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What are you afraid of, /r9k/?
The outside world
Other people
Being alone on my 21st birthday
Death
Pain
That guy with the crazy eyes from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Losing my memory. Needing someone else to take care of me. Having the "one" and emotionally trusting them.
The good news is that one of those fears is truly impossible and won't come true, so I'll never have to deal with it.
>>26826917
I'm afraid of getting emotionally attached. I'm afraid of finding a reason to live only to lose it again.
>tfw gay
>girls feel like they can "open up" to me
>actually had a female friend tell me "there's so much more I can tell you now that I know you're not straight :3"
They're as bad as you think, robots.
Ask me your questions about females and I will answer with the knowledge I've ascertained through gaining their trust.
gay too
haven't talked to a female in years, don't really care
that sounds fucking awful OP, I'm sorry you had to go through that
have you ever met a female that WASNT a massive piece of shit?
>>26826062
Do they care if you're ripped or not?
How do I get over a fear of rejection?
you don't.
i've fucked 3 vaginas, and to go fuck a 4th would take just as much effort as the first
it does not get any better. it will always be a struggle for people like you and me
>>26825736
You sound broken. I remember riding off the confidence I got from a blowjob at 14 for like 4 years, kek.
It's supposed to snowball. How far apart chronologically were those vaginas you fucked?
>>26825838
random. went a year dry then fucked 2 girls in 5 months.
all of them were from online dating sites. im still a shut in, i just get 4/10s from online to come over sometimes
Can women do anything right?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35681240
>>26825582
>Can women do anything right?
gossip.
>>26825582
didn't a nigger kill her?
nigs do this all the time how is this news?
Oh lawdy, I live a solid 30 minutes from Woodbridge.
Some customer mentioned this to me today, had a quick chuckle right then and there. It's sad, but what's even more sad is that people still think we don't need any change in gun control.
Anyone ever had a bossy gf?
>I want one
>no gf to submit to and worship
Just kill me ;_;
Meme magic time: if I get dubs than tomorrow a girl I know will tell me she likes me
>>26826056
better start fucking vegetables
>>26826055
Time for a game, r9k.
Spot the robot. Tell us why you think he's a robot. I'll start us off.
It has to be the guy in the pink shirt
>>26823759
Far-left
autism shoes
>>26823759
>>26823780
nope it's the guy in the middle with the white blue baseball shirt.
its the eyes, the eyes give it away.
Internet nostalgia thread.
Newgrounds in general.
>>26823529
I fucking loved this game
>>26823529
dude oh my fuck i was just playing this the other day
https://youtu.be/J_DV9b0x7v4
>tfw I will never be a 16 year old weeb ever again
I remember dancing to this at anime Boston in like 2008 I think it was. Also saw the pillows at the same convention.
What is your favorite thing about McDonalds? For me it's the value and service!
>free water
>premium choice beef
>crunch French fried potatoes
>fish sandwich made with fresh Icelandic cod
>eggs
>don't have to pay extra for utensils
>friendly people
My friends I am here to tell you, McDonalds has changed the way I think about business in America. So fresh, so delicious and always served quickly.
Head on down to Mcdonalds on Tuesday for a free cup of coffee with any order of French fries.
I just got back from McDonalds.
I saw a pregnant sheniqua working there, her pants where falling down and she was wearing a bright red thong.
I wanted to throw up.
>>26822975
>don't have to pay extra for utensils
What do you need utensils for at McDonald's?
the 2 for for 2$ was such a great deal. Got me a McDouble and a Hot n Spicy and mozzarella sticks and a 4 piece nugget for 4$ it was just immaculate.
Who else here /sufferedthroughchildhood/ tell your stories.
>Parents divorced before kindergarten
>Missed every Thursday of school until high school for therapy
>Abusive stepdad
>Neglecful mother
>Insomnia
>Depression
>No hobbies or social life
>26 and still recovering trying to get on my feet
>Don't know anybody for help
>Only way to get to sleep is to make myself cry
>Wageslave
>Eat one meal a day, usually TV dinners, if I'm not too tired or depressed I order rice from a Chinese restaurant
>Plenty of money but nobody to spend it on, and everything I want I can't buy
>Just want to be deaf, or blind so I can live on benefits, maybe be able to join a group of similar disabled people, fit in, and have someone check in on me and take care of me once or twice a week
>Just want a hug but hugging burns
>Nobody in my contact lists
>Used up all my sick days this year so I could sleep on the bathroom floor during the days
That's so sad, man. You just want to be taken care of, to feel that warmth. OK, tell me a few things. Why have you slept on the bathroom floor?
