you have never had hemorrhoids at least twice.
ive had spots of blood on the tissue but never that much, jesus
>>26789956
Where can I buy this hemorroid thingies?
>>26789956
>having your hemorrhoids go away so that you can get them again
>not having them permanently for the rest of your life
pls go normie
>First day of uni tomorrow
Keep breathing ausfag, it'll definitely go better than mine did
ur initials AP?
>>26809593
AUS?? In Perth??
Hey fembots, why don't you take some pride in your appearance and the way you dress?
Take a look at this girl. Look at how beautiful she is. Beautiful hair, beautiful skin, beautiful clothes...
Why aren't you the same?
>>26803984
but anon, she's not even pretty.
maybe if you're into girls who look like that, she's attractive, but otherwise she's just not.
i think i'm pretty average looking and i know i look better than her.
>>26804029
Prove it pix pls
>>26804029
lmfao
looool kek
>s-she's n-not prettier than me
wew prove it you stupid bitch
Do you guys want to know a way to feel like a fucking god?
Beat the shit out someone
Me and my friends did just that last night, this kid scammed me by selling me tylenol instead of tramadol.
I stomped his kike head in while my friends held him down, and punched him so hard my hand still hurts. He is still properly in pain, and will never fuck with me again.
>>26800596
i'm not a barbarian
>>26800596
Don't be consumed by primitive behavior
You're better than that
>>26800596
>Falling for the manly meme
If an autist can do it, you can too.
https://youtu.be/J7pbHG4TigI
She's probably just doing it to make herself seem good for asking out the autist
>>26797347
>implying she didn't do it so people would say "wow stacy, you're such a good person"
Seriously op, bait harder next time
>made sure to get it on video and post online to let the whole world know how nice she is
>she doesn't actually have feelings for him, all of this is a giant sham designed to make her look good
Why do normies do this? I'm pretty sure if he could understand it he would decide that it's better to have no date than it is to have a pity date.
>anxiety & me
>Normie-whore Savannah Brown
she can't keep getting away with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vSjvHEoLQ
Oh another cumshot angle vid.
All because someone is attractive, it doesn't mean they can't experience genuine anxiety and depression. Even rich and famous people struggle with depression and anxiety.
>>26796253
>anxiety
>posts public youtube videos for a million people
Im 21, hate my life, want to kill myself everyday, work a minimium wage job, have no friends, and have no future
Can you guys help me make a list of Pros and Cons of heroin?
I dont really feel like it can fuck up my life because its already fucked, honstly if I dont find SOMETHING good soon Ill probally just off myself
you are 21 you fucking moron
>>26795638
try Matthew Mark Luke or John
>>26795638
Don't worry, OP, it gets worse.
Soon another year will slip by and you'll realize you're in the exact same situation but just 1 year closer to death. Literally wasted your year.
>Hey uncle anon, where do babies come from?
Ur mum
Get rekt cunt
>>26792318
Do you have any female friends? Bring them over and I'll show you. Don't tell your dad, though. Don't be a narc.
>Uncle Anon, tell me about your genitals
![Cute-Girl-Josh047[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/taKpLCs.jpg "Cute-Girl-Josh047[1]")
