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The voting day is coming brobots. Who else will bring us out of neetdom?!
>Voting for Trump if you're a NEET
I'm not a NEET. I'm voting Trump and nobody can stop me. Make america great again and remove the weak degenerates so we don't end up like SWEDEN YES
>>26857374
>not feeling the Bern
Pleb.
This girl messaged me on Okcupid should I go for it?
>>26857066
eggman isn't that you?
yuck wtf is that
Yeassss faggot
Post in this thread or you will get raped within the next week.
go ahead, Ignore this thread.
At least I'll finally loose my virginity
But I want to be raped, being raped is hot.
Posting simply because that's a really unsettling wojak
What board (if any) did you frequent most prior to coming to r9k?
that image triggered me
>>26856124
you dont find twitter frog funny?
>>26856092
>op's pic
it's ok, i've been doing this for a while, i know what to expect
2008 - /b/
2009+ - /mu/ /r9k/
i've witnessed r9k's slow decline into self-loathing and i stood here and did nothing about it
Guys after weeks i found a dealer.
Bought this for 35$
Is this good weed/amount?
post your shitty bait on 420chan you dumb shitposting nigger.
nobody wants it here.
DUDE YOUR GOING TO GET BLUNT AS FUCK YO
Not a scam at all
What is wrong with us?
We can't blame our looks or height or being beta, because there are countless people who are uglier, shorter and more beta than us who have had gfs.
Any flaw you can name, there is someone who has it worse and has had a gf. Even morbidly obese people get gfs.
So what is our problem?
But that's exactly why they have GF's. They're extremes, and we're bordering within the ugly, average limbo
>>26855865
we weren't lucky
>>26855865
Neuroticism
>post on 4chan for nearly a decade
>never been to reddit in my life.
>Not out of dislike for the place, just have no interest in it
>get told by some cancerous underage fag to get back to /r/eddit
4chan feels pls
>captcha says select all palm trees
>I select all tricycles
>only realize this after it tells me I fucked up
it is time for me to stop posting
>been here since 2010
>hate newfags
>basically a newfag myself
>>26853761
>>26853730
yepppp those are the two main ones i think
WHO HERE DRUNK AF
Alcoholism thread
>what are you drinking
>what have you drank tonight
>your age
>your bank balance
>why you are feeling suicidal tonight
Kill yourself you indian cunt
Dude how is alcoholism real? Just stop drinking and you are good to go.
>tfw your name is Daniel and normies make jokes every time they hear it
My names David and everybody thinks its pretty OK.
DAMN DANIEL
orig
My name is moe and nobody talks to me
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man? Is he representative of the average /r9k/ user? Is he the face of /r9k/?
NO
hes an attention whore. no TrueRobot would ever act the way he does. I cant believe so many of you like him. disgusting
>>26852085
A scam that idiots fell for
bitter ugly racist piece of shit
How long can you escape into video games, weed and 4chan before you come back to the realization that nothing in this world has any objective value and that life itself is a meandering, pointless struggle? Nothing you do has any significance and you're better off dying right now than dragging yourself through the remainder of your empty life.
Its always festering in the back of your mind. The thought seeps through but you desperately keep trying to repress it.
I've already went through my existential crisis phase.
nice gif faggot
>>26851858
thats what im thinking today. How do i get over it
How do I kill myself ironically?
With memes
Hang yourself and have a sign around your neck that says: "suicide is never the answer"
>>26851181
Load the bullet backwards.
>tfw /r9k/ has turned you onto black guys
>all guys would be immediately disgusted with you if you acted on it and ever told anyone
Th-thanks r9k
Fembot feels
>>26850126
Why must you pretend to be a girl? I'm legitimately asking what you get out of it. You worthless fuvk
>>26850126
>be blackbot
>make it clear to any fembot before contact that I'm black
>typical KEKKEK responses and robots berating her etc
>50% of them contact
>talk for a bit
>get bored with my autism and block me
Or
>ask me for pic
>see how ugly I am and block me
One girl left me for her dog...
Are you that kind of fembot?
>>26850126
Real brobots, hate coalburners.
You like niggers because your trash!
How did today go, robots?
Did you try your best?
Well I fixed 3 computers today for the police station, and another for my drug dealer friend.
p good op. my 11/10 18 y.o. coworker "accidentally" bumped her butt into me today. i felt alive
>>26849788
hahaha
No, i dont have it in me to try my best.
Story thread for that cringy shit
I'll start:
>be 11
>taking bath
>mommy walks in
>gasps
>"anon! What's wrong with your vagina? It's all weird"
>vag looks normal
>tell her nothing's wrong
>"anon, it's all reddish purple and the lips are swollen, does it hurt? "
>n-no
>she calls her fucking gyno
>go into appointment
>gyno takes a look
>I cry because I'm scared
>"everything is fine ma'am, she just has large labia"
TLDR Mom paid a doctor to call me a roastie
>>26849542
Don't believe you. I'm going to need to see some pics
>>26849781
I want to see pics too, I'll believe OP either way though.
>>26849781
>>26849849
pic of op's roastie