>>26822695
Anon, I hope you'll get better, you deserve something good in your life at least once.
>>26823223
>>26823724
Thanks anons, that made my week!
Also for some reason I like it, it's a small room and its quiet.
Can any of you robots teach me a little about MDMA?
>should I get in caps or rock?
>whats the best way of consumption?
>what are general prices?
>should I candy flip for my first time I've done lsd
>Got any cool stories?
>lastly how was your day anon?
Just general questions I have and if you have any tips I'd love to hear em
Kill yourself drugs are bad
>>26822693
I'll just let the drugs do that
>>26822665
Only advice I can give is get a test kit for fuck sake. A very large amount of MDMA you get now a days is cut with designer drugs or isn't MDMA at all. The reason you hear kids falling into comas or getting brain damage is because they are dumb asses taking impure MDMA without testing
You seriously think people care, Erica?
You're cutting the wrong way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-d1leMQJMI&feature=youtu.be
Reminder to report and move on
holy shit I can't breathe
not in an edgy way but the fucking music
>underage girl that gets showered in attention acts like an edgy attention whore
damn who woulda thought
Has anyone noticed how it's always the average-looking girls that complain about slut-shaming? I've never seen >7/10 girls accusing someone else of slut-shaming.
>>26821970
This desu. also i never have seen a radical feminist who was over a 5/10 in looks. (The average being a 3/10)
>>26821970
Average? No? It's usually the ugly ones.
>>26822029
>>Tfw 4/10
>>Tfw will probably have settle for an ugly feminist
Might as well kill myself now tbqh
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>tfw nigger
>tfw will always look more ape than man
>tfw genetically inferior to pretty much all other races (except abos)
>tfw my options are celibacy or polluting the European gene pool
>tfw literally nothing I can do will ever change this
C-check your p-privilege, white scum.
>>26821073
You can always use in-vitro fertilization with sperm and eggs from two highly intelligent people from a race of your choosing. Hardest part would be getting the person you're planning on having the child with go through with something like that.
>tfw my options are celibacy or polluting the European gene pool
Why don't you wanna date blacks?
>>26821073
enjoy your welfare, white slags, and affirmative action faggot
Which race is the most beta and how did it become the whites?
Realistically, probably Japanese people. The males are incredibly metrosexual, have a weird and destructive view on sex and relationships, and work for 70 hours a week just to get by. The females are lifeless, emotionless blobs that literally get molested every time they get on the train and would rather not get in a relationship with someone because it's too much of an investment.
Blacks are the most beta. They care more about clothing and appearance more than any other race, they are obsessed with shoes, and they are sensitive to anything that even comes close to an insult, even if it is a joke. Their personalities tend to be distinctly feminine, and only seem alpha because they are quick to anger, which is actually a feminine trait.
Why are they like that? Easy. 80% grow up without a father, raised only by single mothers. No wonder they become obsessed with shoes and have quick tempers.
>>26820912
"My girlfriend' left me for a black guy" starter pack
I fell for the bully meme, /r9k/.
>seek out people to bully me on Steam
>enjoy it until I cum, then hate it
>decide I have to try it in real life to see what its really like
>find someone into it on Craigslist
>he's average looking but fit and interesting
>have him over since I live alone
>sit on the couch, drink and chat for awhile about normal stuff
>chat slowly becomes more and more sexual
>he starts making fun of me for certain things
>start getting embarressed and more nervous than I already was
>this only provides more fuel for him
>pit in my stomach as I don't really know what to do besides sit there and answer
>still aroused from the attention
>he makes me stand up and strip naked
cont...
>laughs at my erection
>gets meaner and more personal with his teasing
>I just take it, mostly looking at the floor and stammering answers
>feel like shit but still aroused
>eventually makes me kneel while he undresses
>asks me if I want his cock, I nod
>makes me beg for it
>say something along the lines of "uh, please let me suck it, sir"
>he's not happy with that
>makes me say something way more degrading
>grabs my hair and shoves me onto his cock
>I don't really know how to give blowjobs so I just keep gagging on it
>just constantly gagging and coughing, he's making it worse by not slowing down
>boner is gone at this point
>just want it to be over
>eventually he gets tired of me gagging and jerks off onto my face
>makes me sit there with his cum on me while he washes up
>asks if I enjoyed it before he leaves, think "no" but nod
>take a long shower and immediately go to bed
This was last night. I don't know what to do.
>>26820545
>Wanting to be bullied
>Not wanting to bully other people
There's your problem, OP. Being submissive makes you into human garbage. Be dominant and order girls around or go home an stay virgin.
>>26820561
>"uh, please let me suck it, sir"
